a0bcd No.23444
>>23443She dropped the shoulder strap to make sure she gets in, then moved her hair over it for the photo.
Is that "gauntlet parkour" designed to be done in a short skirt and tight top? Where are the photos from there?
Also, I am pretty sure the break times for the cast have been posted before she went. She just did not want to interact with a German person in a costume and be mistaken for Dutch again.
6352b No.23445
>>23428>Netherlands>pegged her as norsedo americans really..?
6b5dd No.23446
>>23445>do americans really..?Search your feelings, you know it to be true
89587 No.23448
>>23444>"gauntlet parkour" designed to be done in a short skirtwish i was there.
>>23445what
ba41b No.23450
>>23449I’m gonna go out on a limb and say most of her park skirts are skorts.
8a7e0 No.23451
even if its shorts her leg/butt muscles flexing as she climbs, its probably a sight to behold
a0bcd No.23452
>>23451I just want to see her overcome obstacles, succeed and triumph.
8a7e0 No.23453
>>23452im going out on a limb and saying its like a kids jungle gym… actually, i could just look it up
nvm, theres no climbing, its just walking on a narrow path, kind of looks dangerous.
ba41b No.23455
>>23453With Jenny, she lies to make everything a harrowing experience.
1fad4 No.23456
>>23455Jenny not getting her way exactly as she wants it to happen
is a harrowing experience.
3497a No.23457
>>23456>on a date with jenny>she wants something she can't have>throws a fitHow do you settle her down?
1fad4 No.23458
>>23457Sounds like I'm gonna have to pull out a pistol and make it happen one way or the other. I can't leave her upset like that.
0f883 No.23459
>>23455I mean to be fair, that's a solid 2-3 foot drop, Jenny could've drowned.
7638d No.23460
>>23454>>23428>>23408what the absolute fuck are they talking about
germany, france, europe are normal countries with normal people who dont care what clothes people wear
3497a No.23461
>>23460She needs to release the pics of what she was wearing.
7638d No.23462
>>23461all i can think was she was wearing a mask
covid has been over in europe since ukraine invasion it is completely forgotten
unless colourful means cosplay but i don't think she would have sai…
>>23449oh right, its because an adult woman is carrying a huge stuffie and probably cuddling it and stroking its hand and sucking on its ears and shit
god i wish that were me but doesn't appear to be screaming or throwing a tantrum like an actual retarded autistic disabled person. maybe?
6352b No.23463
guys.. she probably stinks. you hear the same shit from people who've become deeply encrusted "umm i'm afraid of water". their senses have adjusted so they have no idea they are fucking up like a whole supermarket aisle badly. I think i mentioned before it was a like a dreamlike moment in my life where I thought I saw jenny at a mall because there was a woman with the same slutty kids section clothes, headphones. but when I got closer wheeeeeeew. and she was not skulking like she was self-conscious she was acting all dignified
3497a No.23464
>>23463If anything, she smells of sugar and snail cream.
1fad4 No.23465
>>23460>>23462>>23463You know what it really is? It's a LA resident being observed by non-Angelenos and finding out that they're fucking weird as hell. It even happens when they travel around the States (we're just polite over here). I vaguely recall Max talking about something similar when he was in his rainbow hair phase.
a0bcd No.23468
>>23457>>23458A pistol might scare her, but the general idea is right, you have to do what it takes to make her happy. That might mean the Bruce Wayne nuclear option: if the maitre'd says she cannot play in the fountain, buy the restaurant.
>>23460>>23465I have often heard that Germans stare a lot. At least it is a common complaint/worry of people visiting. Maybe it's a cultural thing where Germans just look for half a second longer than Americans, or the combination with the cold look while neutrally observing.
Or it is people with a guilty conscience seeing their own moral failings reflected in the soulless eyes of the German population.
>>23466We have been talking about the Eurotrip for months. Bailey does not want to admit it, but she is jealous of the attention.
>>23467>tfw will never deck her haunted halls I'd love to spin her dreidel
6b5dd No.23469
>>23463>guys.. she probably stinks. you hear the same shit from people who've become deeply encrusted "umm i'm afraid of water".Anon, she's not hydrophobic, she's just afraid of deep water cause she can't swim. Obviously she takes baths and showers. Look at how perfectly smooth those legs and pits are, you think she dry shaves them? Come on now, don't disparage our princess like that!
6352b No.23470
>>23469I don't know if you followed the progression of reveals/reframings, or what it means for this issue, but it started out with her being totally fine with swimming, then it became nervous to swim then most recently it became scared to walk near water. So whatever's going on isn't just basic can't swim
f7c7f No.23471
>>23470yeah, but..
>>23455she could be lying to seem special
f47c6 No.23474
>>23473and her handbags a goat?
4b975 No.23475
>>23474So much for being a vegan.
6b5dd No.23476
>>23473I could make a joke about her handling a long flesh tube but I'm not a hack!
>>23475>So much for being a veganWell firstly it's not an actual goat and secondly, she's never been vegan, just vegetarian. She loves eggs in the morning and she's all about that cheese!
9bfac No.23478
>>23468>A pistol might scare herThat's part of my bad boy charm, girls love violence in their honor!
>>23473I thought she had some sort of Hansel & Gretel style outfit planned, that's just a Dutch-themed skirt with her normal clothes…
6e192 No.23480
>>23473How dare you look at this and think impure thoughts?
Jenny playing in the hotel with her new toy –correction: boyfriend – choking on her own spit… there is nothing sexual here!
Reminds me of a certain comment about Bronycon salespeople.
0f883 No.23481
>>23473I wish I couldve been nearby to see how she strategically moves her hair to cover her entire chest before taking pics…and just how much she shows off to theme park dads.
0f883 No.23482
>>23478>Dutch-themed skirt Im 90% sure thats from the Frozen merch store at Disney because you know, Jenny is a child.
33599 No.23483
>>23479How did you hack my phone. Identity theft is a crime, I'm calling the dreampolice.
>>23480>jenny will never call you a sick creep while she lets you do impure things with her fb005 No.23484
>>23482Yes this is Anna's dress skirt with sun flower decoration from 'frozen fever' (I havent seen any of the films but I recognize the skirt from buildabear workshop.)
6352b No.23486
>>23485here's a pic of darren hayes. remember, he collaborated with Jenny and hung out with her a bit so that means a pic of him every day is merited
6352b No.23489
>>23488switched back to singer mode and put out a single about how his family has 'poison blood' that causes some kind of unspecified trauma/self abuse behavior. the album is called 'homosexual'
b117a No.23491
https://badcars4.life/jenny/res/23490.htmlnew topic in 2 posts
>>23486>darren hayesscreen junkies? podcast? where was this
51e8d No.23492
>>23489The fact that you know this is disturbing…
33599 No.23493
>>23489Sounds like something Sky needs to review.
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