>we're going to see jenny splashing around in a mermaid swimsuit
We’ll, she’s never privated her Con Artists vids and that’s some good bikini content. Maybe she’s hurting for some victim attention and is baiting guys so she can complain on Twitter for a month, take down the vid, and have it go into “lore.”
>Jenny shopping to look ridiculously adorable poolside (for no one but herself)
>Bailey continuing to watch her cats slowly battle to the death in an apartment that smells like cat piss
A tale of two lives.
If this is not for a video and just for her to dip about in her pool and possibly drowning, it’s pathetically hilarious.
jenny absolutely chooses not to learn to swim in order to seem cutesy and childish.>im too scared of water to learn to swim!>its preferable to submerge myself in water without the skills to survive in it!
if you're too scared to learn swimming, you're too scared to hang out in the deep end on a floatie, shes faking.
So this is from a June 2019 tweet, basically right when she moved into her condo.>>12335
And here she’s saying she was using the fin and kickboard to swim last summer. (Really wish I’d seen that, bet private pool Jenny wears high waisted bikini bottom and a very small top.)
So 1. This might be Jenny just saying it’s pool weather and she’s looking for a safer way to swim like an idiot or 2. Lockdown Jenny misses guys gawking at her.
We’ll find out in 2 to 5 months
>>12336> Jenny looking ridiculously adorable poolside (for no one but herself)>>12338> She’s faking
It does feel like she wouldn’t go swimming unless someone is visiting her. No one swims with mermaid fins by themselves.
It’s so Ellis or Felicia can see her with floates and fins on and a big hat, laugh and take a picture which Jenny can give a cute faux “noooooooo” protest.
>Jenny sweetie, you're not really going to try and swim in that thing, are you?
<Sure I am! Doesn't it look cute!
>It does… but you don't know how to swim and you won't let me teach you.
<Shut up and grab my floaties!
>You know these won't keep you afloat though, right? They're made for very small children.
<*Jenny squeakily slides them up her arms*
<Now pick me up and put me in the water.
>Alright, but you stay on the shallow end, OK?
>Up we go.
*Jenny kicks her mermaid tail furiously as you pick her up and set her in the shallow water*
>OK, I'm gonna be right over there, you stay put.
>I mean it!
*literally the second you turn your back you hear a loud splash as she dives for the deeper water, skidding along the bottom violently thrashing her fin all the way to the deep end*
*you jump in, pull her up and carry her back to the shallow end*
<*cough* *cough* *excitedly* Did you see me swimming!?
>Yeah, very graceful honey.
>Now I'm going to go grab some of those ponies you brought out to play with. STAY HERE.
*cough* *cough* I will.
<*cough* *cough* Thank you.
*you can finally sit down and watch her coo and splash about in the water*
>YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT SWIMMING AGAIN, ARE YOU?
<*distant coughs* Nooo.
her bra is deceitful, it makes her tits look good
is that a theme park beach? jen probably went
Stuffing any mom boobs in a bra and they look better than what they really are. Jenny’s not too far off since she’s been trying to squish them down with sports bras for years. Plus being 30 I’m sure she’s reaching pancake territory with the nipples pointing south.
i know her tits are flat… but i refuse to accept they're ugly
>>12347> Jen probably went
Yeah, Jenny’s other friends have jobs so I’m sure she’s been hanging out with Ellis all summer while they cash in patreon
I didnt say anything at first because i didnt want to seem stupid.. but this is a black dick thing right? why would ellis take a photo of this chocolate banana otherwise.
Where's the video of Lindsay cheering on Jenny to wolf down a chocolate banana as fast as she can?>>12350
Oh, you know she's going back in. Lack of buoyancy be damned!
You think Jenny’s tits are flat?
They look surprisingly perky whenever we see them in a tight or low cut top.
i think that explains her mysterious tit size. when she wears a good bra they fill it up, otherwise they hug her body and cant be seen
That, and the possibility of period cup and a half size increase once a month. Leads to the saggies too.
You know, as long as her boobs fit in your mouth, they should be fine.
Oh shit, that would solves the titty mystery that’s boggled me for 5 years.>>12357
Have higher standards
>>12359>Have higher standards
Alright, Anon… time to bust out the crayons, re-ignite those 4th grade art skills and show the class just how ugly you think Jenny's tits are. Because that's an asinine response.
Holy shit, Jenny could buy that new electric F150 with one months patron and ad revenue.
She and the whole Ellis squad are really smart about not showing off just how much they make.
Underwater swimming asmr video when.
NGL, I enjoy a meaty nipple.>>12365
I demand Jenny be arrested immediately for not sharing this cuteness with the world!
Jenny is playing up the sickly stuff lately. Probably a sympathy pitch to get more patreon money
Not that it ever has to mean anything, but anybody notice that Jen typically wears a ring on the boyfriend/husband finger?
Huh, never noticed that.
She’s been showing off her bf this whole time.
Hmmmm, if she didn’t want dads attention you’d think she’d stop wearing oversized Hawaiian shirts half buttoned, half wrapped together to show off her tight tummy.
This is one of the most modest outfits I’ve seen Jenny wear at the parks.
Did the whole debacle with Jenny's wiki teach you nothing? Jenny may only be perceived on her own terms. You may look at her when she wants you to look at her. All other times are off limits! You're a gross internet weirdo for looking at her or thinking about her or knowing things about her if you do it outside of the designated perception zone!
a. Jenny was fooling around with them, flapping her arms against the water/jumping into the water
b. jenny has small bruises and is exaggerating
c. Jenny is a frail Victorian child with a very delicate constitution
I am perceiving Jenny putting her water wings on me before taking a seat on my face to edit. Sorry, Jenny… I'll try to be better!>>12378
This. You must treat Jenny like an extremely fragile porcelain doll.
>>12379>I am perceiving Jenny putting her water wings on me before taking a seat on my face to edit.
No this is the correct place to be horny on main for Jenny. I'm more worried about some dumb motherfuckers making comments like that on her twitter feed, cause then we can kiss ever seeing mermaid Jenny goodbye. People not knowing the correct and incorrect spaces for saying horny shit about Jenny is why we can't have nice things!
looks really tight, i bet you can see every curve/crease of her butt
i bet we'll never see her in it as it would look like porn
Man, that was a great wiki, I think the guys mistake was announcing it here. And making one for Bailey which was a big red flag. Hope they will post it up again at someplace or same place more quietly.>>12381> i bet we'll never see her in it as it would look like porn
Jenny was defending that twitch streamer pretty hard about how funny, over the top and creative her pigeon mask skit was…not too different than dressing up like a mermaid to talk about a fantasy theme park…
this is the work of breadtube, channel awesome thinks taking their clothes off is sooooooooooo funny
i wouldn't be surprised if jenny did it topless
>>12383>i wouldn't be surprised if jenny did it topless
Well I would be shocked and speechless. However sexy she might like to get in private, she manages her public image like she's still working for Disney!
>>12384> However sexy she might like to get in private
It is nice we now have solid confirmation that Jenny does dress sexy when she’s out without the expectation of getting pic taken.
it was pretty shocking watching brad jones full on penetrate his wife, or alison pregler pop them out (with a black bar) for a whole episode. these are "her people" now, this is the culture jenny exists in now
not to mention her sister's prostate stream
Nah, those are cheap and trashy.
This is who Jenny will become, the girl who spends $1,000 on oversized novelty items while she lives alone in a 3 bedroom condo in one of the most expensive cities in America.
I always wind up checking eBay for old McDonaldland products for a nice nostalgia hit whenever Jenny posts about that old tree. My local McDonald's (way, way, way
back in the day) had a full Playland setup attached. The Burger Cage on a pole, the big slide with Cap'n Crunch on top and an eating area with her beloved Apple Pie Tree. So many (hazy!) crusty fiberglass memories…
Most of that stuff was before her time though, where's her attraction coming from? Is it the obscurity since no one her age will have experienced those things, or does it tickle her autism just right?
In her latest Musicalsplaining podcast which came out yesterday (and i can tell was recorded recently because of a reference to the last Loki episode) Lindsay Ellis claimed that the Evermore episode will be coming out in "a week or two"
>>12390> Lindsay Ellis claimed that the Evermore episode will be coming out in "a week or two"
Was Jenny a guest? That’s weird Ellis would say when a friends new video comes out.
It does confirm Jenny has been hanging out with her like we guessed.
D+ Marvel shows are so inconsequential that the endings hardly matter in the slightest.>>12393
Sybian machines weigh 100lbs?
>gave up and laid on the floor
Does she know how goddamn cute she makes herself sound all the time? I bet she even let out an exasperated cartoon-like breath when she hit the floor… you're killing me with these constant adorable mental images, Jenny!
It was during a digression about her seeing Tarzan The Musical in Provo.
Sidebar I usually like that podcast but in this one Lindsay and the cohost were very snotty and humblebragging about going to film school. Talking about how one of their professors was a big legend despite having a shorter Wikipedia page than Jenny's dad.
AGAIN with the weak cute girl who needs a man act
Oh Ellis just started talking about Jenny going to Utah and seeing a community musical production? Shit, Jenny’s spending a lot of time with her.
Also, Jenny acting surprised like she didn’t purposely ruin the big surprise cameo with a tweet at 8 am the day the Mandalorian finale came out, gtfo Jenny, you defensive when you got criticism for that one too.
Was googling for some old Jenny tweets and it’s insane how often Jenny’s tweets become news articles. Like stop the presses, rich white girl is mad.
Her complaining about the two ladies streaming at Disneyworld while one was having an allergic reaction Jenny thought was Covid became an article with DailyMail. Jenny was described as a “Gamer”.
Jenny complaining about not being allowed to wear Jedi robes when Galaxys Edge opened become a big issue too with a lot of talk on YouTube and news articles but one that popped up was CNET.
Though to be fair I did like the funny story that seems to have never been heard before about Andy Dick on the day of that abortion documentary premiere, even though i've heard about that doco on the internet for a decade
But she's so weak and delicate! You can't have her haul around things that are nearly her own body weight. It's unsafe!Feminism isn't very helpful when heavy objects need to be moved, huh Jen?>>12404
If Jenny was dating either of them (unlikely), it would be the pudgy Asian. No boys. Horses!
bailey said on stream that she and jenny each bought one of these anakin shirts at the mall the other day. Hope jenny posts a pic in hers so we can laugh at how much cuter she looks in it then bailey.
that unusual McDonalds Kickstarter changed some things, instead of saying 1 more person was to be announced it just says "more to come. Also, Quinton is now just listed as someone they are going to interview rather than someone going to one of the locations with them. They arnt even at the half way mark to their goal and only have 13 days left. If jenny gets announced as being involved in some way they will make their goal within a day guaranteed. In fact at this point the dude should just pivot the goal of the project to be acquiring a Mcdonalds Apple Pie tree for Jenny, and have him travelling around the country looking for one with her. he'll make way more money and might get a thank you fuck from jenny in return.
lol is that screencap real
>>12404> Nathan ever dated Kat or Jenny
He could’ve definitely been dating Kat and they’re just friends now and if he was dating Jenny he would have helped her with Twitch streaming without needing Sky.
What is weird is that while Nathan follows both of them on Twitter, only Kat follows him back, I thought Jenny followed Nathan too.
> Lesbo Jenny
I think we’re fairly confident Jenny’s only into boys, even her “Kylie Marie Tran is a babe” tweets felt verryyyyy woke PR branding…though they did meet through Ellis at her wedding in NYC, then went to Chicago together, then lived together the stopped talking and she moved out…oh shit!>>12406
The amount of environmental waste Jenny generates just buying stuff ironically, she bragged about being free of Star Wars merch on sardonicast after how much she hated Rise of Skywalker.>>12408
Yup, proud of Bailey for finally standing up to Jenny. She gets Red Robin dinners and window shopping at malls while the other friends get Vegas and Utah trips.
>>12409>stopped talking and she moved out
they didnt really stop talking and still take trips together but im just saying the main reason i thought they were not together, and also why i thought jenny wasnt dating nathan, was because i thought he and kat were together. if that wasnt true all bets are off. id at least guess that kat was trying to set them up but maybe jenny wasnt into him.
What’s the timeline of this new girlfriend though? Why is the assumption that if Kats not with Nathan now that means they weren’t together before or that possibly Jenny was. Ellis is still friends with Todd so it’s natural for their crowd to dare, fuck, then downgrade to friends.
Shit, just remembered Henny did that with Griffin.
im not trying to make any assumptions just saying that now that we have 100% confirmation for the first time ever of who nathan is currently dating, it opens up possibilities i hadnt considered before. everything we thought before, including everything you said, could absolutely be how it played out. but especially since kat and nathan continue to interact in the same way they always have, just makes me question if we were right about how he fits into the jennyverse.
Yeah, Bailey is a big meanie. Can you imagine not helping a weak, baby Jennifer?>>12409>I think we’re fairly confident Jenny’s only into boys
Are we? Not saying she's a full-on dyke, but her tastes don't seem limited to men. Plus there's her ever-present misandry.
We’ll I remember he talked about how his girlfriend had started playing Breath of the Wild and she had treated her horse so well it was like super powerful or handy or something.
When I looked into it Kat made a reference to “hearts” so she had watched or played the game since your health meter is hearts.
I’d wondered if that had been a reference to Jenny cause of course she’d treat a horse really well but I didn’t remember Jenny having it ever talking about Switch or a game like Breath of the Wild at least once since later we saw her play Pokémon with Sky during Covid and Animal Crossing.
I think this was pre Covid but someone might have to do an advance Twitter search to confirm.
Jenny doesn’t have the skills for a game that complex, search your feelings, you know it’s true.
However, you who loves Breath of the Wild? You know who played it a lot and still does because it’s her favorite game of all time?
oh yeah i remember that, that was definitely before covid. i also remember jenny tweeting about playing bomberman on switch and then nathan tweeted that same day that he watched someone play bomberman on switch. i remember thinking it was weird he went out of his way to not say her name, and how she never followed him on twitter despite hanging with him on at least 3 occasions.
Interesting theory to be sure but yeah if Jenny and Nathan did date, they were just careful enough to stop us from confirming it.
Last night commented on how Jenny playing Pokémon.
Now she’s tweeting about it.
Interesting, guess she comes here when bored and not wanting to work too…hi Jenny!
Well, we know how to get her attention.
McDonald’s furniture and playing cards as wallpaper.
didn’t she make fun of gamer guys backgrounds like this when she said it wasn’t fair people were being mean about her background?
>>12389>whenever Jenny posts about that old tree
…shes done it more than once?
it does seem to be "in" right now, multiple youtubers have made videos about it recently and according to google trends mcdonaldland "trended" on the 4th of july.>>12391
Does fatso still work for pbs? I wouldnt mind her getting Jenny a job there. the quality of program seems to have… diminished recently. so its not like jenny wouldn't be qualified.>>12393
im surprised she didn't attack him for giving sensible advice>>12404
My guess is kat/his relationship lasted for a very short time
you got to remember, the one thing Greyson is famous for is fucking around
>>12421> Greyson is famous for is fucking around
He gets a surprising amount of ass for a gaming reporter.
I still say when Nathan was fucking Kat, Jenny would stand outside her bedroom to listen for a few beats before rushing back to her room.
Not to mention for looking like a douche nozzle with a man-bob.
Was thinking it but didn’t want to say it.
Dude must be packing a hog or being woke opens a lot of liberal legs.
>>12423>hey, did you hear that?<hear what?>i swear there's something in the hallway<wha->shhh, shhhh, do you hear that?<… jenny?
[sounds of creaking floorboards quickly lead away]
I wish Jenny visited, I'd try and sell her my Giant Metapod chair for some selfies. I really have no space for such a huge plush.>>12421>…shes done it more than once?
She's been mentioning it since like February.>>12423
They just put her an extra room with headphones on and told her not to take them off until they tell her to.
>>12427>I really have no space for such a huge plush.
make a video of you burning it and send it to Jenny>>12428>I don’t know if being woke opens any doors that are good
kats ok looking. i wouldn't want to kiss her, but i dont think shes gross
>>12421>My guess is kat/his relationship lasted for a very short time
they have tweets to each other as early as 2016 and in 2018ish he streamed with her lying on his bed behind him. Dont think we'll ever have clear answers to what their relationship has been.
Hmm, surprising Jenny hasn’t said anything about the Fear Street movies after her excitement tweet at their trailer.
her replies seem to have the answer
who uses windows 10 though?
For the guy managing this site and the guy who made the Jenny wiki that got wiped.
Would it be possible to just post it as a wiki here or would that bring too much attention?
I have actually been thinking of recreating the wiki here. Just wanted to wait until Jenny's vendetta against wikis dies down a little.
Also on an imageboard the formatting would have to be different so it's not just a wall of text, just want to figure out the best way to do it.
That's if the admins would be cool with that. (I would understand if they weren't)
One advantage would be that if I remade the wiki here I could post my original masterpiece. The admins over at Fandom flagged it for being "biased" so I had to remove a lot to make it more neutral.
Ohhh, that would be interesting.
But yeah, would definitely want to wait a bit and probably not draw too much attention to it when it’s posted as we know Bailey and Jenny simps report our chats back to her.
>>12436>For the guy managing this site
1. I wouldn't know how to add a wiki but I might be able to find out.
2. What kind of attention are you afraid of? As long as nobody's doing anything illegal, what's anybody going to do to us?
Jenny might tweet about us and get this site mass reported to your hosting company or get a bunch of dweebs commenting here.
There’s no way Jenny doesn’t make a video bashing the new space jam.
Why are her knees so pink in that picture? Was she just kneeling for some reason?
That type of pale skin will pink up at just about anything. It could be the weather, walking, etc.
Like that clip where she was so sensitive to the heat in her condo her skin was blushed red like she’d been sun burned.
Jenny would make a fortune modeling pale skincare in China or South Korea.
<Jenny is the one filming instead of them filming her
She really needs to think of herself as a presenter if she's going to make videos traveling to someplace she thinks will make for an interesting video. Watching her react to a thing would be so much better than just listening to her do that from a first-person perspective. I'm not sure she's even thinking these things through.
Also; GET A GIMBAL!>>12444>Jenny>make a video>a timely one at that
I think Jenny knows all that stuff, remember she had millennial falcon. The aim with these videos is to see from her perspective so you agree with her analysis.
She tweeted about Beanie Baby so maybe Ellis was right and she finished Evermore and is working on Beanies again.
Must be a real treat for Bailey knowing that the only mean that want her to reach out for them are men over the internet that she only knows because she prostitutes to them over the internet.
The perfect feminist relationship.
shes highly active in the replies. I sense excitement from her, she's really into angry feminism isn't she
>>12457>really into angry feminism
ellis did this
Did she really just brush off the screenplay writer of the movie by saying he doesn’t know what an AntiHero is!? The fucking ego on her.
I remember she referenced the “rape” when the movie first came out. Said it was a great movie that stumbled and fell at the end because of it. Which is funny since it’s a very girl power scene since the so called rape attempt totally fails and the guy ends up with his own cum in his mouth.
So Jenny loves all movies, including gory body horror like Saw but attempting to squirt microwaved cum into someone is a step too far for her.
Expect Jenny to outrage tweet when the movie comes out. I’d say she’d even make a angry review if she wasn’t lazy as fuck.
She needs to do something. She owes after chickening out with the Snyder Cut.
Anywho, I listened to more of the sardonicast podcast today.
1:08:10 “I love the hair pulling” referencing drag me to hell.
It’s so telling out of the 4 movie reviewers Jenny is the only one who genuinely enjoys bad movies, long as they’re bad but not boring she loves it.
So she really has the least business constantly complaining about movies, or even making reviews. I can’t believe she became rich and famous criticizing big dumb movies and turns around and talks about living big dumb movies.
There’s a bunch of parts where they’re like -
The guys: Cruella was so bad
Jenny: Yeah it was awful and I loved it.
The guys: The Saw movies are so bad.
Jenny: Totally, I love them and want to make a video ranking them after ranking Barbie movies.
It’s just, like every week, there’s another sign that if Jenny wasn’t cute and fuckable she’d be as unsuccessful as Bailey on YouTube.
Jenny has stated many times that she hates "rapey" horror movies. I'm surprised she even seen the first one.>>12464>The guys: The Saw movies are so bad
lol, what a bunch of fucking pseuds.>>12466
Did you miss the Twitch stream where she fell in love with Gilroy Gardens?
Wonder which lucky "friend" took that picture?
>>12467> lol, what a bunch of fucking pseuds.
They all seemed to think the first was ok, and liked one or two others for being funny bad but none liked the series overall except Jenny.>>12467> stream where she fell in love with Gilroy Gardens?
I didn’t watch most of her streams, so she hasn’t actually gone?
Maybe another one of her “out if this works hot friends”.
I’m sure she’s perfectly since between calling her white friends inherently racist but calm your tits Bailey.
is she a big deal? yesterday i was watching tutorial videos, yadda yadda yadda, i went to the youtubers twitter and one of the latest tweets was a retweet of Kristina
so I wonder if she's a bigger deal than I thought, or it could be a coincidence.
>>12471>is she a big deal?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think she's in with the Critical Role crowd.
yeah, she's appeared on their dnd streams, i didnt know that was important
She got that Star Wars interview/behind the scenes show and right wing guys blasted her on Twitter and reposted tweets she made basic calling white people like Jenny part of the race problem.
Very funny because then of course Jenny defends her, tries to get her fans to mass report some big name conservative guy (who I think tweeted back and was blocked by Jenny) andddd oh yeah Star Wars Twitter defended her too.
Still cracks me up when I remember Jenny and her breadtube friends at Disney World at some flavors of Africa restaurant and tweeted a vague joke showing how other than Kat and some brown girl the other 10 people in their group was all white.
Like them acknowledging they’re all white, rich and almost exclusively hangout with other white rich people somehow makes them woke.
> Guys, is it problematic for 11/13 of us to be white? That’s like Iowa demographics
< Its fine! As woke individuals we acknowledge problematic stuff, what else were we supposed to do bring a black to Disneyworld.
Jenny: I’m friends with a Jew! that’s good right?
does anyone else think its weird jenny and kirsten sat on opposite ends of the table from each other?
>>12469>I didn’t watch most of her streams, so she hasn’t actually gone?
i vaguely remember this…i thought she said one of her aunts lives in or very near gilroy. I think there was a story about going for a birthday and a girl got invited that wasnt really part of the friend group and she complained the whole time or something. anyone remember this story at all?
>>12469>so she hasn’t actually gone?
I don't think so, no (at least I don't remember if she did). She seemed really enthusiastic about it though.>>12472
Bailey can't let Jenny know she wants her before she's ready. She only gets one chance before she's labeled a creep.>>12476>>12480
There's nobody more empathetic than white millionaires in their gated communities! Poor people and minorities simply don't have the time to worry about their own problems, what with working to survive day to day.
She probably thinks spending months buying this shit will be worth it for a 10 second joke in the Barbie video.
And I’m sure people in the comments will say it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever seen.
Not to mention she said she’s stopped buying Star Wars merch so what else is Jenny going to do, grow up and not buy kids merch?
YouTube keeps showing me a “girls trip” ad for Las Vegas, it’s like a shot for shot of Jenny and her breadtube trip minus the Australian strippers they blew.
I wonder who’s idea that trip was since Jenny said it was her first time there as an adult in her Army if the Dead tweet.
Pretty sure it was her idea because Lindsay said Jenny got them the themed t-shirts for the trip.
if a video of jenny blowing a stripper in front of 2000 people did surface, would you like her still
Do the rules about never touching the strippers not apply in Vegas? I thought they were universal?
Who says I like her now?>>12490
Yeah, I’m sure Jenny’s smart enough to take him back to her room with Kat before they did anything.
Those Thunder Down Under guys must just be soaked in puss from around the world every night.
im pretty sure its a stage show, so anyone who runs on stage would be escorted off by security. im also pretty sure male strippers are homos.
i was just asking out of boredom.>>12491>Who says I like her now?
why dont you?
She’s one of the most over payed/under worked Youtubers today and her opinion of herself ranks up their with Jake Paul or Jeffre Star.
People just don’t realize it because she’s doing it while talking about Barbie or park rides.
Oh look. Jenny phoning it in and farming for RTs to grow her following again.
Less than a month ago she said she hates Star Wars on Sardonicast, now she’s sad there won’t be enough Star Wars at the Star Wars convention she’s going to next year
Here's Bailey in a 30 minute long discussion about a film she admitted on stream to not having seen. Also that Spencer guy is one of the guys from the video of jenny suggesting Disney only hires black janitors.
I was roped into watching that through a stream just last week. Nobody should be seeing that trash. It's still no way close to making back wheat it cost to make, or making a profit, but it astounds me how it's made as much as it has by now. Truly, unironically awful.
So after they recorded this Bailey said on her own stream she didn’t watch the movie?
A. Not watching a movie at home for work is pretty freaking lazy and B. Why risk publicly admitting that?
Yeah actually Bailey said out of the three of them only 1 of them had seen it. She said technically its a discussion about the movies box office performance and not like a review, otherwise she totally would have seen it because she has "journalistic integrity."
>>12500> Bailey thinks she has journalistic integrity
HAHA, you have a creative writing degree and publicly defended Max Landis on Twitter
can anyone tell who the last 2 people jenny followed on twitter are?
No, Twitter no longer shows the people you follow in chronological order.
She’s been a lot of minus one plus one on her account for like a week so either her friends are deactivating and re-activating or Jenny’s purged some folks.
>>12493>her opinion of herself ranks up their with Jake Paul
Absolutely insane hyperbole… I can only imagine the level of seething hatred you must have for her to make that comparison. Time to move on, Anon. Jenny clearly isn't good for your mental health.>>12495>Jenny expecting Disney to come up with their own iconic character with one of the most iconic moments in film history
Using Rey as an example, you can see just how far Disney is away from creating that. Rey had no arc, she easily overcame every obstacle in her path from the beginning of the first movie all the way to the last. She was only occasionally sad, but effortlessly overcame those smaller troubles and was no different for the experience. She went from point A to point B in an unchanging straight line.
Darth Vader was the complete opposite in terms of character. Anakin had lost everything he loved and didn't have the strength to truly overcome all his anger and hatred about his lot in life until he was watching his son die before his eyes. Then experiencing only single respite from that life as Darth Vader with the one man who still believed in him. His was a life of tragedy.
It's easy to see why they would routinely go with one over the other.
>>12504> Absolutely insane hyperbole
In 5 YEARS of daily tweets, she has never, not even once, said she was wrong in any context.
> Time to move on, Anon.
I was there the day she trended on r/video, I’ll be damned if I’m not there when she finally falls from grace.
>>12505>I’ll be damned if I’m not there when she finally falls from grace
Even if she lost everything she gained as "Jenny Nicholson: YouTuber" her default is "Rich girl who's never had to pay for anything (or even work) a day in her life". Where's the win there?
>>12506> Where's the win there?
When things don’t continuously work out for her she can’t compute, like crying in the shower for a month after her fallout with Griff.
All I need is one bad Patreon month and it’ll unravel her.
She does have the most amazing life doesn't she? Had a great time at university getting a degree she never used (paid for by her parents). Then spent 3 years working at her favorite place before becoming a full time Youtuber. And now she makes so much money she barely even needs to do that!
So think about that. She is about to be a 30 year old who has 3 years actual work experience (not counting babysitting as a tween) and yet she has everything her heart desires!
Don’t forget the free Prius her parents bought her, free trip to Japan and became horse famous mostly for her friends musical talent.
>>12509>became horse famous mostly for her friends musical talent
Well being a cute girl in a fandom that's 99% sweaty, socially awkward dorks probably didn't hurt either…
You guys think Jenny reads the terms of her very demand specific contracts or has her dad’s lawyer do it?
Did you watch her ramble on Screen Junkies and Millenial Falcon? Even though she was still kind of a nobody and they were offering her a dream job she still told them to go fuck themselves multiple times, until she got the terms she wanted!
Ya girl's a shark!
That just sounds like every woman to me…
>>12505>said she was wrong in any context.
it happened once, like last year?
is that cage for jenny?
I mean the video isnt out yet though so I dont think she has finished it. I think she's feeling the pressure of needing to get something out and is putting the final hours of editing in right now. you could be right though, maybe she is waiting for final clearance from her lawyer before she publishes it.
I wonder if Jenny ended up hiring someone to transcribe her videos and what legal doc they had to sign if they got early access to the video before she makes it public.
Wait I thought it was her arms that were bruised from the waterwings. Or is nothing bruised and Jenny is lying again?
I would be at risk of dying of a heart attack (i.e.; cuteness overdose) if she were my girlfriend. Literally everything she does sounds adorable.>>12539
Jenny just bruises easily. She's very delicate!
This is the same friend she went to Target and bought Pokémon cards with…is it a guy, is Jenny dating a hipster nerd?
She says "her" in the tweet, so probably not…
But who knows, Jenny is a master at obfuscating her private life
1. Did she get invited to one of those twitch Family Feud things Or is she baiting for one?
2. There goes Jenny liking an overtly sexual thing again.
Jenny signaling the start of her period by randomly attacking people and groups before she’s gotten out of bed.
I’m honestly surprised she’s going after somebody who looks like she would fit right in with her friend group.
Bailey finally looking fuckable after almost a year.
we know jenny has too much to drink, and a couple years ago the going theory was that it was to the point of her not being able to hold herself up sometimes when out with friends.
now that the restrictions are over i can see jenny overdoing it a little
That might explain her story about sometimes friends saying “whoa Jenny!” when she could accidentally flash her underwear.
Wasn’t her gaming PC…a pc, why is she working off a laptop if she’s working from home?
Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
did too many people give her advice?
“The YouTube algorithm slaps me about the face with your monotone video equivalent of valium; great work Jenny!”
So many tweets tonight, feels like Jenny’s trying to make a tweet go viral.
Maybe she could use all that free time and energy to put out a video.
Jenny's cute voice only makes me… anxious
i wouldnt be surprised if she gets more patrons from twitter than youtube. you can forgive her for losing her priorities.
She doesn’t link directly to her Patreon on Twitter like she does on YouTube so it would be one click to her website then another to her Patreon but still pretty good way to get more Suns and donors.
When 800 people retweet you to 100,000s - 1,000,000s of people I’m sure Jenny see a nice bump each time a tweet goes viral.
Oh shit, I would assume she would've done something to prevent that since some of rambles are still unlisted on her main channel and all of them are unlisted in her new one.
But if not, whomever is the data hoarder here need to download her old MLP songs and shit ASAP.
I remember random place and her old tumble had links but not sure how many where very worthwhile videos. If they were they were probably downloaded.
These don’t appear to be unlisted but if anyone does store Jenny stuff this thread has a few pretty good MLP songs/collabs with Jenny.https://www.redcafe.net/threads/jenny-nicholson-is-the-funniest-person-on-the-internet.431511/
Her fans take her little prompt to just assume that everyone not getting a shot is some sort of toothless, Trumptard hillbilly, but the people I know that haven't got a shot are just you're average run-of-mill retard from either side of the aisle. Some just refuse on principle.
You can't force people like that to get a shot.
this is the stupidest thing i ever heard. why don't employees stop and check 3000 people every day. forgot your hospital papers at home? im sure it wont cause any problems to simply send you away without your shopping.
the only reason target can enforce a mask policy was because they can hand out masks at the door. i hate when she does this! she knows shes wrong!!!
Jenny got pissy when Target didnt have her star wars droid toy, imagine being sent home without your shopping because you cant find the paper you got two months ago at walgreens
pretty sure a lot of red states have passed laws making it illegal to ask for vaccine verifications. I think Norwegian Cruise lines is suing in Florida because of it.
I’m surprised what stuff Jenny’s knows and doesn’t know. She seems pretty ignorant on politics for her group of friends.
it wouldnt even make sense to do as most of us would have discarded/lost our paperwork after we got it.
unless this was a plan that had been coordinated with the government since back in the trump administration there would be no reasonable way for us to have proof.
Jenny needs an intervention.
At least she admits she won't actually work on this video.
Jenny is on the verge of a full blown burn out and quit of youtube. It happens with female content creators. They try to do too much thinking its what their audience wants and then they build themselves multiple incompatible tasks only to then blame the audience for all the stress and quit. Happened to Tabbs and the Overly Attached Girlfriend, Jenny will fall soon. Sad.
1. I’d actually be interested to know her outline process since she said she watched all of TVD like 2 or 3 times. Not sure how she gets everything for her rectal exam level of nitpicking if she’s cleaning what the episodes are playing.
2. I wonder why she picked this over Saw series when that would be WAY faster and she even talked about wanting to rank the movies on Sardonicast.
3. So Beanie Babies is at best 3rd in line if not 4th now?
4. Can you imagine a job where you tell your customers you’ve started a 4th project before you’re 1st even has an ETA and fully expect your $30,000 monthly check? that is the fucking life!
>>12584>Can you imagine a job where you tell your customers you’ve started a 4th project before you’re 1st even has an ETA and fully expect your $30,000 monthly check? that is the fucking life!
I know, it's insane. Also probably why she does it. She has complete job security.
>>12584>Beanie Babies is at best 3rd in line if not 4th now
There is literally no reality in which she sticks to that schedule she outlined, in fact there will probably be another 2 or 3 videos that get thrown into the mix before the video after evermore gets finished. a theme park vacation is almost a certainty before the year is up so that will likely change all her plans. the only thing we can be certain of is she will only be putting out at most 3 real videos this year, 4 if we count the asmr thing. there's even a possibility that we only get 2 real videos in the full year.
>>12585> She has complete job security.
It’s a travesty Jenny hasn’t written David Ayers a personal thank you letter filled with nude selfies for making the Suicide Squad and her career.
Since technically she was struggling to get her Vampire Diaries video cleared with Youtube since late 2020, she's only really posted one video in 2021 - the trout ASMR video. Think about that for a second. Despite all her promises that was her only actual output for 2021 and it was as low effort as it gets!
Now I'm starting to wonder whether she'll even get another video out this year. She's just continually stalling and leading her fans on that something is being worked on while doing almost nothing related to her channel. So I guess now the question becomes; will we get an emotional burn out video when she finally does throw in the towel?
>>12589> will we get an emotional burn out video when she finally does throw in the towel?
at the very least she will make a big deal about it at the end of one of her ramble videos.>>12588
Yeah I get what you mean, like all the work for that video was done last year so its weird to give her credit for it this year. But jesus imagine if she had gotten it out on time and we were sitting here in July with no real releases this year. and jenny's financial situation would continue to get better month by month any ways. Thats the most insane thing. for as long as we have complained about this stuff, her monthly earnings have literally increased every month since her patreon started. What she was earning when we first noticed her ever increasing laziness is nothing compared to what she makes now.
We should illustrate these and make a coffee table book.
>jenny will never ask you to kiss her booboos
>you will never be jenny's giant spider
>jenny will never have you over for tea
>you will never jenny's toes and ankles
>jenny will never be your qt white trash trailer park gf
>you will never feel her up in a dark corner of the studio right before a show
>jenny will never ask you to stop hogging all the pillows
>you will never have a vigorous and intense night of sex with jenny and hear her say that about your cum when you finally spray like a firehose
>you will never be that darth maul chair
>jenny will never tase and kidnap you so she can use you as her personal cum cow
>we will never get another costume try on
>We will never get to see Jenny taking her costume off for us
>Jenny will never rape you at gunpoint
>you will never end up in jenny and sky's torture dungeon
>tfw will never wash jenny's hair while she's soaking in the tub after a long day of twitter making her sad
>good morning mommy. i love you!
she will never hear this. oof
>you will never dance with jenny like in vid
>jenny will never make you sit in with her friends as they watch your sex videos in reviews they put up on lindsay's onlyfans page
>Jenny will never make road trip videos sharing her excitement, or lack thereof, visiting various roadside attractions
>you will never own a neon light that is the exact contour of jenny's body
>Jenny will never corner you and over-explain a topic she loves with the enthusiasm of a young child
>jenny will never be you loving wife and bake a cake for you while you're out working>jenny will never greet you with a hug and a warm kiss and invite you to try the cake she has been working on all day>the cake tastes like shit because she has autism and doesn't understand basic aspects of life like cooking, but you smile and tell her it's the best thing you ever tasted
> Jenny will never meet with fans
>jenny will never ride you while wearing light-to-medium armor
>jenny will never give you tickets to her gun show
>jenny will never say this to you in that cute voice tonehttps://youtu.be/6VDqnFev8mg?t=161
>you will never hurt your hand slapping jenny's muscled rump
>you will never be jenny's real human being and real hero
>tfw you will never play slime ball with jenny irl
>jenny will never ask if you want to "play fondue"
>you will never get to watch jenny and bailey bully each other during one of their lewd sleepovers
>jenny will never yell your name while opening her mouth really wide
>you will never be a little boy cornered by jenny in a dark corner of some convention
>you will never speak to jenny>you will never hang out with jenny>you will never eat with jenny>you will never flirt with jenny>you will never hug jenny goodbye after giving her your phone number
>you will never flirt with jenny
>you will never call jenny a good girl as she's kneeling in front of you in the quiet warmth of her bedroom
>jenny will never molest you during an after-school program
>Jenny will never be you ultra-feminine doting girlfriend cramping your style
Less and less reasons to go on living everyday…
>you will never nibble on jenny's peep
>jenny will never ask to hold your enormous inch worm
>you will never soak jenny's feet
>jenny will never ask you to slap her face with your snake
Jenny will never need an Onlyfans because only her fans will continue to shower her with money for nothing (and attention for free)
>jenny will never be your creepy little ghost girl gf
>you will never come home to trad wives jenny and bailey
>jenny will never ask to top off your sherry
How does it feel knowing you will never propose to Jenny on top of a dinosaur slide?
>elf ranger jenny will never be a part of your d&d group
>tfw she will never ask you to choke her
> You will never smell jenny's morning breath.
>elven jenny will never ask you to rub her ears after a few hours of chugging brew at the local inn
>jenny will never be the older babysitter who takes certain liberties with you once your parents go out for the night
>Jenny will never do cute voices in the bedroom for you
>jenny will never help you cover up a murder you helped her commit
>>12591>We should illustrate these and make a coffee table book.
Call it "Never will you ever with Jenny Nicholson"
Just choose lots of really cute pics for the book or it will drive all the badcars to suicide
Some of these are a real punch in the gut… but that's a good idea.
its this retarded shit where she has to upload 6 hour videos to game the algorithm. not to be too critical of her but she has a dumb idea of how youtube works, its not like her channel wouldnt be recommended unless she has long videos, its just that it would be recommended more if she does.
plenty of channels upload 1-10 minute videos and increase in subs every day>>12591
like a psycho version of love is?
>>12591> the cake tastes like shit because she has autism and doesn't understand basic aspects of life like cooking, but you smile and tell her it's the best thing you ever tasted
Yeah, her channel was recommended plenty for years when her videos where 50 minutes.
10 days ago> Lindsay Ellis claimed that the Evermore episode will be coming out in "a week or two"
Man, who pumped and dumped Jenny last night?
Now she hates Star Wars land (she went 3 times in a week) and isn’t doing the 2nd video.
Starting to push her on Twitter is only going to make her want to work on those videos less (not that they were coming out this month, next month or her birthday month).>>12602
Well, add another one to the list…
>Jenny will never model her slutty MLP underwear for you before bed
what did it do, also, you can just request to see jenny in her panties and bra? since when?
thats just mean of her.
Liza Grace made the request, but she’s a female so I assume a modeling session is okay with Jenny. As far as problematic, I’d have to say they’re sexualizing little girl outfits. I’m sure Jenny has no idea as she truly has the mind of a five year old.
>>12611>Jenny has no idea
we just had this discussion>>12224>>12225>>12226>>12227
I mean they only use two models because they know who buys this shit.
Skinny tween and fat woman who never grew up.
Mathematically speaking, Jenny shouldn’t have the body she does considering her interests.
Bailey better be careful. Having a full time job, streaming 5 days a week and still putting out videos? Kinda makes Jenny look lazy and entitled!
But I'm sure that won't make Jenny mad or anything…
Makes you wonder what she did to upset Jenny back in the day to deserve "running into a glass door"
based. sadly, she'll find a way to go.>>12615
>>12620>sadly, she'll find a way to go.
Unless some Japanese guy manages to come over, marry her and take her back, she really has no chance to go to Japan this year.
Ironically, Jenny has put so much of herself out there the AI would likely get more data input from a fan of Jenny’s than any of these grieving people can provide of their loved ones.
Hmm…create a Jenny bot on Twitter?
Are you trying to hear from Jenny's lawyers? Cause that's how you hear from Jenny's lawyers!
>>12624> Jenny lawyers
It’s just Jenny using Star Wars name and an @law email.
I wouldn’t know how to create one of those bots anyway.
Jenny discussing sexualized characters in WOW, she’d stayed away from politics a little but she’s going full Ellis again.
You should watch her Powerpuff Girls ramble if you want to see her really go off on sexualized characters!
Has she done goosebumps videis recently?
It's just a chance for her to dunk on men. Misandry is part of her weekly Twitter cycle.>>12628
What a cute little piglet!
a woman killed herself and jennys riffing about.. their panels?
sometimes i think jenny feels she has to be a quip machine, she can only communicate through punchlines. its really awkward sometimes
Well there was the Dentathon. Another in the pipeline as I understand it.
Can you imagine Very Serious Jenny talking about a heavy topic? I just don't think that's in her wheelhouse!
Bailey vs Jenny
Bailey: Has a full time job, has been working various jobs since she was a teenager.
Jenny: Is on full time Patreon wellfare. Has had an actual job for 3 out of her 30 years.
Bailey: Takes care of 2 cats.
Jenny: Can barely take care of herself.
Bailey: Streams 5 days a week consistently. Plays what her Patrons ask her to play. Very good at several games.
Jenny: Started streaming, accepted sponsors and then got bored and stopped. Struggles to play even simple games.
Bailey: Knows twitter can be rough so she puts her spicy takes on a private account.
Jenny: Constantly tweets things that makes people mad and then complains how people on Twitter are mean to her.
Bailey: Actually creates content on a regular basis.
Jenny: Talks about creating content on a regular basis. Produces less every year.
Bailey: Works hard to make money, barely gets by because life's not fair.
Jenny: Tweets all day, hangs out with friends, goes on trips, does whatever she wants and still makes more money than she knows how to spend because life's not fair.
I guess when you're blessed with supernatural levels of cuteness, things just go your way!
Jenny is extremely privileged and always has been. She'll never know or appreciate how good she has it.
A what about what?
Golly gee, thanks so much to my 3,000 new patrons who joined to see my unlisted Evermore video, I’m almost done getting the copyright strikes removed. I have no idea how an entire episode of Rick & Morty ended up in my video.
As a thank you for getting me past Natalie on Patreon I’ve made both the first and second most popular topics into rambles.
1. My favorite color - runtime 43:56
2. Reacting to a 12 minute video showing dance moves from 1920 to 2020 - runtime 1:08:22
>>12634>supernatural levels of cuteness
Jenny is SO
cute she's even responsible for all of Bailey's success!
I mean come on, how is that fair, look at this photo and tell me who you’d give money and attention to between these two ladies.
Actually on the topic of rambles, it's near the end of the month, does anyone know what topic is winning in the polls?
thats funny, jenny shouldn't like it though she knows better
Coming out after she makes that Snyder Cut review :^)
at least she's now admitting she gave up on Star Wars land part 2 and 3.
>>12648> gave up on Star Wars land part 2 and 3.
That was such bullshit too, where’s she’s basically saying she hates Star Wars Land because it’s just two rides (that she says she likes), a restaurant without good vegetarian food and a bunch of gift shops. Like that’s literally EVERY land at Disney including Pandora that she’s so wet for.
100% she doesn’t like it because JJs Skywalker didn’t suck off Rian Last Jedi.
It looks like the mid-month bonus video she promised about her Disney trip is outhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/54108370
Why is she giving a Disney vlog? Was that something she had promised pre-Covid?
They’re referencing the Tarzan play they watched in Utah so this was filmed very recently.
That took me a second but Holy Fuck Jenny’s letting those big girls breath.
Our girl likes lacy bras for Disney trips.
pains me to know that so many random people have gotten an eyefull and she never deliberately
also she seems self conscious about her skirt here.>>12657
i noticed that too. must be the only push up she has… unless its a double date
>>12658> randos gotten an eyefull and Jennys never shows us
Jenny’s family friendly outfits are only for YouTube/Twitter.
Can’t imagine what she wears on proper dates when she wants to wow a guy.
> she seems self conscious about her skirt here.
It’s a short dress as is, she’s squatting and knows she’s on camera.
> must be the only push up she has
She has half a dozen at minimum, she has so many dresses and tops that only work with push-up bras, especially with how high she yanks her skirts up.
Lacy bra #2
> Can’t imagine what she wears to wow a guy.
And I spoke too soon
Off topic but if the guy who made that great Jenny Wiki is still here please reply to this.
Looking good as always!>>12655
I wonder if her content would differ if she went Patreon only? Would she drop this need to create needlessly long videos like she's sort of some investigative journalist and return to brief, snarky reviews/opinions?>>12660
She has such a disdain for men that I don't think she would actually "dress up" for one.>>12661THIS IS BAILEY, DON'T DO IT!
>>12662> This is Bailey
Dude, look at the comment ID, I was talking about Jenny’s tits and lacy bras an hour ago. And shitting on Jenny throughout the thread.
>>12663>talking about Jenny’s tits and lacy bras>And shitting on Jenny throughout the thread
>>12662>>12664>THIS IS BAILEY, DON'T DO IT!
Nice try, Bailey.
We still need that link!
I’m not paying lazy Jenny
Yeah where the fuck is it. Or at least a downloadable mirror
So is everybody else. It's California, what would you expect there?
I don't know, dude. I keep trying to ignore how daft people are now and then I get reminded and all I can be is confused.
I was close to breaking and paying the 5 bucks
>>12669>they're still wearing masks
Big cities are gross when it comes to disease, I don't blame them.
And thanks for the link!
They’re bringing back mask requirements in a lot of big cities including LA cause of the spike in Delta cases, so this is super new video. This also means Jenny paid $110 a ticket for her and Sky.
Also, I’ve found a good place for wikis wiki but don’t want to say it since we know Bailey and Jenny’s boys read our comments.
Thanks man, I usually don’t watch her ramble but I’m curious what a Disneyland walkthrough by Jenny is like. Anyone who’s seen it, is it worth 40 minutes?
weird Jenny turned off comments and had not description on the video. Did she explain the point of this video on Patreon?
Hmmm… why does Jenny not want to live with a sidekick that has the intelligence of an adult man? Very curious…
Reference to something she says in video?
>>12676>is it worth 40 minutes?
Overall, it was just OK. Nothing new is really learned (outside of my previous post). Jenny knows the park inside and out and if you don't want to upset her and embarrass yourself on a date there by making her your tour guide, you better be able to keep up.
Her camera is also extremely terrible for vlogging, the auto focus is slow and it has a very narrow field of view… she also really, really needs a gimbal. The camera work was almost like The Blair Witch Project: Disneyland.>>12678
It was one of her "Line Challenges" where she asks a Park-themed question while waiting in line. My post referred to the "Which Disney Princess Sidekick would pick to be your sidekick?
" toward the end (34:13). As she was thinking through her options she started to get grossed out by the thought of some of them having the intelligence of an adult man. I thought it was a bit intriguing to see that that's where her mind starting going while thinking though the options. A glimpse behind the curtains as it were.
Ok explain, why did she do this video again? Was it an old topic that won before Covid?
i bet it squicks her tf out when autists refer to her vlogs as their 'comfort videos'
Nah, she loves that shit, she likes those tweets ALL the time.
Also, someone with patreon access please answer >>12680
I adore Jenny way more than I should, but I ain't watching her videos repeatedly like a fucking psychopath.>>12684
I assume it's about Kat because of that one guy who sent her email to the Trump campaign years ago. I can't recall any other 8ch guys talking about any of her other friends very much. If someone else got "harassed" they sure didn't post about it on 8ch/Julay/Badcars.
>I am pretty sure she revealed Kat to be her roommate on twitter
I don't think she ever actually confirmed who her roommate was, we just put two and two together.
Wow first I'm hearing about this alleged harassment but that was quite the surgical strike on all the rambles used to write her wiki entry. She sure takes that shit personally!
Oh man, it's be a real shame if there was a wiki she couldn't influence into following her demands or something..
I seem to remember there were instagram posts where both Kat and Jenny had the same Kitchen counters or something.
Yeah, they both posted counter shots like a day apart or something. It might
have been these pics (they're a few days apart), but I can't be 100% because that was so long ago.
>>12679> the intelligence of an adult man
the fuck does that mean>>12684
im going out on a limb and saying it was tall black guy, as "tracked down" aren't words that could apply to kat… unless someone found her personal accounts/home address?>>12686>email to the Trump campaign
..she said she thought it was funny
i guess that would be "jennys house" but still
…I think she’s either lying or just exaggerating.
Because if it was a real issue she would’ve made those videos private as soon as the harassment happened or it just happened conveniently as she was deciding which videos to move.
She knows our group and likely others are more interested in personal rambles.
Sure would be interesting if such a wiki already existed elsewhere and just needed some touch ups by a certain wiki maker.
It’s a shame we’ll never get a personal ramble again on her false assumption we wouldn’t have downloaded the old videos or that her old tumblr, also downloaded, doesnt give us all that info and more.
She’s depriving videos we already have from her plantation of fans for fear of actions we haven’t taken and to prevent creating more noisy Nancy’s when they can easily find us through Google discussing all that and more about her.
To use a Jenny related analogy, she’s closing the stable doors after the horses have already bolted.
A shame still but how much more personal info could she have even shared short of if losing her V card to Griffin felt any good.
the more i think about it the more i feel its this.
I sometimes complain about this, but I'll give a timeline to make sure everyone knows what im talking about.
1. jenny starts patreon and instructs her fans to ask her personal questions as she feels that's what patreon videos are supposed to be.
2. several personal rambles are released
3. jenny singles out a couple people who asked for personal rambles (about her feelings, not like, weird/sexual questions) calling them voyeurs, and saying people who ask for personal topics are out of line.
I always thought she was wrong for doing this as they were literally falling in line with what she told them to do, and if her feelings about rambles had changed she should have said so instead of attacking her fans for obeying her.
point is, jenny always had a problem with these rambles, the first few personal ones, she might just be exaggerating so people dont feel comfortable broaching the subject of "we paid for this content why have you removed it"
The less personnel her rambles get the more she’s just putting regular videos behind a paywall.
Rainforest Cafe though it is weird Jenny’s teeeting like this is the first time she’s seen on in orson…they had a location at Disneyland before and have o e at Disneyworld.
So Jenny shows more skin 100% of the time she’s not making YouTube videos.
there is one about 40 minutes away from LA in Ontario Mills. There is also one in Vegas, maybe she missed her Australian boy toy so she's joining Ellis in Vegas again.
>>12702> Ontario Mills
Yuuuppp, there’s a Bass Pro shop 10 minutes away that sells the mailbox she tweeted.
Doesn’t seem like a store Jenny would want to randomly check out with dinner 🤔
definitely seems like something Ken would be into, maybe the folks are in town visiting.
oh nevermind she went with Alicia for her birthday. i didnt consider her dyke friends would like a place like that.
oh and bailey wasn't invited again lol
Yeah, I guess a lesbian would be more interested in a sports shop but still weird for a Cali gay girl.
but Alicia is a ranch girl, it probably makes her feel tuff and kewl and quirky to ask her rich friend to take her on a shopping spree at Bass Pro Shop for her birthday.
>>12706>>oh and bailey wasn't invited again lol
Well looks like Bailey was watch the Suicide Squad premier, getting those Screen Junkies perks Jenny used to get. You know what they say, the best revenge is living well!
>>12692>the fuck does that mean
Who knows, she never finished the thought. It was definitely starting to really creep her out though.>>12697
The rambles (and that unholy cuteness of hers) are absolutely saving her. Without those she would've done almost nothing this year. AND
her next video won't even be ready next
month. With her likely traveling for her birthday that Evermore video won't be dropping until mid-October.>>12701>delicate like flower
Man, she is femininity personified… but one slap on her butt a bit too hard when going at it from behind or she wants you squeeze her throat a little more and you're going mar her beautiful pale flesh for weeks.>>12710
Whenever she finally decides to buy a home instead of renting like a retard, it's going to wind up looking like something Pee-Wee Herman or Earnest P. Worrell would be proud of.
Well mystery solved, Jenny's going to the Netherlandshttps://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1419923859046682631
I'm guessing it's to go to that park? I forget the name and I don't care enough to look it up but she's talked about it a couple of times.
Wonder who she'll be going with? It's a good thing she likes tall men because Dutch dudes are famously massive!
>>12715> you're going mar her beautiful pale flesh for weeks.
Concealer - it's not just for women with abusive spouses anymore! I'm sure they make it in her particular shade of porcelain!
>>12716> Jenny's going to the Netherlands
She even replied and confirmed 2022.
I said last year Jenny would mostly travel in 2021 and she started to but Delta has fucked up any international travel attempt. If she travels all the way to Holland she’ll extend it to Disneyland Paris.
Jenny’s got $300,000 from doing nothing all year to help stimulate some foreign economy’s and maybe a few tall blonde boys. Her only videos might be vlogs at parks, she might even have trouble posting her rambles during Nintendo trip in Japan.
>>12718> If she travels all the way to Holland she’ll extend it to Disneyland Paris.
See now that's a good question because I got the sense she doesn't care for Disneyland Paris. I don't think I've ever heard her mention wanting to go there which is weird considering how into Disney she is. She may try for that Winx one in Italy instead but who knows?
Anyway anons, you got your deadline. You have until 2022 to win Jenny's heart before she's getting spitroasted by a couple of 6'7 Dutch guys!
So does Alicia actually enjoy escape rooms, or is Jenny just the type of person to take people to places that she wants to go for their events.
It's Jenny's world anon. We're all just living in it.
Bass Pro Shop for Alicia, Escape Room and Rainforest Cafe for Jenny
It’s Alicia’s birthday so Jenny thought it was only fair they spend 15 minutes window shopping.
>>12719> Disneyland Paris
I think she mentioned wanting to go in Defunctland podcast.
At what point are we starting to think that Jenny and Alicia are banging. They are hanging out a lot lately.
>>12724>At what point are we starting to think that Jenny and Alicia are banging
This gets speculated about all the time but honestly I just don't think Jenny is into women. And I'm not saying that to protect my ideal waifu of some dumb shit like that.
For instance, compare her to another youtuber, Amanda The Jedi, who recently came out as gay and it was honestly the least surprising coming out this year. It's not just cause she wears Hawaiian shirts or doesn't wear make up. It's because she was always openly simping for girl on girl relationships in movies she reviewed while being visibly grossed out by any male sexuality or male nudity.
That's not Jenny at all. She's clearly not turned off by straight sex at all. And calling Kelly Marie Tran a babe is not the same as lusting after her, girls telling other girls how gorgeous they are is just a thing they all love to do.
I think Jenny is just a girly girl. I don't think she enjoys hanging out with dudes and prefers to hang out with ladies. But just like a guy can think women are inferior beings who you can't be friends with but still be sexually attracted to women, a girl can see men as not worth her time generally but still want to have sex with one.
You probably know women like that. They don't like hanging out with men, they don't seem to think very highly of men at all, they're always hanging with the gals. BUT they still marry men and have kids with them. I think Jenny's like that.
>>12716> I forget the name and I don't care enough to look it up
Looking at its theme, if it’s allowed then Jenny’s 100% wearing one of the medieval outfits or even the fairy getup at this park.
>>12725> Jenny is just a girly girl
Yeah but there’s lesbians like that.
Jenny likely isn’t bi considering her insistence at only hanging out with girls less attractive than her.
She’s definitely not just a lesbian, because she posted on her old tumblr once about a “cute” male TSA guard looking at her bag and seeing kids toys and how she blushed.
I remember that, its spooky
No I think that's probably a really nice dress, it's just a dirty mirror in a messy room. I kind of like the idea behind the boots as well.
I bet she looked really good in it when she was actually out, it's just not a great setting for the picture.
Even the picture smells like cat pee.
If she'd cover her face id fuck the shit out of her body
I just asked my Magic 8-Ball if Jenny was a lesbian and it said; "Without a doubt". I think that about seals it.>>12728
Watched a few videos a while back, the park (while seemingly mostly dead and empty) has a great vibe to all the little attractions littered around. I hope Jenny hires someone to film her so she's free to react. She's going to love all that shit.>>12734>Nintendo supporting their games
Yeah, I saw that and thought it’s weird that Jenny’s complaining about not enough content in a video game she paid for…sucks doesn’t it Jenny, when people pay for content that’s never delivered.
>>12737> With whom
Maybe we’ve been looking at Jenny’s no cuties in squad rule, maybe it’s not about her being the prettiest for men to look at. Maybe Jenny just really likes butchy girls, like gays who like “bears”.
So Jenny’s already starting watching once upon a time before finishing Evermore or Barbie or Beanie Baby’s or Saw ranking.https://twitter.com/jennyenicholson/status/1420255067815374851?s=21
In fairness maybe she posts like 4 videos In January…HAHAHA nah
Funny coincidence, Lindsay Ellis has been learning German… Are they doing a girls trip?>>12745>>12746
Speaking of videos, it's nearly month end. Is there a winning Ramble topic? Does anyone know what it is? Does it suck? How much, be honest
>>12748> Girls trip
That would make sense, her simp husband can watch their suitcases as Ellis and Jenny get some authentic, thick, bratwurst.
If you’re internet famous but want to fuck around, guys from others countries who probably don’t watch American Youtubers might be the way to go. we’ll have to see if Jenny walks funny in those vlogs.
there are actually very extreme laws about filming in public in Germany. something about backlash to their government monitoring citizens in 1989. theyre very touchy about it. I hope jenny knows, if she doesnt she could actually get in trouble with the law. its something that happens alot to tourists.
her family does seem the type. they're flea market scavengers, even her father seems to do it as a hobby.>>12755
whoever was arguing that this isnt a blur program has been btfo
smart of the girls to use it.
Did…did some specifically make this for Jenny to masturbate to?
Let's be honest here, do you guys really think Jenny masturbates?
>>12759> do you guys really think Jenny masturbates?
If she hasn’t before she’s about to tonight to shirtless Kylo Ren swimming with a horse.
i'm sure Lindsay taught her how to do it at a young age.
Is that what made him want to be a girl?
Also, did she post any ramble topics yet?
One last "gross boy" post from me… sorry, Jenny!>>12763
How to you think Jenny would word a desperate request to suck on her pusy? Being an autist her body language skills will be near nonexistent, so she's going to have to ask for it. "Innocent" euphemisms, blunt language, or what?
A mix of the two. As an American she likley has some hangups about sex or sexual desires so she would likley use a code word or couples language euphemism and ask in that manner. So ask directly in a cute way and ask by using a love language phrase.
Mates shes a freak, she would be blunt and kinda gross about it. like this one: >>12521
I keep forgetting that thread exists. It's an odd feeling, where there's a majority question in the mind as to why Jenny or Bailey don't pop in to say hello. Then comes the realization that, oh yeah, we're evil chan people with a dedicated deepfake thread.
Neither Jenny or Bailey could think lower of us. We will never get their approval or respect.
Bailey used to drop in despite all our rambunctiousness (and maybe still does), but Jenny wouldn't ever, no matter what. Maybe we're just not bad enough to attract Jenny here…
in the shower every day.>>12761
this is sad but maybe true>>12764
she wouldn't, shes too proud and would feel like asking for it gives you too much power. instead she'd dress sexy and hope you approach her.>>12767
well, we didnt make them, theyre out there because jenny's famous and all famous youtubers get a rule34 section.
I do think the thread makes us look lame but thats as far as i'd go.
Bailey only ever used to come to fuel her self-loathing. I think for her coming here was just the "safest" form of self harm.
I'm actually glad if she no longer comes here, it probably means she's in a better place mentally.
>>12771> instead she'd dress sexy and hope you approach her.
Hi Anon, just putting some frosting on this fresh pink cake…what are you looking at, is there something on my back?
Oh no, I was in such a rush to do my makeup and squeeze into this new dress I forgot to put on underwear, that’s sooo embarrassing…do you want me to go put something on?
>>12775> a retrospective on the VPD and trout videos
That is so stupid, those are literally her only videos this year and it was 6 months ago. The only thing she'd have to reflect on would be her saying "So I realized I can get an extra $10,000 out of you guys a month if I just withhold videos".
Kinda curious what a Jenny award is.
Who's been paying $25 a month for 2 years to get Jenny to talk about Lady Bird? The main character is awful, has a huge ego and that move was so overhyped I was shocked how medicore it was when I saw it.
Someone should've tried a cheeky "Finish a Video" topic where we watch her furiously edit for her usual 30min a day.
I don't know what Ladybird is. And I keep trying to remember if there was a first Jenny Awards but can't. How about the queer that keeps wanting the gay drinking game and how it still gets hundreds of votes? Who keeps pushing that agenda? >>12777
Since you got trips, you have now been tasked with that mission. Good luck.
> Hey guys, so since that topic won, rude!, I’m just going to edit my Evermore video for 45 minutes on camera.
Proceeds to edit for 4 minutes, read theme park blog for 26 minutes and scrolls Twitter for the right trending topic to bandwagon on with a joke for 15 minutes.
> ok so that’s basically a work day for me, pretty boring but it pays the bills for my secret family.
Not to beat a dead Jorn but is the wiki maker here, I think I found where you can reupload it but I don’t want to keep the link up too long since Jenny’s little brown nosers will report it back to her or Bailey.
There are 2 kinds of anons on this board:
The kind who would love to fuck the shit out of Bales in her messy room
The kind who are lying
>>12783>saying that with that picture
Are you trying to imply something, fren?
OK I'll bite, where is this place?
I've actually been thinking that while this board's format isn't exactly right, it is the safest place for it. I mean if Jenny had the power to go after badcars, she'd have done it by now.
Looking at my salary today and pretty proud it’s 3x more than my first job.
I wonder if Jenny looks at her $30,000 deposit tomorrow and thinks “Yeah, I deserve that. Money well earned.”
No she probably looks at it and thinks "This should be higher. I deserve more than this."
this. she probably considers herself in the same league as rian johnson and max landis
comparing her measly 400,000 a year to their 20,000,000$ paychecks as proof that women get paid less than their industry peers.
I understand your reluctance, you're not wrong about how it will go down but the thing you're describing is pretty much inevitable. As soon as a wiki exists it will start showing up when Jenny is googled and then either her simps will find it when they google her or she'll find it when she googles herself (which I'm sure she does).
So post your idea, use a spoiler to hide it and let the chips fall where they may!
this wiki has excited for a while in plain site without us noticing it, I found it by accident.
Japan really needs to calm down.
They know what people want and they give it to them!
Those two look like they're up to no good.
So Jenny actively keeps up with merch companies making gaming toys?
Don’t her friends all make fun of these types of gamer boy YouTube nerds?
Max got to her by disagreeing with her and telling her she needed better equipment. Girls like her get complements every day. She expects them and wants them, but probably knows there’s nothing real behind them.
I don’t know, she was liking every other tweet, maybe she needed to feel like she was doing the lords work after “working all night” looking through vlogs on YouTube for a pumpkin.
Sure, but I hold hold a Twitter like up there with an “lol.” She encourages behavior for people to kiss her ass but I doubt it holds in her brain.
So what's Bailey been up to on her streams, have we gotten any shout outs recently?
You know, I have no idea. I never seem to be able to get around to watching her stream. She seems to be enjoying her post-apocalyptic game.
Horizon can be a lot of fun. I kinda got lost in the endgame after picking up the final armor set and never completed it. Bummer the sequel got pushed back to next year. How far along is Bailey in the game, do you know?
Listening to more of Sardonicast and when asked what director they’d like to see make an animated movie Jenny’s answer was
> Rian Johnson really likes musical so I’d like to see him make a musical and it can be animated
Then when talking about great parties at Brony convention she talked about parties thrown by some Klingon fan group and the first thing she said
> They have free alcohol
I call dibs on Bailey's seasoned leg meat.
Lol, wtf is that from? Are they feeding a flock of birds?
I wonder if Bailey ever gets mad that Jenny isn’t just way more popular, rich and successful but that she’s got a body that won’t quit even though her diet is mostly cheese and fast food.
>>12816>she’s got a body that won’t quit even though her diet is mostly cheese and fast food.
That's something you can do in your 20s but after 30 that no longer works! Then again, Jenny may not be into work but we know she's into working out. That body didn't happen by itself!
>>12817> we know she's into working out
I was just thinking today about Jenny’s workout habits.
We only got one gym confirmed pic from her IIRC and she said she used the treadmill because she couldn’t sleep. I think she was trying to adjust her sleep schedule to normal for a trip.
I remember thinking, oh shit Jenny owns leggings?! Followed by, wow she uses a gym too cheap even for me, Planet Fitness.
I doubt she’s gone to a gym since Covid and I highly doubt she does any strength training workouts or squats, maybe yoga but that should’ve helped her with her coordination issues.
I’d say Jenny seems like the type of person who would tweet about her workouts but listening to her on a sardonicast she’s really all over the place on what she knows, likes and dislikes. It’s like someone put 2 people into one body or Jenny’s is a tween/tween/adult all at the same time.
another cough drop reference.
I remember when i was a child some of the other kids at school took them every day as if they were multi vitamins. I wonder if jenny has a similar habit.>>12819
she broke her toe at the trampoline gym. I don't think she really works out, i think she does all the "fun" exercise machines.
like those ones where if you set them on low resistance you're basically just swinging around
we do know she went out hiking during lockdown which might be a sign she stayed active
You just reminded me, she did tweet about a gym that has foam climbing walls a few months ago. I think I even narrowed down what company it was.
So she has gone to the gym and it is one more so made for kids and families to be active together not actually work out.
That's possibly my favorite Jenny dish, it's fucking hilarious. Doubly so when you know she ate that in public.
>she’s got a body that won’t quit even though her diet is mostly cheese and fast food
Her diet is almost entirely carbs and she still maintains her tight figure… her life is truly blessed. I don't think I could handle Jenny's body if she got serious about taking care of it.>>12819>>12820>>12821
I want to see Jenny's cute workout regimen!
is "watch you exercise" too invasive for a ramble topic?
>>12824> is "watch you exercise" too invasive for a ramble topic?
Nah she definitely wouldn’t block you for that. If anything that’s too vague, make it specific. “Jenny does her favorite squats”.
Some smart wording may be the key. After all, she did a one on her fashion choices. Just name it something like "Jenny discusses her diet and workout regimen" and it may just get made!
But much as the fashion ramble didn’t give us an hour of Jenny trying on different clothes, the workout ramble will not give us Jenny doing jumping jacks in a bikini and toe touches.
Jenny replied to one of SarahZs tweets unprompted which would usually be out of the ordinary but it's probably cause she went to the town discussed.
combine them. "which common gym fashion works best"
i just want to get her into yoga pants
bare feet with the ankle warmers
I always thought those were shorts but the bottom doesn't align with her legs, that's a short ass skirt!
…And nothing else.
Can someone clarify how the spoiler tag works, I try to write something then click the box but nothing is blocked out
Ah yes, I see that now. I always saw them as spandex shorts.
Oh fuck, that’s embarrassing, I’ve been here like 2 years.
But thank you.
Also, can news segments talking about vaccine shots stop showing people getting the vaccine, it’s making ourgirl sick.
What’s Jenny going to spend her 30k on this month?
jenny doesnt read the news whos she fooling
The only news Jenny gets is what she reads from Twitter links Ellis sends her.
Of course she reads the news! How else can she compose a viral tweet about a hot topic if she doesn't know what's going on?
Speaking of Ellis,
NEW JENNY CONTENT (podcast guesting)
She's on Ellis' podcast to talk about Greatest Showman. Sort of a sequel to Jenny's video about it.https://art19.com/shows/musicalsplaining/episodes/add590f6-4a24-4439-9f2a-a8796f6fc2e8
It's good to know Jenny has been hard at work… creating content for other people!
What finally won?>>12844
Jenny better start putting those bare feet up on the desk and keeping her hair off of the girls if she wants tips. She has to capitalize on her two video a year upload schedule.
The second she started tweeting about backgrounds on zoom, I knew it was probably this one since she did a whole outfit nobody would see for the Descendants podcast episode.
Huh, Jenny has been on 10% of their podcasts since she's done it least 3 times and they have under 30 episodes.
Are the podcasts with Jenny good, is it worth a listen?
So this Bailey is OK with? But some perfectly nice, informative and complimentary wikis had to be nuked?
100% because she doesn’t know, this is why I’ve been trying to figure out when the wiki guy would be around. Probably gonna delete it (if I can) in a little bit and try again later before it gets back to her.
Nice cat scratch on her arm there.
Man, Jenny really wants to go to the park in Holland.
Yeah bet she can't wait to be passed around like a blunt by some very tall Dutch hunks!
OK I've seen it. I'll bookmark it but couple of possible issues:
1 - Bailey had me megabanned from everything hosted by Fandom. Will have to set up a whole new sockpuppet.
2 - not sure how these guys would feel about someone turning their joke wiki into a legit one
They don't seem to look kindly on the Knights of Jen…
But it's certainly an option, I'll keep it in mind. Feel free to delete if you want.
>>12857> banned from everything hosted by Fandom.
Damn, Bailey was on a mission.
Yeah, you dont have to do anything and if you do you can add little things here and there. No rush
I rewatched her old video on it and it ends with a bunch of PT Barnum life story that is basically melted down from Wikipedia and not that accurate. One of a few times she didn't do much research but wanted to present herself as smarter. Then I remember that the Beanie Baby and Evermore videos have stalled because she didn't want to research…
Are the Musicalsplaining podcast episodes with Jenny good?
I enjoyed the sardonicast with Jenny on.
Man, what's on her head?>>12861>>12862
I thought she didn't like the Annual Pass program? I mean, just the idea of it (not that that ever stopped her from buying one).
WTF is this ramble even about?!
I dare one of you to reply with “Do you still make free videos?”
All she promotes now are other people’s podcasts and her Patreon.
On sardonicast she said she like like a AP with 20 passes for occasional visits and the ability to randomly go to Disneyland for dinner, like it’s a fucking Red Robins or Cheesecake Factory.
5 minutes in and it’s like she made this vid for us. most informative video in years, even does a little disclaimer on how she can’t loophole stuff she couldn’t expense into videos by making this video showing those things.
She confirmed that along with her gaming room she also has a 3rd bedroom (Kats old room I guess) with a closet she uses to store plushes and equipment (also written off). It’s all a write off, Themed outfits in videos, giant plushes and likely 2 out of her 3 bedrooms going by the sounds of it.
Maybe that’s why Jenny lives in LA, after all the tax breaks it’s not as expensive as we think.
Wait, when Sky is visiting does she sleep with Jenny in the 3rd bedroom? There’s no bed or couch in the game room and Jenny said there’s just a desk in the 2nd master bedroom.
She has a male accountant (probably Jewish) bet Ellis referred him to her. She planned to go to Nintendo World and Disney Japan last year in one big trip. I bet she’ll do same to check out Disneyland Paris along with that park in Holland in one big trip.
You know what, I take back what I said a few weeks ago, this is a great topic. I might actually watch this whole thing.
You know, when she said that someone else had mentioned her passing RLM on Patreon I feel like it was some guy posting about it here first (though admittedly I don't read her Twitter replies very often)… so maybe she does read these threads.
I stopped after about 6 mins (will watch later), she talked more about Patreon? I definitely mentioned her passing RLM here like 2 months ago, doubt many newer Jenny fans know she’s a big RLM fan cause breadtube doesn’t like them much.
Yeah, she brought it up towards the end. Another coincidence was her talking about missing not being able to cover her plate in sunflower seeds anymore now that Souplantation went out of business. Which was mentioned earlier ITT.
I can't imagine her being bored enough to come actually here, so these things are probably just coincidence and nothing more.
>breadtube doesn’t like them much
Why, because they're "hillbillies" from the "flyovers"?
Jenny was going to go to Japan AS LOGAN PAUL, which is fucked up and must have been a Skylark idea
She also mentioned a youtuber who expensed his whole house, that's Onision I believe.
>>12879> Why, because they're "hillbillies" from the "flyovers"?
I think the general idea is that their fans are obnoxious, unlike breadtubes cancel mob that they’ve now lost control of and the guys think they’re too good to hangout or collaborate Youtubers even though they use the platform.
Still insane Jenny alone makes more than 5 grown men who produce hours of content weekly. Cute face and tight ass will take you face online as in life.>>12880> Jenny was going to go to Japan AS LOGAN PAUL
How does that would work, she’d wear a hoodie and not hide her ego as much? Jenny’s fake cheap, actually vindictive and Paul makes more content in a weekend than Jenny does all year.
Does she still bother doing an upcoming videos section at the end of the rambles?
I feel like at this point doing that is just mean!
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Yikes! Keep your tender bits away from Jenny's chompers!