No.28990
>>28988I wonder if it's by design? She's been stringing her fans along for so many years now with the promise of content that that (the promise of/implied content) has almost
become her content now.
Are there any other "content creators" with this type of business model (no effort, pretend content always coming in the indeterminate future and keeping fans at arms length)? It makes no sense to me when she's in the business of celebrity to promote herself this poorly…
No.28993
>>28992When she said she was getting side bangs I was skeptical but I'll admit it, they work!
No.28994
>>28992this has to be a joke. who would willingly post themselves looking like this? she looks like a jumpscare from one of the modern horrors
No.28995
>>28994She's hideous and no one will ever lover her but me.
No.28996
>>28995Great negging bro! It will definitely work!
No.28999
>>28998The fact Sarah doesn't show those tits off as much anymore is such a shame. Used to watch her content just to watch them bounce as she moved.>>28998
No.29000
>>28998Imagine being in the timeline where Jenny actively collabed with people. Imagine all the good shit we would've gotten.
No.29001
>>29000I have a lot more fantasies involving sarah then just that
No.29002
>>29001Like livestreaming on Twitch?
No.29004
>>28991I forgot she loves beer. jen went through a metro hipster phase before her modern era didnt she
No.29005
>>29004Maybe if I ever bothered to properly archive my pics I'd be able to answer that for you. By this point it's all blurred together.
No.29007
>>29006Alright! Who's letting Jenny use a knife without parental supervision!?
No.29011
>>29009"Jarvis, show me drunk, coke-bloat Jenny."
No.29012
late with her patreon video, she really is on permanent vacation and still bitches on twitter
No.29013
>>29012Build-a-Bear panties must be discussed!
No.29014
>>29013When's she gonna model those?
No.29015
>>29014Oh anon you didn't read her post on it did you? She thought the staff were perverts for trying to sell her bear panties!
No.29016
>>29013>>29015Wait… how sexy were these miniature bear panties?
No.29017
>>29016Enough to earn Jennys ire.
No.29020
>>29019>people who wear underwear are pervertsjenny..
No.29024
>>29023Poor Jenny is losing her perspicacity; she has moved on from her pseudo-intellectual words it’s like “unpack” and “parse” and now is just saying “like” every fourth word.
No.29025
>>29024Sounds like you're like a grammar nazi or like something.
No.29026
>>29012"Video Ideas From Beyond The Grave"
Cute.
No.29029
>>29028real jenny sucks.
ai jenny is my new friend. when anon brings her around
No.29030
>>29028Releasing these on a work week it's almost like she forgets some of us peasants have real jobs.
>I can barely watch these things anymoreIt's one video a month at an hour watch, she hasn't made easily digestible content is so god damn long. And then she goes and Tweets about the Jaws movie and how great it is but doesn't take the slightest effort to put a ten minute review on her channel. lol friggen a, Jen.
>false promises about future videosJust a few more months, she swears!
No.29031
>>29028It was a decent ramble, a lot better than I thought it would be anyway. Some notable things?
<Jenny doesn't like constantly being asked if she quit YouTubeHonestly, when it's roughly a year between videos, it shouldn't upset her. If I showed up to work once a year people would be asking if I still worked there too.
<Jenny also mentioned a comment upset her that said she didn't appreciate her fans now that she made it bigShe didn't deny that was the case, but mentioned it something that stuck with her. I think she might appreciate them in a monetary sense (which is why the rambles are mostly on time), but she has always hated that her male fans for found her attractive and most certainly has never appreciated them.
>She apparently made it to the filming stage of that Snyder Cut video and put a tiny clip up in the cornerSee WEBM.
<dressed like apple while awaiting the fall seasonCute!
>>29029AI Jenny
is a lot more fun!
No.29032
>>29029>>29031Hell yeah, AI Jenny actually delivers.
>Honestly, when it's roughly a year between videos, it shouldn't upset her.Imagine being that entitled. Imagine effectively stealing peoples' money for permanent vacations and being annoyed when they ask for scraps in return.
>She didn't deny that was the case, but mentioned it something that stuck with her.>she has always hated that her male fans for found her attractiveTruth hurts, get back to making actual content again. Enough with the video essay shit. God damn California. God damn Ellis.
No.29033
>>29031why's the video slowmo?
She's still using that obscene LUT that makes her eyes glow azure, even though there's no "trying to white balance" pretext now. Insulting to the audience
No.29034
>>29031>her fans backlash on the authors made her stop reading fanfic novelsBastards like that are the reason why we can't have nice things. We could have had another Jeff the Killer book reading!
But no, "normal" fans had to harrass the authors. And they call bad cars monsters.
No.29035
>>29034>And they call bad cars monsters.I know right?! She and Bailey both act like we're the worst but when has this community ever harassed anyone? This is very much a contained area, what we talk about here stays here. If they don't want to see it it's very easy, they just don't have to come here and read it.
No.29036
>>29031Oh she’s still doing the Synder cut? Wasn’t that like mentioned as a video 1 - 2 years ago?
No.29037
>i like making long videos, you guys will like when i make videos, wow what do you mean you don't like long videos, i guess i'll keep making long videosJENNY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>29036Well, she says she's almost done with the Starcruizer.
No.29038
The cough drop jumping from cheek to cheek in edit (because she's afraid we might get turned on by the sound of it) is pretty funny.
No.29039
>>29027>i had them as a kid but they werent a fixation for meso she gets fixations..
No.29041
>>29033>why's the video slowmoJust stretching it out a bit so you have time to appreciate it.
>>29036I think it's like 2+ now. Anyway, she only brought it up because the footage surprised her while she was deleting old files.
No.29043
>>29041>Just stretching it out a bit so you have time to appreciate it.I guess i'm falling out of love with her. I don't see anything in that particular clip that appeals to me. Her tits have flown the coop and what's left looks like my piggy aunt using video tricks to make her skin look juve, but overgunning it so much the effect fails. Ol' White phosphorus flare lookin ass old pig
No.29044
>>29043Hitting the sauce a little hard tonight, are we?
No.29046
>>29042Bailey looking cute!!
No.29048
>>29042cute
>>29043>i'm falling out of love with her.shes not trying anymore, i still like her though
No.29049
>>29047Ooohh… c'mon now, let's be real here, Bailey isn't anywhere
near as charming as Toxie is!
No.29054
>>29051No man wants to eat Bailey’s sandwich; it’s way she tells everyone she’s bi.
No.29055
>>29050I miss quiet, soft-spoken Jenny…
>>29051This is the kind of person that doesn't want to taste whatever food their eating's original flavor, would literally get angry if she tasted beef or chicken in an actual dish. Also, sharp cheddar should never be the star of the show in any sandwich, that shit's just gross… I would fistfight this "grilled cheese" if it were ever placed in front of me.
No.29057
>>29056Oooh, shoulder Jenny talking about how hard it is.
No.29058
>>29047Interesting. I'm the usual guy that pushes the line that bailey looks like a dead body, a jumpscare, quasimodo, that seeing at her permanently takes a small part of your life force away, etc. But actually in this one pic
>>29042 vs jenny in this vid
>>29031, I wasn't gonna say, but Bailey wins. At least she doesn't look like a pimple that's popping like Hot Lights Jenny
No.29059
>>29058Hey Bailey. How're the cats?
No.29060
Listening to this ramble is pain. Five minutes in and she's talking about how much making the Beanie Babies video started to make her love Beanie Babies, but that she made too much content to release the video? In the same breath as saying she doesn't care how long her videos are. As if it's completely lost on her that she has the option to cut a video in half to publish multiple installments. What are these insane standards she thinks she needs to follow. She doesn't DO anything anymore, people are going to watch literally whatever she'd put out.
>and then hbo made a video
WHO CARES. She's completely missing the plot on why people watch her at all. Nobody's expecting you to be an end-all authority on a subject, Jen.
No.29061
The Slenderman video she wanted to do, the five minute explanation she does in the ramble would've been fine another to post on her main channel. Hearing about her talk about something she enjoyed for five minutes has been the most interesting thing she's done since who knows when. Just in general with this ramble, if you were to pick it apart in clips and ignore the overarching subject that they were suppose to be larger videos, hearing these mini reviews work so well on their own. Video essays have become a debilitating cancer in her brain. She's so capable of being fun to watch, it's like she's intentionally drinking mercury to try and gain enlightenment.
No.29062
>>29061longer videos get more views because it turns out a 'view' is like 5 minutes of watching. more minutes, more views. more views, uh… more views. Is that what she wants? What does she want?
What the fuck is the rest of her life going to be?
No.29066
Balley is streaming in small top. Xmsndnjd fuck me. Ahhhhh
No.29068
>>29067My penis cares a lot.
No.29069
>>29067Then call me nobody because I care very much!
No.29072
>>29071That's a low blow and you know it! The door did that! IT WAS THE DOOR!
No.29073
>>29072Yeah, a MALE door!
No.29080
It's still genuinely impressive Jenny with a total of 1 million subs is able to average 1.2m views a month without uploading a single new youtube video in 2023.
No.29081
>>29080She’s just a bunch of peoples ASMR. She’s got a whole group of people that put her on to go to sleep or do chores around the house. The highlight of her career has become how monotone and inoffensively boring she is.
No.29082
>>29081when ai improves im making jenny asmr
No.29083
>>29082Completely and utterly based.
No.29084
>>29083>>29083>>29083>>29083Wkeckme the united federal arrangement of the people
No.29085
>>29060I wish I could go post this to her simps on Reddit who are still defending her "work" schedule. The simple truth is, Jenny isn't like 90% of other Youtubers. Most Youtubers have to post regularly or they lose subs, not Jenny! She went over a million while posting nothing for months. Most Youtubers have to care about the algorithm or else they lose their income, not Jenny! She makes a better monthly salary than most Americans, again while not actually producing any work other than one ramble on Patreon per month. None of this will change if she made more videos, shorter videos or less "epic thesis statement" videos. The only thing that will change is that the people who enjoy her content will actually have something to enjoy! Other creators struggle to survive in the system but she has transcended it. Sure, she's never going to be in the Mr Beast/Paul brothers tier of online earning and popularity but I don't even think she wants that
No.29089
>>29060You know, one interesting thing in the ramble was Jenny asking about setting up a merch store. She hasn't even debuted any graphics, logos or even a set of colors for her brand yet! Anyway, I'll be first in line for some plush Jenny feet and a "No Boys, Horses" hoodie. There needs to be some real deep-cut references in there, Jen.
>>29085>>29086Jenny is the universe's favorite creation, she can't lose!
No.29090
>>29089>the universe's favorite creationNah. 100% it's witchcraft. There's a sacrificial pit in the woods somewhere with Jenny's taint all over it.
No.29094
>>29093Jenny - “I don’t wait in lines.”
No.29095
>>29074You should look at some of the straight up anti-semitic shit she's liking on twitter. OH sorry no it's just "Pro-Palestine".
No.29096
>>29095Oh shit, is Bailey based now? Is she finally our Abby Shapiro? Will she come back and apologize for losing her shit over the filters?
No.29097
>>29095Of course she is; Jenny and her ilk don’t have minds of their own. If you’re in college or in LA or within her friend group, of course you’re pro Palestine.
No.29102
>>29101Good find! Always amazing to see the difference when Jenny doesn't have 100% control of the angles
No.29104
>>29103OK now you can really see Sky's leg bruises!
No.29105
>>29103>>29101Is Sky doing something different with h
is hair? I feel like this is the first time I've seen h
im with bangs. It looks weird.
No.29106
>>29105Looks like he stopped bleaching it as much too.
No.29108
>>29103And Sky clearly didn't care about being subtle when they bought those boobs
No.29109
so i forgot how it is - when the dude changed to his trannyname he actually used 'skylark' his forum handle? his name is skylark now?
No.29110
>>29103I think she looks better here than the irradiated digital smear she appears as in vids. Also with this giga dude sitting directly next to her you have conclude he would never try this seriously, he definitely does this as one big rian johnson troll on the audience of normie humans
No.29111
>>29104Those Nicholson girls really bruise easy!
>>29107Jenny makes her get on her knees and beg when she goes to limited invitation events.
No.29113
>>29089>Jenny asking about setting up a merch storeI'd buy jennys used clothes for 50$
>>29103his knee bones look deformed. is this something that happens to tall people?
also jenny looks like her joy has been sapped from her, is this happening against her will? like a photographer was provided for them and jenny really just wanted to fool around
>>29109lindsay-alexandra last i checked
No.29115
>>29114Did she get boosted from all the talk about Evermore again? Since employees were talking about this on Twitter and TikTok.
No.29116
>>29114Patreon now allows free signups and counts them as part of the number of patrons. They won't unlock any stuff for Jenny but still get counted. Every patreon gained followers when the change went into effect
No.29125
>>29109Her mug literally has her name on it
No.29127
>>29118Halloween Nights or press event for the Five Nights at Freddie's movie? Wondering if Jenny's getting more event invites
No.29128
>>29126Look at that tiny waist…
No.29129
>>29127Don't know what it was but she went with Bailey so take that haters!
No.29130
>>29129Oh good, Bailey’s shit attitude can continue rubbing off on her.
No.29133
>>29132I blame the Lindseys
No.29134
<Jenny changing her pfp to a her and a blue octopusThere's no way in hell a terminally online girl like Jenny missed
that story yesterday. Pretty sneaky!
>>29132I was wondering if they were gonna post a pic together.
No.29135
>>29134I’m going to miss mildly retarded ET Jenny. Although secretly pro Nazi Jenny is interesting.
No.29136
https://youtu.be/b7XTGxYCXNQ?si=aH5j8HayJmOwJLKCI keep getting recommended these videos, i dont know why but i think its jennys fault.
>>29118why does she have one painted fingernail in those pics by the way?
No.29138
>>29137I KNEW IT
I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY
No.29140
>>29139>>29137>why does she have one painted fingernail in those pics by the way?uhhhh don't uhh look up what it actually means unless you want to end up resurrecting a very unpopular theory
No.29142
>>29135>>29139Maybe she just thought all the blue octopi trending yesterday were cute and she has no strong feelings about the State of Israel and the Jewish people… maybe.
>>29140Hmm…
No.29143
>>29140Lol I googled it and the three results all said it meant something different.
No.29144
>>29139God I fucking hate these people.
No.29146
>>29144Just remember; if it were happening to someone else, particularly if they were a Republican, Jenny would be calling this out as antisemitic. As well as the rest of her ilk.
No.29147
>>29146She reposted a guy with a Palestine flag in his name today. This is not subtle dogwhistling. This is a slap in Bailey's face.
No.29150
>>29149How generous of you to spoiler that absolutely cursed monstrosity.
No.29152
>>29139i realized as i was peeing, jenny is terminally online and follows alot of leftist politics. she absolutely knew.
this is her trying to manufacture some viral thing where retards comment "ruh roooh, does she knooow? whos gonna be the one to tell herrr :o" and then she gets a million interactions.
No.29153
>>29152Very possible and I wouldn’t put it past her. But Jenny also has her moments of being a complete idiot; remember this is the girl that can’t hang a towel bar and gets mad at everybody attempting to give her instruction.
No.29154
>>29153>>29152Or maybe she just thought it was a cute stuffed animal.
No.29155
>>29154She has posted pictures of Snorri before, but apparently a few months ago it was not an "obviously" antisemitic symbol based on 30s propaganda. That must be a recent development.
No.29156
>>29155I really don't think politics and current events are a thing she cares about. I really think cute things and weed and permanent vacations are what takes up 95% of her brain.
No.29159
>>29158Even people in the comments are scratching their heads about those. Multiple people are tired of Evermore, and the largest comment (so far) is a self-identified demisexual that absolutely does not think that heteronormativity is compulsory, and is in fact the other way around. The current #1 and #2 topics are both getting shot down in the comments.
No.29160
>>29159Maybe this is where it's finally revealed that the majority of these people are sockpuppets/bots Jenny pays for herself.
No.29162
>>29158I don't need one, but I could handle another Evermore video.
Literally anything but a serious "social issues" discussion.
Nancy Drew would be good, watching Jenny and a cohost play a game is nice and comfy.
Sadly, it seems like JennyU will never happen. We might have to put it together ourselves at some point, fellow cars.
No.29164
>>29161>heteronormativitywhy do stupid people use big words
>>29162>JennyUI wanted to join her patreon just to suggest this but then i was afraid jenny would get suspicious like "how do you know about that if youre not a patron, what websites do you visit to have found out about it"
No.29165
>>29164>I wanted to join her patreon just to suggestUnless you actually tell her directly that you just signed up to vote for a certain topic, she's not going to care, especially now that she has your money. I think most if not all of us here are smart enough to not blurt out "Hey, I'm from the badcars website and I want to skew your voting results" to her patreon supporters.
No.29168
>>29164Buddy, I can tell you with 100% certainty that there are people who have been on her Patreon for years who she doesn't know about. Don't worry about it.
No.29171
>>29170Wow, can't believe you're expecting Jenny to "do things" and "make content". That's so problematic! She's not your slave anon!
No.29173
These godless troglodytes.
>>29162What more is there to say for anything to get anything out of it? What are you still left wanting to know that's going to take up to at least an hour's time to say?
No.29174
>>29161I guess the good news for now is the heteronormativity topic has dropped to 3rd place. I never cared for any of the Evermore videos, but they would certainly be preferable to modern woke politics.
No.29175
>>29174I don't know, it would have been a good sneaky way to try and get her to talk about her dating life/preferences. Probably why it was never going to win
No.29176
>>29170>Trolli, founded in 1948 by a former Nazi.>Haribo, founded 1922 and procured forced labor from the Nazis during WW2.>Both S-Tier, no hesitationSeriously, Mrs Meyers? Just like that?
>>29173I don't want it, I just prefer it to hutunoravaminity. I am sure she got plenty of gossip from former employees, maybe she muses more on what she would have changed if she were in charge, whatever really.
No.29177
>>29174what the fuck would she say? "im forced by society to suck cocks when i really want a good tit in my mouth"
i guess she would keep it on gay characters in movies and stuff.
No.29178
>>29177She’d just complain about how hard it is to be a woman as per usual.
“OMG! My computer wasn’t working and I asked Twitter and billions of MEN came on to call me an idiot and tell me how to fix it, and everyone was being mean to me, and I’m sure that they were imagining having sex with me, and then I imagined I got pregnant and the baby waved at me!”
No.29179
While she was innocent in the past, she is now familiar with the extortion tactics of online grievance groups and would recognize this fun topic suggestion as the usual 'opportunity' to pay tribute or get marked as 'against us'. She would know it's important that that one gets organically outvoted
No.29180
>>29158>Compulsory HeteronormativityPeople coming up with phrases like that deserve to be killed with a log splitter. They're an active detriment to any community they inhabit (online or IRL) and will be your downfall in a real-life emergency.
>>29170>practically all gummy S-TierWhat's with the girls and gummy snacks? Is that an old cat lady thing (like the casual alcoholism)?
>>29178>then I imagined I got pregnantI'm not sure Jenny would have this thought all on her own, her maternal instincts seem to be… lacking.
No.29181
Only 55 votes for Evermore to be defeated.
>>29180What's wrong with gummy snacks? Gummies are great. Just like that AI Jenny.
No.29182
>>29181>What's wrong with gummy snacks?Nothing, but it was basically all gummy. Kinda bland.
I tried forever to get some decent gummy gens (it had no idea what a gummy worm was). Enjoy some cherry-picked outtakes from nearly the same prompts.
Ignore the outfit, that was from me making some bimbo-themed stuff the other day… I just didn't swap it out. I will say; the gummy stuff really improved the outfits I was trying to get the other day (which were a lot more bland without). No.29183
>>29173>>29181She's gonna do a double video when two topics are super close and she's not really in the mood to make a video about the first, so she'll do a quick roundup on Evermore then talk about spooky parks.
Anyway, do you guys ever wonder what jenny does with her $100,000s? I have a hard time believing this millionaire is still driving a prius.
No.29184
>>29180>What's with the girls and gummy snacks?its uptown cali code speak for "i do drugs, im cool and gritty"
No.29185
>>29184Sometimes a gummy is just a gummy anon
No.29186
>>29185And sometimes it's a dildo bong fish serpent.
No.29188
The gap between a spooky ramble and another Evermore video stays at the 50+/- difference. I swear to god.
>>29183I hope you're right. I can't handle all of this clown world bullshit.
>what jenny does with her $100,000s?Besides the endless vacation and rent, my working theory has always been that she maintains several warehouses where she stores her plushies and other garbage.
>>29187Good for her. Meanwhile, Amanda looks like she's going skeleton-mode.
No.29189
>>29183Big expense: her personal army of security guards patrolling the neighbourhood to protect her home from icky boys and her packages from porch pirates.
No.29190
>>29187her head doesnt look tiny anymore. was she really just fat all along and i couldnt tell for some reason?
>>29188>maintains several warehousesshe has to, atleast a storage unit or two
No.29191
>>29187For some reason i thought she already got married, guess not yet.
It got me thinking I wonder if Jenny would be forced to talk about her romantic life if the "heteronormativity" ramble won
No.29192
Jenny… you can't just jam it straight in like that! You gotta ease it in there for a bit before you can really get going.
>>29188I can't believe Jenny rents. She really is the world dumbest baby.
No.29194
>>29193She just picked out some clothes she wears normally and found a reason to make it costume. That's a level of lazy I can respect, I've never related to her more
No.29195
>>29193Maybe she was going to one of those Hollywood parties where the hosts are dressed as child molesters and the guests are dressed as children.
No.29197
>>29193If that's what the nerds were wearing in her middle school, I wonder what the slutty broads were wearing.
No.29198
>>29193Just take your bra off and it’s a Halloween costume.
No.29199
>>29193nice
>>29197I dont know what jenny was wearing! ahh ha ha ha!
No.29202
>>29199>niceLook, Bailey's an attractive enough girl, but that photo doesn't do her many favors. Nice to see she let the girls breath, though. Also, are those some abs? Yo Bailes, you wanna go lift sometime?
No.29209
>>29208Jenny looks like she smells…… good !
No.29210
>>29208I need this Jenny in my life.
No.29212
>>29101She's sitting next to a ghoul, which doesn't help things any.
Idk what the point of transitioning is for these dudes. 99.9% of them turn into residents of the uncanny valley, churning the stomachs of those around them.
No.29214
lol welp, financial snafu. won't be able to post patreon vids for a bit. if there's anybody else here who's been able to provide then feel free. otherwise rip
No.29215
>>29213Jenny has to stop getting cute first before "The Wall" has a chance to start get in the way.
>>29214While not always the fastest, there's still Kemono… unless that was you over there as well.
No.29216
>>29215i have no idea what kemono is so it looks like there's at least still that. shit sucks, yo
sucks even worse because i'm pretty god damn sure evermore won AND I WILL NEVER LET THAT GO No.29217
>>29212If you don't firmly believe and understand that dude did this as a joke, to IRL troll whichever people see/encounter him, and smirk ironically at their imagined internal reaction, then you just need more information
No.29218
>>29213would.
>>29217this is what too much money as a child does to a nigga
No.29219
>>29212I believe it is a very sad reaction.
For a long time, being homosexual and/or not conforming to gender roles wqs (at least socially, sometimes worse) punished.
That luckily changed. You can be aqa feminine man or a masculine woman or vice versa (no matter what sex you are attracted to) nowadays and the social penalties are low.
But people on the progressive side believe their own hype of "everything is a social construct and must be accepted". And they are ruining children.
I don't know how happy Lindsay is, I wish her all the best.
But I would guess someone in that same starting position could have become and handsome gay man and would be no less happier (in the least).
One can never speak about single cases one does not know the details of, but in general I believe more harm than good is done by encouraging gender adjustments.
No.29220
>>29217> and smirk ironically at their imagined internal reactionor even better people actually type it right out on a web forum. that's perfection
>>29219the dude would be giggling so much reading this. the bemusement is bang-on. not quite bewilderment - you think you can get some kind of a read on it - hey, you're not some totally naive hick! - and then that effort to be a 'good person' and call up compassion toward this thing that doesn't seem normal to you, leaving you doting with a kind of 'shucks, well, god love her'. that's IT man - that's the pitch perfect 'grey forum poster' reaction that was baited. dude is howling
No.29222
>>29219>I don't know how happy LindsayGiven the drug abuse, anorexia, and bulimia, probably not very.
No.29223
>Jenny Skeleson
Am I stupid or did she wait until the last minute to change her Twitter handle?
No.29224
>>29223i didnt know people still did that.
do kids even trick or treat anymore? ive had like 8 in the past 5 years.
i think halloween might be dying.
No.29225
>>29216At least Evermore can only hurt us one more time.
>>29223She changed it a bit ago, I was gonna post about it asking if it was really lazy and uncreative or if it was just me.
No.29227
So after Bailey's zero effort "nerd" costume, she does this. For a stream.
>>29226spoop'd
No.29228
>>29227Does this mean she still reads the board? Did we successfully shame her into making an effort?
No.29230
>>29227That's more like it! Let's try a little bit sluttier next year though, Bailes. Now, I wonder what Jenny was wearing out last night…
>>29229My poor, innocent baby… still doesn't realize that the world is now filled to the brim with psychopaths and children these days value nothing whatsoever. Also? What the fuck kind of gated community does she live in where people steal things off of her porch this regularly? I literally have drug dealers and addicts (people you'd never put any trust in) as the nearest neighbors to me back in the woods here and they've never stolen anything out of the yard, and I leave out tools and stuff out all the time! LA must be a real hellhole.
No.29232
>>29229doesnt she have a security cam? atleast describe the incident in detail
>>29230>filled to the brim with psychopathsthats why she left candy out and didnt answer the door
No.29233
>>29230>LA must be a real hellhole.I expected worse, but it was still pretty bad when I was there. So many tents and RVs.
I don't know what part of the city Jenny lives in (and I don't want to know, no doxing), but the amount of homeless and/or "crazy" people I have encountered while on a trip there was staggering. Though oddly, very few asked for money. Here in Europe begging is way more common.
No.29234
>>29233Is it really doxxing? Most people are pretty open about what area they live in, Bailey often talked about living in North Hollywood, Ellis about living in Long Beach. For the sake not getting accused of stalking I'm not going to say it but it's a pretty open secret what neighborhood she lives in. It's the one you think. LA is such a big place that area does not equal address
No.29237
>>29234Did our girl ever say it openly? Of course these areas are very big, but Jenny is also very paranoid.
I don't think a postal code would constitute doxxing, I just wanted to avoid all appearance of impropriety.
No.29238
>>29237Not sure, Bailey did mention it in a stream once when explaining how far away from her place Jenny lives. But in a sense she has mentioned it because as you may have guessed
Jenny may have moved houses a few times but not neighborhoods, due to it's proximity to her favorite place No.29239
>>29237>Did our girl ever say it openly?i think she said "near xxx" but even so it seems like the thing she'd get mad at if we talk about.
No.29240
>>29237I think "LA" in general is probably a little too close for comfort for Jenny, she's crazy paranoid. She claims to have had multiple stalkers though, so I can't blame her. That has to be scary with no man around to protect her.
Speaking of privacy, there was a bug on X (Twitter) I seen people posting about earlier this week where you could call someone's phone if you followed them with a certain privacy setting toggled, I was surprised Jenny didn't mention that because I'm sure the possibility of randos calling her would really freak her out.
No.29241
>>29238I just imagined that she lived literally across from Disneyland, which is not even in LA, afaik.
So "greater LA" with its 18+ mio residents should be anonymous enough.
I liked North Hollywood. If I had known Bailes lives there, I maybe would have spend more time around there. So I am in luck, I guess, because she would have clearly broken my heart.
No.29242
>>29238Bailey ever fucked a black guy?
No.29243
>>29242She has a black girl friend. Or did. Let's be real, Jenny and Bailey talk a lot of game but they can't stand the coloreds.
No.29244
>>29243They're might not just be many black people up in their social class. Remember, our girls are wealthy Norcal bitches. You're gonna need a real stomach to handle that bratty, shitheel attitude of theirs.
No.29245
>>29243When playing games Bailey loves to comment about how hot she thinks black girl characters are and I'm sure she fantasized about it but lets face it, the girl throws her back out when she sneezes too hard, no way she's going to survive getting fucked by a black guy!
No.29246
>>29244>They're might not just be many black people up in their social classExactly this. Their one black friend Kristina is married to a white guy and all the other non white friends they have are Asian. But who knows
maybe one of them has a black dildo No.29247
>>29229Kinda shocked Jenny, who lives life like a tween would just leave a cauldron of candy outside on Halloween instead of put on a costume and give out candy herself.
No.29248
>>29247i think she hates kids, atleast ive never heard her say she likes them.
No.29249
>>29247You mean opening her door to strangers and risk not only being kidnapped on halloween but also more people knowing where she lives and living in fear all year?
No sir, not this paranoid little lady.
No.29252
>>29251It’s not so much that she’s Igers girl, it’s more like she’s the wokes girl. Which to me is more disappointing.
No.29253
>>29250Nice try, Jenny. I'm gonna need some actual proof. Video evidence now or fake news.
No.29254
>>29248Jenny hates teens, but she's probably cool with babies.
>>29250>hair unbraided>not wearing Jenny's gear>and he was never her horse of choice for her Patreon headerIt's like a depressing ASPCA commercial… "
For just $19.99 a month, you can help send Jorn pictures and video clips of his former owner to help brighten his sad, lonely days." *a heartbreaking Sarah McLachlan song intensifies as pics of Jorn standing alone with his head down in a dirty barn, out in a field and big watery horse eyes fade in and out across the screen*
No.29255
>>29254>It's like a depressing ASPCA commercial…Meanwhile, Jen's at home eating caviar, complaining to Bailey about having to see the poor when she had to get out to get her own mail because "the help" was "sick or whatever."
No.29257
>>29250Oh ok, so Jenny's a lazy elitist just because she's taking a 3 week thanksgiving vacation with her family and horse.
No.29258
>>29257How many vacations can one girl have? It must be oh so tiring.
No.29259
nathan greyson is starting his own jurno website… its subscription based.
this is pretty sad but maybe kat/ellis/jenny will throw him a bone and retweet him
No.29261
Jenny is a disgusting. Scams her fans never releases videoes. Give back years of patron money!
No.29262
>>29261It's not her fault, the rest of us instead need to learn how to likewise make use of the fact that modern millennial online content consumer dorks are literally too scared to cancel subscriptions, that they will pay for something for the rest of their life. I don't mean scared of, say, disappointing Jenny, or anything to do with Jenny. I mean scared of 'taking an action'. Biting the bullet, making a decision. It's that pathetic - I can't really judge I've been there myself. But yeah just think of a way to be famous for a week and get subscribers of 'just $10/mo'. They will pay your living forever, you won't need to do anything.
No.29263
>>29262jennys nonconfrontational online presence means she doesnt make enemies. if lindsay ellis had been as nonproductive as jenny people would have canceled her even more than they already did
No.29264
>>29263> nonconfrontational online presenceyes that's an aspect of not doing anything
No.29265
>tried to generate some Rouge the Bat x Jenny picsThis was as close as I got working on my phone here at work.
>>29261>Give back years of patron money!I'll take mine in kisses, thanks!
$1 per kiss, Jen! No.29266
>>29265Jesus Christ. Where was this Jenny on Halloween?
No.29267
>>29266At a party we were not invited to.
No.29268
>>29266>>29267Does Jenny even dress up anymore, or is her only costume "Fun Holiday Mom" these days?
No.29269
>>29265>the messy lumpy lips>it's now generating jenny with aspects of bailey's face man please tell me you didn't feed it some pics with both of them in it and we have a The Fly situation
No.29270
is the ramble seriously evermore AGAIN, can she and her idiot simps let go already
No.29271
>>29270People are just desperate for her to make some fucking content since it's been a year and that's the closest thing to a main channel video!
No.29272
>>29264i'm trying to think of who would ever be mad at her. Max? Randy Moore? Quinton Reviews?
No.29273
>>29270Next month: Evermore, Christmas Edition!
No.29274
>>29273Jenny repeats the same video, this time wearing a Christmas hat.
No.29275
>>29262>modern millennial online content consumer dorksafter a year of not watching the youtubers i finally canceled my patreon donations.
>>29263>nonconfrontationaljennys better, but up until 2020 or so she was picking like 40 fights a year.
>>29265>tiny bulgejennys micropenis
No.29276
>>29275>up until 2020 or so she was picking like 40 fights a year.Can't make people mad with your videos on comic book movies or star wars if you stop making videos!
No.29277
>>29276Imagine a world where she made her Snyder video instead of being a massive coward. Imagine if she had any committment at all instead of scamming Patreon fans.
No.29279
>>29278I don't think Jenny would have gotten much out of it, but Amanda would have definitely enjoyed figuring out whether Bailey has a hair trigger or needs a bit more pressure to get off.
No.29280
>>29278Amanda recently mentioned Jenny in her Beastly video and in her FNAF video. Jenny clearly doesn't care
No.29281
>>29280Maybe it is on purpose and Amanda strikes me as the kind of woman who would get aroused while being humiliated by Jenny or Bailey.
I don't want to think about this any further, I have too many never-to-be-finished fanfic stories started already.
No.29285
>>29284Looks like someone had a hot date! Good for you Bailey, Mike moved on and you should too!
No.29286
>>29284It's strange that someone with a more "insecure" image than Jenny (who basically sees herself as some sort of Stacy) posts more selfies in bolder clothing than her. Jenny even has the better body to go along with all that money to dress nice, but only posts a selfie wearing goofy outfits for her MUCH larger fanbase every 3-6 months. It sucks.
You might have to start teasing Jenny more or something, Bailes. "Compete" with her and drag her out of that shell she still doesn't want to come out of.
No.29287
if jenny lifts her skirt for the camera and shows everyone some cameltoe would it ruin her for you? it wouldnt feel like jenny anymore personally, just some whore.
No.29288
>>29286I feel like Bailey has become a social late bloomer wiith her Fandom/GiantBomb job and all that
No.29292
>>29287Only if she did it on purpose. An accidental upskirt on the other hand would be hot as fuck!
No.29293
>>29287I would probably be in awe… because those would have to be the cutest, kitschiest panties in the entire world for Jenny to keep them on while showing them to her fans. She doesn't know the first thing about being sexy so she could never be seen as a "whore" in my opinion. She's too cute!
>>29292>An accidental upskirt on the other hand would be hot as fuck!We got a few so far.
They were hot. No.29294
McDonalds and Crocs are releasing 3 themed Crocs based on Grimace, Hamburglar and Birdie for $75 a pop.
Question: How long before Jenny complains about the $75 price tag to pretend she's not rich?
No.29296
>>29295Are we looking at Discord there? Is Jenny just happy to plop down on the table that she uses groomer platforms? Just "what are you going to do about it? you can't prove anything"
No.29297
>>29295Damn, did we really just have one single Badcar undercover in her Patreon?
No.29299
Oh wow, ok so Jenny didn't do a quick snippet for Evermore then make a real ramble about the 2nd topic, she just made another 2+ hour Evermore video.
She just makes evermore videos now.
No.29300
>>29297I'd sign right back up if Jenny unabanned me… she likes to hold a grudge though.
No.29302
>>29280Thank you, kind stranger
No.29304
>>29301Thanks! I only watched the Intro/Outro because Evermore is fucking boring to hear about in any capacity (not even a active shooter situation would ever peak my interest), but I just want to say that Jenny's "sick voice" is fucking coom-worthy and I need more of that in my life.
So if she does go for that FNAF video (which she won't), I want her to do it with that sexy-ass sick voice of hers.
Do it Jenny, make love to the microphone talking about that shit-ass movie for me! No.29305
>>29304lot of thin-skinned defensiveness per usual these days and preemptive starcruiser bitching
No.29306
I want Jenny's breasts in my hands!
No.29307
Bailey please. The only thing to be afraid of is how god awful shit the game is.
>>29306You and me both, bro.
No.29308
>>29305lol, she's never gonna finish that fucking video. Jenny really needs to start making opinion/reaction videos with no research involved to try and get back on track. Reign that 'tism in a bit and stop trying to make videos that are
the definitive video on the matter or she's gonna be trapped in this one video a year (or longer!) schedule until she gives up.
No.29309
>>29308>picI want to ride that airline.
No.29313
>>29308I want to say that's not an accurate depiction of Jennys build but the few times she's shown off her body it's closer to this than not.
No.29314
So… slo-mo try on haul, Jenny?
>>29313Genning "Model Jenny" might be skewing my image of her if I'm honest. She doesn't always come out that busty though!
No.29317
>>29316Keep the faith lads. The Jennefron is coming, but only if we keep the faith.
No.29322
>>29316So you see, Reddit. We're not so different, you and I. Us. You and us.
>>29321Imagine making a shit load of easy money and you decide to wear crocs. Good god what the hell with this.
No.29323
>>29321>jenny shows feet but body is hiddenthe monkey paw curls its finger
No.29325
>>29324yeah i didn't enjoy the vibe of the clip when it was posted here. weird like using this subject for entertainment
No.29326
>>29324>>29325>entertainmentJenny doesn't make entertainment anymore, she's a super serious video essayist now like her role model Ellis. You evil nazis just wouldn't understand.
No.29327
>>29326So serious even her ghost hat is shocked.
No.29329
>>29316You know, with how long these are taking to complete, the next video or two could potentially be her last. Even if she goes another five years, that's only going to be 3-4 videos tops.
>>29321>happy?No! I wanted to see her try them on (preferably in 4K).
>>29324>>29328The ghost represents the lost innocence of the employees getting harassed… I swear, Jenny needs to make video on media literacy and bring you guys up to speed.
No.29333
>>29324jenny tries to be some drama youtuber but gets nervous when people get mad at her. I can imagine the calculations in her head "if i put myself on the other side of bad person, then everyone will think im good person!"
this wouldnt happen if she didnt try so hard to set that up as the framework though (posting it publicly so everyone knows hes bad person)
No.29335
>>29334LOL that is funny but not unexpected. Twitter is just lousy with thots promoting their OF on random posts. At least this one was at least trying to be on theme!
No.29336
>>29334she could have poached fans if she posed with a bb8 and some baby toys
No.29337
I can't believe Jenny didn't give us a cute selfie for International Men's Day today… how rude!
No.29338
>>29337This is what happens when you don't spank your women, they get uppity and forget their place.
No.29340
>>29338Corporal punishment? That might make her cry! What kind of monster would be able to stand her being sad?
No.29341
>>29338>disciplining JennyI could never! She's allowed to be the biggest brat in the world because it makes her that much cuter!
>>29339>fully nudePass… I like my AI Jenny smut with just a touch of class.
No.29342
>>29314called it
>>29294I'm surprised she didn't make a thread or even a video about the new Goosebumps tv show on Disney+. It's a rocky start but I ended up liking it.
No.29343
>>29341God. I really, really need a qt Jenny gf.
No.29344
>>29341they have ai video now, things are advancing fast. you have to have a pro account so i cant create a jenny video, but i might get a pro account someday..
https://promptchan.ai/image/8rEPw3MW54Z6fu7iXgSw No.29347
>>29344I'm always tempted to go pro but half these tools feel like they just don't work well enough to make it worth 20 bucks
No.29349
>>29348>Is unlimited Jennys not worth 20 bucks?im unemployedif jenny was your friend and talked to you every day what would she say? i feel like it would be mostly about social media drama because thats what she talked to bailey about
No.29350
>>29349I often think about how insufferable these e-girls would be IRL. An hour long video once a month is probably the limit of Jenny's charm.
No.29351
I wonder how many times Jenny has gotten covid from going to Disney the last few years. Her lungs must be more fucked than a 85 year old chain smokers. Maybe we don't get videos because there's no window long enough to record when she isn't too sick to speak.
No.29353
>>29350I don't know, Jenny's kinda always off in her own little world and I love when she just rambles on and on about her cute nonsense (even if it's about baby toys or programming for literal babies)… she's also got that cute-ass voice working for her. Bailey on the other hand just seems like a "failed normie" with nothing of interest to talk about.
Then again… you will probably only get a real conversation out of Bailey while Jenny's gonna hit you with those one word responses so she can get back to whatever her current rant is.
No.29354
Jenny having fun. Kinda wish she had that kind of enthusiasm with her videos. BTW, you can see some bounciness if you slow the video down.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1727548454426296800 No.29355
>>29354Imagine how much better her footage would be if she hired a professional camera operator to document her reactions… most of her footage just isn't very interesting without her in it. Her VO could go over anyone's footage really.
No.29356
>>29354Not just the bounciness. I am mesmerized by the silhoutte of her legs with the sun shining through her skirt. I miss summer.
No.29357
>[kardashian drawl] yaas
i can't enjoy her voice any more
No.29358
>>29351Jenny has never gotten covid.
No.29359
>>29358She's gonna catch it again this week if she gets together for Thanksgiving because she thinks her friend group is immune.
No.29362
>>29360>>29361My god, those thighs just do not quit.
No.29363
>>29360>>29361You gotta hand it to Jenny, she keeps it real tight despite eating nothing but fast food, gummy candies and hard liquor.
No.29371
>>29370Once we get AI Jenny up and running we'll be golden.
No.29372
>>29370>No hotties in the squadYeah including her self.
No.29374
>>29373Shots fired. Somebody put this on TwiXer and tag Jenny. 👀
No.29375
>>29374I got this from Twitter so you know Jenny saw that and is seething right now!
No.29376
>>29373>>29375>feel more honest sticking to my promisesDoes jenny promise content though? I don't consume her sales patter in the rambles etc so i don't know, but i thought she just said like 'i might do this, i'd like do that'
No.29377
>>29376Her promises were at the initial startup of her patreon in; that the money would be used for devoting less time to work and more time to main videos, and for an added bonus you would get a monthly ramble. The rambles are the only thing that she’s barely kept up with.
No.29378
>>29377I wonder when she's going to put up the topics for this month's vote. There's only a week left.
No.29379
>>29373Nobody signed up to Jenny's Patreon for her videos, everyone that supports Jenny with money does so because they like her and her goofy personality… Jenny's also a real girl, so she's not going be feeling actual shame any time soon (girl shame is very different).
No.29380
>>29379>girl shame is very differentDoes it even exist? Bailey constantly asks people to sign up for her Patreon but offers no value in return. If anyone should be offering refunds it's Bailey, she's promised so much but delivered so little!
No.29381
>>29354She’s in great shape, surprisingly agile and fit.
No.29384
>>29383I will fuck all birds! !!
No.29385
>>29384And that's the story of how one bad car died to harpies.
No.29387
>>29386Look at Jenny flashing them gang signs.
No.29388
>>29386"Honestly, this sounds like… schizophrenia"
No.29390
>>29389Has Jenny been naked?
No.29391
>>29389100%
she worked there and had to change clothes probably
No.29392
>>29390No. I have encountered a girl with hair like that, it was reported to me by some other girls that this girl would go in the bathroom, and run the shower without getting in, for people to hear the sound. I'm reminded of this every time jenny establishes her 'fear of water'. Unironically Jenny doesn't take her clothes off even to bathe.
No.29394
>>29388Chinese chinks taking over Twitter… is what it is.
No.29395
>>29386someone got nervous talking to jenny
No.29398
>>29392I like to think of Jenny as a cute little autismo, but that's a bit too far. That's cripplingly autistic (which I don't think Jenny is).
>>29393>>29397>ywn taste that delicious pale flesh on your lipsRunning out of reason to keep going over here…
No.29399
>>29398>that's a bit too farputting attributing it to autism aside, did you not see that jenny went in to an LA studio, to be filmed close up for who knows how large an audience, under strong lights, on a repeat basis, with unwashed, uncombed hair with parts that were almost matted?
No.29402
>>29400>>29401Would I a Jenny? Yes. Would I a Bailey? Yes. But let's not delude ourselves here. That close-up photo shows some real onset of aging.
No.29403
https://youtu.be/8K5FiH4NKFc?si=539CVHz-5ueIT66o&t=641jenny reference in a video i was watching
>>29400cute jennies, been liking the frequency of jenny pics lately
No.29404
>>29400Home game for Bailey.
When I went to Universal Studios, I hoped against hope to run into one of them by chance, which of course did not happen.
And I would not have been able to play it cool anyway.
But nice to see more cute Jennys and Baileys!
Also, hoping against hope for a short FNAF video!
No.29405
>>29400Bailey "too cool" to wear a plush hat or what? Also, Jenny looks surprisingly flexible…
>>29401Man, I wish there were more high resolution professional pics of Jenny. I would actually pay money for professionally shot sets of her in cute outfits. Could be an easy product on that eventual store of yours, Jenny! $20 per set sounds good.
>>29404I would lower my voice, act cooler than I ever have and try with all my might not spill my spaghetti at the first cute action Jenny did.
No.29410
>>29405>Bailey "too cool" to wear a plush hat or what?No, Bailey just doesn't typically dress like a 7-year-old, at least not in public
No.29411
>>29405Jennys secret foot fagatry is showing.
No.29412
>>29405>haha a-as a joke, of course, hahahaI didn't need to know about your Sonic foot fetish, Jen.
No.29414
>>29413Bare ankle? Jenny you
slut. No.29417
>>29416her toes are too straight and uniform.
No.29422
>>29420why would jenny steal that poor girls foot pics
>>29421not too late for my baby to try her hand at hollywood.
also, people only think about the molestation of contra points when they hear philosophy tube, better not get too big of a swelled head there
No.29423
>>29420I didn't think they were Jenny's on a second look. She would never, ever be that bold!
>>29421Speaking of "things that could be Jenny's" this Drew Gooden video is essentially a classic Jenny video; it's an overview/analysis of the Disney+ Star Wars series of shows with some decent humor thrown in. It's a damn shame we don't even get any Jenny videos anymore, let alone short and to the point ones. She used to be so great at that at…
No embed because it doesn't like any variation of URLs I paste in:
https://youtu.be/J-piNPoWoYc No.29424
>>29423>Speaking of "things that could be Jenny's" this Drew Gooden video is essentially a classic Jenny videoironic, i was just watching a woman (ugly) talk about american girl dolls, she seems to be sort of an expert. it made me miss jenny, she could easily make a video about her plastic mlp toys with a similar amount of expertise. why doesnt she. is she afraid her patrons will think shes lame and leave her?
No.29425
You disgusting FREAKS better not be uploading these to Wikifeat, I swear to god.
No.29428
so without getting into details about what topic it would have (because they're all shit now, i don't care), is this bitch going to make a fucking video??
No.29429
>>29428I choose to believe there will be a FNAF video.
No.29431
>>29428>this bitchHave your desk cleaned out by the end of the day!
>make a fucking video??In 2023? No. The December ramble is going to be it for this year. In a perfect world we would've gotten one video a month (in addition to the ramble) and she'd be streaming Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora in full Na'vi makeup day one next week. Unfortunately, Jenny only offers up pie in the sky, totally imaginary, "Wouldn't it cool if?" descriptions of videos that will never be.
I would guess she's going for an early 2024 release of that Star Wars Hotel video so she doesn't have to worry about putting anything else out in 2024. She can just call it a year in January.
No.29433
>>29432I vaguely remember Nathan Graysons human onahole starting drama during one of its manic episodes, i guess jenny jumped on it?
on another note, i just found out leftytube is employing former channel awesome entertainers to do video production grunt work, pretty sad for channel awesome.
No.29434
>>29432Hbomberman released a 4 hr video on plagiarism on YT. Half was about other more or less egregious examples and why it is bad, while the other hakf is two hours dunking on this James guy who has a channel about gays in the media and who apparently steals most of his scripts from other sources, including smaller gay youtubers, robbing them of the money they were trying to earn of youtube (and grift of their viewers).
I am slightly surprised she did not link to the video to boost it and her vindication, despite this seeming like a mountain of smoking guns that makes this guy obviously guilty.
I guess she realized that the cancel culture mob (which we have been told does not exist) cares little about facts and it may be better to stay away from it at least a little.
>>29433>pretty sad for channel awesome.Yes and no. CA collected way too much ballast. And some people who had talents other than being on camera, which only became viable career options over time.
I mean, at least Kat seems to keep herself over water with her hustles, it's not like she moved to Japan and had to become a camgirl to pay the rent…
Plenty of sad stories around Channel Awesome.
No.29435
>>29433>>29434I had not finished the video, just saw the "Captions by" credit. That is in fact sad.
But I assume he will only donate the profits of his video as promised, bit the revenue, so at least his staff gets paid their scraps.
No.29436
>>29432it's a full court press of breadtubers against a dude who ripped all his scripts from other people.
Hbomberguy and Todd both have videos, Maggie May Fish, Dan Olsen and of course Jenny are piling on.Youtube drama at its finest, because what could be more important?
No.29437
>>29434>Hbomberman released a 4 hr video on plagiarism on YTI actually finished watching it and the first half was pretty good, the second half was just a catty bitch-fit about James Somerton being a bigger gay YouTuber than him while taking shortcuts. One thread I found particularly interesting (and tangentially related to Jenny) was that HBomberguy reiterated several times throughout (probably close to a dozen times) that it takes forever to make a video. Jenny probably loves that sort of validation and those are likely her favorite parts of the video.
Also; I wanted to blow my brains out just listening to clips of James Somerton's videos. That fucking monotone-with-occasional-strange-inflection style of speaking was unbearable, holy shit! If you watched those of your own free will, kill yourself.
>>29436>ToddI thought he only made music-related content, what the hell?
No.29438
>>29436im 90% sure this is all down to him implying lindsay ellis isnt gay by saying "hugo awards lacks lgbt representation"
No.29439
>>29438>saying "hugo awards lacks lgbt representation"Oh no, what he said was that *Nebula* lacked LGBT representation. That's why everyone's pissed off.
We make fun of Sarah Z for her videos sounding like she's just reading from a wiki but this dude literally just did that in his videos
No.29440
>>29437"Honey, come to bed. I know you want to finish that script and get that video released, but it is 3a.m."
>SomertonMaybe the video would have been more interesting if I had heard of Somerton before (but my life would have been worse for it, so all good). But really, all of this should be a civil suit and not a public prosecution like this. Unfortunate that this theater needs to be entertainment.
>ToddYeah, I was surprised as well. Especially that it is a 2 hour video, where Todd IIRC keeps it to half an hour normally even when discussing a whole album or year in review.
>>29439I was about to say this. They did not let him join their Nebula grift, that is why he is salty.
Sarah is reading from a script that someone else wrote for her, but it has some creativity to it. Not particularly smart insights, but the writer put in the work.
No.29441
Not interested in videos by fsggots taking down other faggots. Get ALL of that shit off YouTube, out of public entirely.
No.29442
>>29441Since the left loves Palestine so much, why are they not renouncing homosexuality? Don't they realize their new friends fucking hate them?
No.29443
>>29421How'd did they get their voice to be so high?
No.29446
>>29444that is so good it hurts. I just want to tell her how much I enjoy a juicy peach for breakfast.
No.29447
>>29444in 10 years when they have computer wives, will you get a jenny wife?
>>29445is jenny making over a million a year now? maybe she doesnt release new videos because the 5$ patron section at the end would be like transcribing a short book
No.29448
>>29437Look at her sitting there working so hard on her next video.
No.29451
>>29436ngl, Todd ripping apart fake gay propaganda for 2 hours was kinda fun
No.29456
>>29447>is jenny making over a million a year now?A fun thing that happened with all this James Somerton drama is that several people with patreons chimed in to calculate that with his 4000 patreons he earns $100-170k per year. Jenny has over 5 times as many patreons so do that math!
No.29457
>>29447>making over a million a year I feel like there has to be at least some fraction of her patrons who will 'come to regret this'. Like sure, it is cope - to vizualize a bunch of dudes say, divorce-raped, then thinking about $1000 they gave to jenny over 4 years because their pre-redpilled brain told them it was good to 'support women', and how much easier life would be having that money now. I know that's largely not going to happen. But maybe it will happen to one or two people
No.29458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSw3sKHtGyo3hours and no one has posted this yet? Shocking!
No.29460
>>29458Where's the part where they ask when her next video is, why she thinks anybody cares about multi-hour-long essay videos, and how easy it is to abuse her patreon to string people along long enough to pay for eternal vacations and what possible impact that might have when she finally gets too old to be cute and nobody wants to watch an older woman blather on about nothing?
>>2945940 is coming quick, Jen. You're running out of time for marriage and a kid. IT'S COMING.
No.29461
>>29460Nobody actually criticizes Jenny except for this group. And a snarky as we can be, a lot of it is honest criticism. And is bringing the ET stuffed animal doll along with her, while within theme, is just openly admitting that her persona is retarded baby? I remember in an older Ellis video she showed a picture of Jenny in all of her Navi garb, and made the comment “I’ve known this person for years and even I don’t know if this is a joke or not.”
No.29462
>>29459Yeah, that lighting and camera angles don't do her any favors. Very annoying.
Bringing a fitting prop is fine, but holding it the whole time is odd. She could have just put it on an extra chair or the table or something.
No.29463
>>29458Hey, I've been busy using my day off to clean house… on a good note; I finally found my old purple Bailey shirt buried in the closet!
>>29459>>29461Did you think Jenny has been faking her 'tism this whole time?
>admitting that her persona is retarded baby?MY retarded baby!
No.29464
>>29463I honestly thought for a bit that the good majority of it was an act. But, she’s either getting worse or it’s honestly just her. Continued vegetarianism, being put on who knows what medication, and just the insanity of her social group and political views probably isn’t helping any of this.
No.29466
A lot of you people are incel retards. Jesus Christ, go outside once in a while.
No.29467
>>29466Jenny, calm down! You’re just getting old. You have to accept it.
No.29468
>>29467How original, I’m Jenny. Yeah good one. Morons.
No.29469
>>29468Bailey?! is that you? You know this place is bad for you.
No.29470
>>29466>>29468Bailey's back, awwww shit.
No.29471
>>29470Good lord. Idiots.
No.29472
>>29461> older Ellis video she showed a picture of Jenny in all of her Navi garbNow that is something I'd like to see.
>>29432Jenny's tweet about James Somerton landed on her reddit page, 500 upvotes and every comment is people asking what she's talking about.
Jennys still making shit up or conflating losing 3-4 patrons to a big dramatic thing.
No.29473
>>29459She's a big fan of Ryan's unsolved mysteries youtube series so that's probably how he got her on.
I'm just don't care enough to watch it all, anybody got time stamps for good parts?
No.29475
>>29465Hell yeah, saving this.
>>29471We love you, Bailey :3
No.29477
glad jennys having hobbies outside video production.
>>29459>having to drag a stuffed animal along with you everywhereits hard to say, she used to present as more mature, the "jenny persona" where shes an adult child crept up with her twitter popularity, i think its her version of "nerd with a collection of funkos"
but she has to go home to get her old stuffed animals, she doesnt have them with her so its definitely something shes leaning into.
she may have put on this false face for long enough that its genuinely who she is now, thats what happens to people.
No.29480
>>29459she looks cute in these pics… except for that fuckin adams apple out of nowhere! And it's all dented and shit, what the fuck? cartilaginous pez lookin-ass youtuber
No.29481
>>29480Yeah, her neck is always looked very weird to me.
No.29482
jenny from myspace angle
>>28988jenny from front on …
No.29483
>>29461>>29461There are some people on Reddit who criticize her as well. She needs to go to therapy. She's being such a perfectionist that she's afraid to do anything out of fear of messing up.
No.29484
Do you guys think Jenny will like these presents I got her?
>>29465Neat!
>>29479I like this picture. It could be Jenny playing with her/my/our son!
>>29480>>29481>>29482So picky!
No.29485
>>29484you arent really going to send her those are you?
No.29487
Anyone know what the winning ramble topic was?
>>29485No… there's no way to actually send things to her. I can't imagine how bad that kind of accessibility would stress her out.
No.29488
>>29487There was no December ramble vote, she just asked at the end of the November ramble if anyone wanted a Five Nights at Freddy's video and now she's "working on that" and 2023 will have gone by without a main video because she's past the point of no return for laziness.
No.29489
>>29488Jenny and Bailey or Lindsay streaming a scary game would be a nice and comfy December treat.
(Dall-e let me create a youtuber "in the style of" Jenny, but of course not Jenny herself. Despite multiple explicit requests to make her less skinny, Dall-e insists on famished skeleton streamer)
No.29490
>>29488I suppose technically it's the November ramble… you know which one I'm talking about, the next one!
>>29489Jenny should be streaming the new Avatar game which is out now. Also, I love the pic with ET behind her!
No.29491
>>29488>>29483She is really mentally screwed. Where is Sky in any of this, he can't pass her off on whoever he was seeing?
No.29492
>>29491Jenny doesn't have enough penis to satisfy one of Sky's exes
No.29494
>>29479theres alot of good side-view shots of her, its rare to see that
No.29497
i don't know if you guys went to college/uni but that type of thing where they let you do assignments at your own pace, it can be bad life. but you don't realize until you get a job that you don't have to take home, or have no job, what it feels like not to have something that you 'should be working on'. people take a time to 'relax first, so i feel like doing it' and will never work because there's no way to really forget that you're putting off some fucking thing that you owe to your future or owe to others. Jenny does these vacations and probably does forget by reminding herself 'who gives a shit who the fuck are these patron creeps anyway', but then there's going to be - i think - 90% of the days a time where she's not distracted enough and ends up picturing some innocent female patron who is going through a sad time just waiting for that jenny video she subbed for and often tentatively comments on jenny's twitter… 'barbie video..?'. Jenny probably has no idea what it's like to be properly relaxed due to feeling, knowing you don't owe anyone anything, you did your job, you have no debt to anyone, you are free of blame
No.29498
>>29497i dont know why she has to make 8 hour videos anyway, a pop culture video essay can be 5 minutes too. produce 12 at the start of the year and relax for 10 months.
No.29499
>>29498Honestly, she needs to make these 15 hour long videos to convince herself that she’s talented. She doesn’t like to admit that 85% of her audience are guys that only like her because she comes off like a retarded ugly/cute waifu that they just might have a chance with. This is also why she’s cultivated the remaining 15% of her Twitter crowd, which are just brainwashed sycophants who seal nod and clap to everything she does. If you look at those types, they’re actually really pathetic because they’re cowed into never asking her any kind of real questions or making any criticism. She’s enabled that by blocking and criticizing anyone at the slightest eyebrow raise. This is also why she’s erased Griffin from her life as he was the one that came up with the ideas for Twilight the musical and wrote the music and most of the scripts for FiW. You don’t exactly see her going around bragging about her and Bailey’s con artists and all of her pony past is mentioned as something singular she did or a couple friends MAY have helped. I was hoping since Ellis had a baby, she might stop wanting to be like her. But it does seem that she has settled into “dumb baby” that can barely make any videos. This is the grift now; feel sorry for the dopey girl as she can barely do anything.
No.29500
Youtube essayist/documentarians (disregarding no-effort wikipedia readers, GPTsloppers, plagiarizers) follow a predictable path.
After growing success with 5-10 minute videos, their videos will bloat to hours long, and become very infrequent. Then a fork. Either their uploads drop to embarrassing lengths, or it triggers "the project".
"The project" is when a youtuber decides they need to build something like a studio. Converting a room in their house, a basement, or a rented space.
All their time and energy will go into the "the project". The only videos will be project updates, and promises of bountiful wonderful future videos, but no channel ever returns from "the project".
No.29501
>>29500With Jenny, my guess will be the former. The girl can’t hang up a towel bar, she certainly isn’t capable or interested in a “project.”
No.29502
>>29496You deserve MY wife walking down the aisle at OUR wedding!? I don't think so, Anon…
>>29500Jenny was terrified of leaking pics of her house when showing off her junk on a ramble years ago, there's no way in hell she's gonna invite her fans into anywhere she goes for any "project". She's way too paranoid and doesn't like the male half of her fans enough to do something like that.
No.29503
>>29500>>29499even more zoomed out than the essayist trajectory is the fact that on youtube there's like types of content waves where fads come and someone becomes a very highly regarded "draw-my-lifer" or whatever, and then that genre just gets moved on from by the entire audience and people laugh at how this ridiculous thing was ever a thing. So Jenny does video essays because to her that's like a fortunate niche that means her job is something that adult-babygirl does but also is like 'defensible' to a normal person who works a real job. because you can say you're a writer/presenter. 'it's like uh, journalism'. or like being a film critic or something. culture commentator (never mind the fact that the person commentating on culture sucks their thumb and pees their bed on purpose). But yeah video essays may not even last. It may die and become cringe. Like vlogs, are vloggers even a thing anymore? That you'd think would be perennial but sounds so 2010s to say vlog
No.29505
>>29504Don't be ignorant anon, that's a traditional Chanukah outfit, she's just dressing for the season!
No.29507
>>29506She does look like this
No.29508
>>29507Maybe not so much in the smiling and smooth-skinned department. Settle down and get those kids with that husband, Jen. Clock's ticking.
No.29509
>>29506>>29507>>29508When I am bored and there are no posts here for two days, I get annoyed (with Jenny's lack of activity, mostly).
But if the alternative are frogs and this kind of bullshit, I prefer silence.
No.29510
>>29509Well when her highness chooses to leave the barrel empty there's no choice but to scrape it.
No.29513
>>29511a while ago, I fell into this redheaded siren's trap when she started doing pin board plot summaries (after the VPD video).
She is infuriatingly wholesome, another pale, prude Californian who does not show much of herself on camera. She talks about very uninteresting books, but I could listen to her for hours. And have.
No.29514
so you guys are actually weepy widdle thumb-suckers who want coo-coo snuffles in your ears to go to sleep. to me the fascination of jenny is that she's got a dark heart. there's a drop of poison in her.
No.29515
>>29514Um sweetie, dark heart? Okay incel. It's called being a girlboss? like omg smh
No.29516
i like how nobody's spare jenny is sarah z or anyone else trying to be like jenny. serves them right
No.29517
>>29516I've tried to watch Sarah Z and Maggie Mae Fish, but they are unbearable. Hot, but unbearable.
No.29518
What about Ashley? Have we completely forgotten about her like Jen and Bailey did?
No.29519
>>29517>>29518Sarah is an airhead. She literally reads the verbal diarrhea of her writer and it shows. Her social media pics are nice, but her videos unbearably blatant.
What happened to Izzzyzzz? She was up in my recommendations for a while and her makeup gimmick and nasal voice are slightly annoying, but she had a nice bit of bite in her commentary. She completely dropped off, but I just saw she is still dropping videos regularly and is getting close to the 1m subs mark.
Who is Ashley? I have literally forgotten, if I ever knew. Did you mean Amanda?
As for Maggy Mae, I like her style, I like her sex positive feminist socials once in a while, but she has such shit takes. I wish she would talk about stuff I don't care about, but listening to her talk about movies I actually watched is, I agree, unbearable.
No.29521
>>29519>Did you mean Amanda?lmao oops yeah. Sorry Amanda.
No.29522
>>29520I like this, jenny always goes to these structured resorts, seeing jenny in the real world like a real person is grounding.
No.29524
>>29523Reaching levels of embarrassing now. Ellis really fucked her over.
No.29525
>>29523maybe she could put a chapter in there about those wildly popular songs made about fnaf like stay calm
No.29526
>>29525Can she resist doing a video on this subject without being a snarky bitch? Or is all this added research to make sure she doesn’t cross any of the lines here?
No.29527
>>29526>added researchIs this what we call padding for time?
No.29530
>>29525he's another one. threw away 14,000,000 views a month because he wanted to be taken seriously. atleast Jenny's neurosis isn't costing her money.
No.29532
those deepfakes are disgusting (the lighting etc) but someone should send max his one. pretend its a photo and he'll think for a second that it is because he has so many things he's done that he doesn't remember properly that are waiting to bite him
No.29534
>>29532>bailey's drunkposting again>>29533Morality? What is this, the 1800's? [laughs in rich girl]
No.29535
>>29533jenny did used to spend alot of time on tumblr.. and she did used to have a thing about creepypasta characters. pretty sad she didnt grow out of it
No.29536
>>29534>What is this, the 1800's?Where's Victorian Jenny been? Haven't heard from her in awhile.
No.29537
>>29535I am still disappointed she never did a reading of the Jeff The Killer sequel.
No.29538
>>29536>oh papa, it's terrible, look, the poors are stealing from that poor person medicinal shop<look away, child, don't let them know you see>oh i shan't papa, i shan't<oh no they see us, quickly, away to the carriage>but papa the help isn't quick enough to join us, they'll never make it!<LEAVE HIM AND RUN>oh and bailey's also a little slow, are we leaving her too?<who the bloody hell is bailey No.29539
>>29533What's this referencing?
No.29540
>>29539i assume the 2019 starwars plot
No.29541
>>29539>>295402015, akschully. Wokeness killed Han in TFA. When she falls in love with Kylo is unclear, probably first time they Force-videocalled each other and he was shirtless.
No.29543
>Jenny finally gets her ramble out todayTook long enough… anyway, did anyone say if she was going to be participating in the Defunctland charity stream this year? I don't follow any of those guys.
>>29538Love it!
No.29546
>>29543>Jenny finally gets her ramble out todayI thought we weren't getting one. Link?
No.29547
>>29545No, he is engaged and lives at the other end of the country.
No.29549
>>29547>he is engagedDoesn't mean much these days. Jenny is likely his side bitch that he flies out every couple months.
No.29551
>>29550she looks like she grew up in a trailer park and had several male residents do bad things to her
No.29553
>>29552jenny doesnt like it when people say "she knew what she was doing"
but how could she not?
No.29555
>>29554>There is no evidence they were ever friends >There is no evidence that they are actually friends [yes this is a second tweeter]wow there's like 10 faggots there confidently laying down misinformation. some one who has a twiX account should set them straight. we have a fuckin library
No.29556
>>29465Griffin is so hot. He looks so sexy and big next to tiny Jenny.