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1db2d No.16145[View All]

Ellis totally got sick from the booster edition. Alternatively: she couldn't stand the idea of Jenny upstaging her edition.
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b3036 No.16633

>>16630
>character design
Honestly all I can think of are those crayon MLP drawing she would do where she’d put her fucking age like “21 years” in the corner like she’s still mentally 3 and a half.

1db2d No.16634

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>>16633
Here's the list in full. As you can plainly see, there are far more interesting options. I don't know why the dullest ones keep getting picked.

35de0 No.16635

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You forgot me knocking you up, Jen! Baby #1 is always the most special!

>>16634
>of all time
These are all probably going to be some of the most popular videos on the site.

0b91a No.16636

>>16635
"if i get to a million subs"
just do it, you made 360,000 for 40 hours work last year

58842 No.16637

Do you guys have any Jenny related predictions for 2022? Mine is that Kevin will announce hes moving to California. He will say its just for a change of pace or something, but we will know the truth. He'll be engaged to Jenny by EOY 2023.

aa420 No.16638

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>>16636
I am curious if she’ll put the tree inside.

>>16635
Haha, hi Jenny are you almost done with video #5?

aa420 No.16639

>>16635
> 1 million subs

I genuinely forgot Jenny has a huge YouTube channel, surprised she remembered.

aa420 No.16640

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Like…if you were making a YouTube video what would you say? * scribes down notes *

251e3 No.16641

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>>16640
is this admitting she asks fake questions to attack/embarrass people

also her suggestion that theres going to be larping/escape rooms is a bit off. does Disney do that? i don't think Disney does that

33558 No.16642

>>16637

We are definitely going to see Jenny and Kevin have 6 kids that include three daughters (Jenee/Eddlyn/Viola ), an un-named, and adopted 2-year old girl and one boy (or girl ) that may have special traits from being part human and part wolf hybrid.

21364 No.16643

>>16637
>>16642
Stop trying to will these two together! Kevin isn't man enough for Jenny! I'm telling you, her view of men is so toxic she's gonna settle for nothing less than a stern man straight out of the '40s who occasionally beats her and forces her to be a housewife.

>>16640
When I think Disney, "cool" and "exhilarating" don't come to mind. I imagine the corniest, almost borderline embarrassing participatory events for literal babies. Something you watch your kid engage in where part of the fun is them doing the dorky thing.

a8897 No.16644

>>16643
>When I think Jenny, "cool" and "exhilarating" don't come to mind. I imagine the corniest, almost borderline embarrassing participatory events for literal babies. Something you watch your kid engage in where part of the fun is them doing the dorky thing.

33558 No.16645

>>16643

Jenny isn't really any sort (even a toddler, really) more talented at doing what others consider more interesting, relatable content than Kevin does though. (He likes "mixed lessons.") That should say something about the general state or lack of understanding her audience wants to experience, though.

aa420 No.16646

Why do a get the feeling that if Jenny’s hotel reservation was cancelled or delayed she would have a panic attack followed by 47 tweets complaints and threats to sue?

She might not release a video till this one, it’s the only one she’s excited for.

b77e9 No.16647

jenny should try to cook up a dinner. I want her to take some pics of herself while she's cooking. If you see her cooking something delicious let me know until then I will gladly imagine my own hot meat eating scene.

1db2d No.16648

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a8897 No.16649

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>>16647
There’s daddy’s little autistic girl; baking her cursed valentines cake of perpetual single-ness.

35de0 No.16650

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>>16647
Good luck barking up that tree… she got fucking assmad when I asked.

Also, I don't like the idea of Jenny using an oven unsupervised. The last thing we need is Jenny burning herself again.

ddc1c No.16651

>>16649
>>16648
i wish this weird-looking goofter girl next door would come back

a8897 No.16652

>>16651
Don’t we all. If she ever existed…

a8897 No.16653

Serious question; anyone think she got a boob job? Got an abortion but kept the mom tits? She has definitely grown and never seemed that big as close as just a couple years ago.

35de0 No.16654

>>16653
Her cup size looks normal, but last year I definitely noticed Jenny has been cleaning herself up more often. Starting to really look the part of a rich Cali girl (instead of the haggy NEET she used to be).

I hope Lindsay's cavalier approach towards birth control (free shots, I can scrape 'em out later™) hasn't rubbed off on Jenny.

4fa44 No.16655

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>>16653
theres a reason her tits are at the bottom of the berg. they change so often you just never know.
>>16654
>crape 'em out later™) hasn't rubbed
i hope she hasn't rubbed her scrapings on jenny

1a353 No.16656

Maybe one of you detectives can find it or maybe I imagined it but I was looking for a screencap of a text sent from Max asking "What are you wearing". Just want confirmation if I was having a nightmare or not. Thanks in advance.

ff907 No.16657

>>16656
That sounds more like one of Skylark's male fans

4fa44 No.16658

>>16656
sounds familiar

17c97 No.16659

>>16657
Skylarky is always whining about these guys watching too much porn. Nigger, you are a tranny with an Onlyfans

1db2d No.16660

>>16659
B-but it's an IRONIC Onlyfans!

35de0 No.16661

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>>16660
Where's Jenny's ironic OnlyFans!? Where she can post funny/"sexy"/ironic selfies and clips mocking sex workers who earn many times less than she does debasing themselves.

1db2d No.16662

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>>16661
One slip away from being just like Bonbibonkers.

4fa44 No.16663

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>>16662
>One slip

would you?

1db2d No.16664

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>>16663
Buddy, I would a Jenny. I would a Bailey. I would an Amanda, an Ashley Jones, a Venti, and quite a few others. But never an Ellis. Maybe ten years ago. Now? No thanks.

35de0 No.16665

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>>16662
Jenny doesn't eat enough to get fat. She's gonna be tight as fuck until she gets preggers.

>>16663
This poor bastard looks like reality just punched him in the gut… but yeah, I'd marry Jenny in heartbeat. Not sure anything would actually dissuade me.

21364 No.16666

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Jenny, baby… why are you lying to everyone? Only Taliban and ISIS members haven't seen it. You're not an Islamic extremist, are you?

Shit, you should watch it for the John Williams score alone.

251e3 No.16667

>>16666
why hasnt she seen it… is she being ironic?
like "oh potato chips? ive never tried them"

b5586 No.16668

>>16667
She has only seen the second one and only because Trump is in it.

51d38 No.16669

>>16655

Compared to the rest of the long-timers I'm fairly new to my Jenny obsession, and whilst I know a few of them I'm going to some links to/a breakdown of the rest.

P.s. any other women here? Might just be me who has a massive crush on her. Don't want to thirsttrap, just curious.

51d38 No.16670

>>16669

* need some links, I should say.

b5586 No.16671

>>16655
What is "The Legendary Deleted Twitter Photo"?

21364 No.16672

>>16667
I'm sure she's just fucking with everyone, because it's stuff like that indicates you're a spy or potential alien. It's just unnatural.

4fa44 No.16673

>>16671
a photo that likely exists where she showed too much skin, bra strap, clevage, we dont know what was on it for sure as its all rumor at this point.
she deleted it after she posted it because people were being dirty in the comments.
none of us saved it but there was a buzz after she posted it so it likely existed. this would have been 2016/17
>>16672
sort of like this
>>16641
>is this admitting she asks fake questions to attack/embarrass people

de4ce No.16674

>>16669
which entries?

51d38 No.16675

>>16674

Stuff I need to know:

* highschool cosplay girl incident
* job at playboy
* dildogate
* the Landis indecent proposal

a2634 No.16676

>>16675
>* job at playboy
Don't think she actually had a job she just wrote 2 articles for them I think. Not an official employee

a2634 No.16677

>>16676
You can read it here if you're so inclined:
https://www.playboy.com/profile/jenny-nicholson

251e3 No.16678

>>16675
>highschool cosplay girl incident
a story jenny used to tell alot, its in one of her early patreon videos too.
-jenny asks a girl in highschool why she was wearing a costume
-the girl misinterprets it as jenny trying to embarrass her and says "i dont know, why are you wearing a pink shirt"
jenny was so angry by this that she continuously mocked this person for the next decade, making fun of her for living with her parents, making fun of her for having a friendship broken up, doxing her on tumblr. even a decade after it happened, jenny was still talking shit about her on a patreon video.
its used as a parable to illustrate her pettiness and vengefulness.
>>16675
> job at playboy
she had a shortlived job writing for playboy, very basic clickbait stuff. nobody knows why she would want to do this as.. well its playboy, why would she do this?
https://www.playboy.com/read/bert-ernie-sesame-street-gay
>>16675
> dildogate
jennys "sister" did a livestream at jenny's house with a dildo up her ass, while sitting on jennys gamer chair. its been speculated that she was just pretending to have it up her ass and she was maybe just sitting on it or had it under her feet instead, but she claims in was in her ass.
>>16675
>the Landis indecent proposal
i cant remember exactly, there was a tweet about how its ok for friends to have 3ways, and landis @'ed jenny, implying he wanted sex from her.

51d38 No.16679

>>16678

Thanks!

All of that was significantly dirtier and more fucked up than I imagined. The carefully cultivated image of sweet innocence is shattered forever.

a2634 No.16680

I see Jenny has posted her new Patreon ramble, anyone have a link yet?

21364 No.16681

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>>16679
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Jenny's still very much innocent and also very, very sweet! Bailey was the one that outed her on Tumblr (because she's an ugly person on the inside). Jenny, being the cute autist that she is, just walked up to a stranger and asked an awkward question because she didn't know any better and it left a confusing, bitter taste in her mouth. What you need to keep in mind is that Jenny can't always help herself when it comes to strange interpersonal interactions. I love her, but she's very autistic (if you've interacted with her before one on one, you know how weird she can be).

There's also a second part to this story where one of the 8ch guys reached out to the cosplayer and she apologized for the incident and any trauma done to Jenny, but unfortunately it's not on my phone (I know it's somewhere though).

a2634 No.16682

>>16678
>jennys "sister" did a livestream at jenny's house with a dildo up her ass, while sitting on jennys gamer chair. its been speculated that she was just pretending to have it up her ass and she was maybe just sitting on it or had it under her feet instead, but she claims in was in her ass

There might be a clip of that somewhere on the site because I remember watching that and I absolutely can't stand sitting through more than a minute of Sky's actual streams so someone must have shared the video somewhere.

There was definitely no actual dildo. Skylarky was doing her usual shitposting thing where she goes into one of those Second Life style games where a bunch of people in weird avatars stand around chatting. One drunk dude asked if she had {product}. Sky asked what {product} was and he said it was a remote controlled dildo. As I remember she first called him rude for asking and then almost immediately she stared pretending she actually had it in her inside her. Really don't think there was ever actually a dildo, just a classic Skylarky troll.


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