No.31852
I'm trying to sit through this ramble but I'm only six minutes in and it's already such a chore. Having to hear from a Californian about how racism works and how a movie should do racism better, it's so god damn draining.
No.31853
>>31851>The cost of owning catsI know but at least cats are living creatures who require daily care and feeding. Unlike for instance, a room full of stuffed animals
No.31854
>>31849Imagine the smell.
No.31855
>>31839She just uploaded a 4hr video not too long ago, she's not a machine!
>>31849Women can be horrible slobs too!
>>31852I have a few thoughts. First; she goes on about Balto for way too fucking long and winds up not saying much in the end (other than she finds slobbering sexy… which is
very weird). That could've been cut down dramatically. The overall topic I guess was weakly handled. Second; the end where she gets into YouTube and the sharing of her links. She needs to stop caring if they get shared, she has nearly 40k people supporting her! I honestly don't get why she's still so neurotic about that, not even half of her subs even watched it and years ago the percentage of viewers was even smaller. There's no point in getting upset over the few sharing those premium, unlisted links when most don't even bother watching them in the first place (clearly the rambles aren't the primary reason for all the support). It's not the "people on the internet" that have no chill, Jenny… it's you.
Overall, meh ramble. Jenny's still a weirdo, the low frame rate coupled with the 60fps output was a poor choice and the outfit wasn't very cute. The end.
No.31856
>>31853Fair enough. In the oddest of ways, Bailey does stand the better chance of finding a man. Jenny's autism and Ellis complex are huge barriers, Bailey issue only has to deal with her stand-offish victim complex and stop listening to her scam-artist psychiatrist.
>>31855>She just uploaded a 4hr video not too long ago, she's not a machine!Three months ago. Three months. And she promised that she was going to making smaller videos for the main channel at a quicker pace. She's a LIAR.
>sharing linkslol Bailey's totally lurking here and telling her every time a Patreon is posted what a little dork
No.31857
>>31856youtube has an info page for your video that compactly tells you every single place someone clicked to your video from, like
>[70% 700] yt reccomended bar>[10% 100] yt homepage>[5% 50] fur affinity forum>[4% 40] content.Discord/beastieslair>[3% 30] onion.tor.beasty>[2% 20] boards.4chan.org>[<1% 3] badcars.4.life>[<1% 1] etc>[<1% 1] etcThat's why i copy paste links here to my address bar, out of respect for not reminding her of us, but you guys probably don't do that huh
No.31858
>>31857Majority fur-fag boards. Those people just love her to death, but we’re the concern…
No.31859
>>31857>onion.tor.beastyUhh.. hmm…
No.31860
>>31857Mostly doing this, but not all the time. Guess I need to pay more attention.
Did you guys catch the hint she dropped pretty early on for a video she wants to start and abandon on the "short video" pile? Will she cancel it immediately if we speculate here and happen to guess it?
No.31861
Is it just me or does Jenny seem like she's not putting much effort into this ramble?
It's over, retirement coming soon….
No.31862
>>31832We really need to normalize nudity or near-nudity of women in private spaces. There's just no reason for women to cover themselves when alone or with trusted people. Clothing should only be an outdoor & public space thing for women.
No.31864
>>31863The golden age is long since gone, brother. She could fix it by uploading on her main channel like she promised but instead it's more of the same gradual decline.
No.31865
>>31863She really wore bikini bottoms with a skirt at a waterpark?
Jenny probably has had sex but has never sucked a dick.
No.31866
>>31865There are plenty of shy women who are actually sex fiends, and deceptively more whorish than their louder and more publicly outrageous friends. This kind of speculation is retarded.
I think it makes more sense to conjecture that Jenny has some strict ground rules about sex (no anal, no choking, no doggy because that makes me feel bad, etc.)
No.31868
>>31867>The couple reportedly rode the Haunted Mansion ride nearly 1,000 times. They ate at the private club 80 times a year. Annual dues to Club 33 are $31,500. Adding in travel and hotels, they said they spent around $125,000 a year to enjoy all its amenities. They spent nearly a decade on the waiting list for the private club in the first place.Some people’s brains really need to be studied. Actually, I’m terrified that Disney or some other company will work out the psychology that makes people like this and weaponize it.
No.31870
>>31867>>31869The absolute state of modernity. Could you imagine if Disney got tired of Jenny's shit and banned her from all Disney grounds?
No.31872
Happy Jenny's Birthday to us all!
No.31873
>>31871>elephant armsshe's already starting the middle aged spread
No.31875
>>31874JENNY NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN
JENNY NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN
No.31876
>>31874they cut the baby out? dad wanted to be in the photo so bad he cut the baby out.
No.31878
Happy Birthday, Jen. Clock's ticking.
No.31879
>>31878She should be culled for being childless.
No.31880
>>31879There's still time, bro. She still has a chance.
No.31882
>>31881This is at Thanksgiving Point in Utah, so Jenyy wanted to spend her birthday visiting Kate and presumably paying for Kirsten (and probably David) to fly there too. Kinda weird. No Bailey in sight though, at least that much is normal.
No.31883
>>31879Insane… I'll gladly take her off everyone's hands!
>>31881Nice to see her enjoying herself. She's gotten so quiet around her birthday over the past couple of years I was starting to think she didn't like that yearly reminder. She's a real Club 33 member now!
Strange that she spends so much time in Utah though… it's like going to North Dakota; there's just nothing there of note. No.31884
>>31883>Strange that she spends so much time in Utah though… it's like going to North Dakota; there's just nothing there of note.What is of note in Utah is her girlfriend Kate.
No.31885
>>31881>do not climb on exhibitthey put that up for jenny
No.31888
>>31887Jenny is a millionaire starlet living the high-life as an LA party girl, Bailey is an old cat-lady. One has way more time than the other!
No.31889
>>31888>Jenny is a millionaire starlet living the high-life as an LA party girlPictured here, LA Party Girl Jenny's actual party. In Utah.
Guys I know we all live in hope here but I think it's time we drop the cope and start acknowledging the awful truth staring us in the face: You don't fly from LA to bumfuck Utah so someone who is just a friend can throw you a small birthday party. Jenny does not play on our team, it would explain so much
No.31890
>>31889To add to this, it's really weird that Sky didn't go on the trip as well since she has been part of all the group's trips (she was streaming last night). Kirsten is there, and usually, her boyfriend David goes on all the trips with her, so it seems like this was a couples retreat.
No.31891
>>31890bb kate is engaged to kylo ren
jenny nicholson is secretly engaged too actually, to kylo ren
No.31894
Is Jenny actually bisexual or am I just being memed? Or is the joke that she’s so sexless that she could be either, since she’s no going to put out a boyfriend or a girlfriend either way.
No.31895
>>31894She's totally never even kissed a man.
No.31897
>>31896Jenny was imagining one of us while she swung that bat, wasn't she?
No.31898
>>31896>Jenny eating habitsIs she going to balloon in weight as soon as the rapid metabolism wears off in middle age?
>sugary cocktails>theme park junk foot>treatsEtc.
No.31899
>>31889I've been "joking" and saying she was gay for years, in fact, at one point (I think when Kat was living with her), I was wondering why she didn't just come out. She has almost no straight friends, there's that hardcore, deep-seated misandry and being gay/bi in LA is
very trendy these days (see: Bailey).
Honestly, if she really was gay though I'm almost certain she would say. Those are free points on social media.
>>31896You swing like a girl, Jenny!
No.31901
>>31899I think there are obvious reasons she might not come out if she were gay/bi, and it's the same reason she wouldn't say she's in a relationship even if it's with a dude. Lots of lost pay pig bucks if the illusion of the girlfriend simulator is broken.
I do think Kate being Jenny's girlfriend is a real possibility, but the biggest argument against it if it were true is why hasn't Jenny moved Kate out to LA to live with her if they were together. She could easily afford to pay for Kate's living expenses, and I think its a think in lesbian relationships to move in together quickly. Kate and Jenny went to evermore for the first time over 3 years ago, so why not move in together yet? Its the biggest reason I have doubt about this being real, even if its funny to meme about.
No.31903
>>31901>girlfriend simulatorThat kinda ended with her getting off her bed. Now she has her "streamer, but not" desk setup, which is incredibly boring and lame. There's so little "personality" for her to actually impart on that frame. Aaanyway… I don't know if an SO reveal would damage her image enough to put a dent in her earnings with that 50/50 split she's has in her fans/demo, but it would certainly destroy her "World's Dumbest Baby" image for good.
<Regular Sex/Girlfriend JennyCan that even be cute? What the hell would we all even be watching at that point!?