No.34168
>last thread hit 500 out of nowherehere's the link to the new ramble again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4SrpOSNbBYAlso, new vote shaping up.
>>34167Talk to me like I'm a retard and explain what Ellis would be "cancelled" for.
No.34169
>>34168black person was kissed by ellis's friend, black person didnt want to be kissed
black person cried
ellis and friends called her a slut who was asking for it
pretty similar to what happened with jewario molesting brad jone's wife.
No.34170
>>34159Umm, Jenny legitimately thought she was going to get kidnapped the last time she was there. Why would she go back to such an unsafe event?
>>34165Thanks! Pretty meh ramble overall though.
>more videos on her second channelSure Jenny… sure.
>>34166>Secret Cheerleader JennyDeepest lore.
No.34171
>>34167why was it deleted?
No.34172
>>34171every new thread deletes an old one, i saved a few but theres like 13 i didnt.
No.34173
>>34172Seems like a stupid system.
No.34174
>>34173Weep not for the memories.
No.34177
>>34175yeah, i dont know of they were still married at the time though
>>34176jenny was a special little girl.
No.34178
Don’t care about this ramble topic at all…who am I kidding I’ll still watch it
No.34181
>>34180I will second this, bed videos were max comfy.
No.34182
>>34180Yeah the shift really marks the point where she stopped making videos because it was fun and started making videos because if was her job. That's why we can't have short videos or silly videos anymore because all she cares about now is what the Almighty Algorithm is going to think
No.34183
>>34179Just finished it and in the end she talks about starting a second channel because it's all the rage among Youtubers now. When "quality creep" causes them to not be able to do the videos they used to make they make a second channel for it cause it's less pressure. Will she do it? I guess we'll see!
No.34184
>>34182Never forget, Ellis did this.
>>34183>>34170>second channelShe already has one of those, is she looking to make a second second channel? What the fuck for? I haven't seen the ramble yet I'm just ready to be angry.
No.34185
>>34183>Will she do it?If she wanted to make videos for a second channel, there's never been anything stopping her. She has all the free time in the world and never a day in her life ever had to worry about earning money, a boyfriend or children eating into it. That second channel talk was just another "YouTuber out loud thought" about what she thinks would be cool for her "
brand" to do (make videos)… but she has no intention of actually doing that!
No.34186
>>34185>>34183No way. She will not release anything for free that could be monetized content.
No.34187
>>34184>She already has one of thoseand a tiktok
No.34188
Finally watched it.
>barbie video is totally out in july, maybe?
>a second channel would mean i'd be pressured to make content again
>tee hee donkey kong hat dance bye can't wait to tell you again in a month that i'm still working on the same video teehee
I swear to god, this broad. I instantly forgot about what happened during the rest of the video.
No.34189
>>34185Where the hell do I go to buy an android Jenny?
No.34190
>>34179>>34188She is talking about eggs again!
Also, bold move to pitch a theme park section that excludes arachnophobes and trypophobes. That's just inviting a anti-ableist mob to sic the ADA lawyers on you.
No.34192
>>34191I'll hand it to Sarah, her content isn't nearly as good as Jenny's but those tits are incredible
No.34193
>>34192Sarah doesn't have any bite to her. She's not snarky.
Even in her videos that clearly portray things as bad (i.e. Dashcon) she just seems amused by everything.
In Jenny's Star Wars video, she seems genuinely pissed off at Disney for ripping off paying customers. And the obstructed view issue was clearly a personal vendetta. This makes the video much more interesting.
Sarah is just too pleasant and cheerful of a person for the types of videos she tries to make.
That's not a bad thing. There's a reason that of the girls this site simps over, she's the only one who's happily married.
No.34194
>>34193I like Jenny’s videos because she tries to have a personal connection to the topics she talks about. Starcruiser, Evermore, and Bronycon were all things Jenny experienced firsthand. Even when she’s reacting to a piece of media like Land Before Time or Vampire Diaries it’s something she has a history with.
The few Sarah Z videos I’ve seen feel more like someone reading off a Wikipedia entry for something they were slightly adjacent to.
No.34195
>>34189I think you can preorder them wherever Dovebots are sold.
>>34191While Jenny has a nice body, the real draw is that adorkable personality of hers. It's way too pure for this God forsaken world.
No.34196
>>34193>no snark, too pleasantthat is not her fault, she is Canadian. can't help that.
>happily marriedEllis is married too,that means nothing
>>34194>no connectionbecause she does not write them. remember her "pay for me to move to canada, I need political transylum"-friend? that is the writer.
No.34197
Sarah seems so kind and sweet and she will be beautiful for many years to come
No.34198
>>34196>Ellis is married too,that means nothingEllis has 2 kids so you can hate her but at least she's done her part to preserve the white race.
No.34199
>>34198Yes and despite having 2 kids she still manages to put out videos more regularly than Jenny does while also writing books. Seriously Jenny, what is your excuse??
No.34201
>>34200Shadowheart cosplay?
No.34202
>>34200I would let her shadow my heart if you know what I mean
No.34203
>>34202I'd Mage Hand her Hadar's Hunger.
No.34205
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Here's Bailey's episode of "Um, Actually…". I didn't watch it because the show itself looks horrid, but feel free to enjoy!
>>34199Jenny maintains a very high level of cuteness, so she can't let herself go like Lindsay… who probably doesn't even raise her kids anyway.
No.34207
>>34205even the pronouns part annoys me. not gonna watch it, sorry Bailes.
No.34208
>>34204I wonder if she took Mike.
>>34205The frick am I supposed to do with that string of letters?
No.34209
>>34205It sucks that Bailey and Emma had to share the episode with a fat black woman. They suck all the air out of every room they're in (not to mention she probably ate half the catering table).
No.34210
>>34208>The frick am I supposed to do with that string of letters?Either use JDownloader 2 or take the string over to base64 (Google it) and decode it.
>>34209They needed someone with personality!
No.34212
Bailey is back on the dating apps so any badcars who want to shoot their shot, this is your chance!
https://x.com/baileymeyers/status/1941787784324567287 No.34215
>>34212She should use this as her profile pic. Use the assets!
I'd look for her on there myself, but I don't live in L.A. - thank goodness.
No.34216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmznD1pMzQi think this one is aping jennys mannerisms. maybe thats just how women talk though idk.
No.34219
>>34212How can turn that into dating Jenny instead?
>>34218>it goes with everythingYou just know Jenny said that without a single ounce of irony.
No.34220
>>34219>How can turn that into dating Jenny instead?Oh you simply cannot. To date Jenny you have to fill in the application form and mail it to Lindsay Ellis. If your info checks out and the essay portion impresses then you move on to the interview round where you will be talking to a tribunal of Jenny's 3 best friends and that includes Bailey. If you pissed her off in the process she's definitely going to sink your application and you're never going to move on to round 3, the meet and greet with Jenny
No.34221
>>34219>How can turn that into dating Jenny instead?take a picture of yourself wearing a prosthetic silicon 12 inch cock and send it to jenny from baily's phone, be like "oops wrong number, please delete this" as if bailey made a mistake.
then, jenny will try to steal you from her.
No.34222
>>34221no chance, unless that plastic cock is yellow and Donkey Kong branded
No.34223
>>34220Man, why do the cute girls always have so much defense..? They really need to rebalance that in the next patch.
>>34221>jenny will try to steal you from her.She recently came out as saying she really doesn't like/respect cheaters, so the chances of that happening are basically zero.
No.34226
I still haven’t watched the new ramble and don’t feel any temptation to do so. Proud of myself!!
No.34228
>>34227I'm mostly just impressed you didn't break from the rave outfit she wore a few days back.
No.34232
>>34230>Somebody please put a baby in her.It is my life's goal
No.34234
>>34230Bailey will date anything except her #1 fan (me)
No.34235
Contrapoints getting lots of hate on Twitter, hope Jenny scoops up all of her viewers!
No.34237
>>34236Damn, just got back from France and now working on Japan? We're never seeing another main channel video ever again, are we?
No.34238
>>34236Poor Jenny… life decides to pick on her way too often. Anyway, I always figured her regular two week vacation time was never going to be enough for her Japan trip. The horrific queue system at the World's Fair and Tokyo Disney being crowded as fuck since the social media boom are going to push her tolerance of waiting in lines to the very limit. Spreading all that stuff out over a longer period is about the only way to do everything and not spend 8hrs a day in some line.
>>34237It's probably why she's pushing for this month to finish the Barbie video, because if she misses that deadline she's basically tied up until next year.
No.34239
>>34235What's the scoop? Did the tranny molest a kid or something?
No.34240
>>34239Worse! Wrote a reddit post that was kinda pro Israel!
No.34241
>>34240Oh my stars, she didn't like current thing?! Deport! Deport now!
No.34242
all of Jenny’s friends are expected to be politically outspoken about everything and have the right opinions about everything but everyone knows Jenny’s so devoted to her special interests that she’s never under any pressure whatsoever to talk about anything but baby stuff. If this was an intentional strategy at all she’d be so smart
No.34243
>>34240This should serve as a warning to Jenny about the company she keeps; if the tranny queen can fail a purity test, there's no hope for her if she accidentally sticks her cute foot in her mouth someday. It's Russian roulette with a bullet in every chamber, there's simply no winning with those people.
No.34244
>>34243"Russian roulette"?!? Stop trivializing the suffering of the Ukraininan people who are victims of Russia's murderous war of aggression!!!
…is something you might read in a more triggered happy forum.
No.34247
>>34246now that it's over you might as well show us your post so we can laugh at how you thought you were slick
No.34248
>>34246Realistically, it's not just "one" criticism Jenny is receiving on any given day, but probably dozens to millions!
I have a hard time believing she even manages her socials these days, I know she's cheap as hell, but she's also so lazy I could see her paying to make dealing with 40k+ paying customers a month to away.
>>34247Following known chuds could've also done it
No.34250
>>34246>All it takes is one criticism and this bitch loses itat least she only blocked you, shes done worse.
No.34256
>>34253I have been self-employed before. People really overstate how much extra work it adds. Just keep track of expenses and income over the year in a Google sheet and Turbotax does the hard part for you.
No.34258
>>34255Cute top. I really need to get back into Bailey's content. Unlike some people, she actually tries.
No.34260
Maybe the Lois chick? She’s got big cans so maybe Bailey’s a little self-conscious
No.34261
>>34253>>34256Jenny is a cat on a leash when it comes to "adulting". You can't expect her to sort a million receipts and keep track of what expenses were work-related. That's too much!
>>34260It's most likely the youngest, prettiest girl in the cast.
No.34262
>>34253"filing your taxes is hard as a youtuber!"
you mean trying to scrooge out every little thing as a work expense is difficult.
"wheres my receipt for the airport parking lot, i need that 80$!!!"
No.34263
>>34259She has had beef with Rachel Brosnahan ever since she played a Jew on Marvelous Miss Maisel
No.34264
>>34255>nice skinI don't know. Need to see more to make sure.
>>34256Everyone's experience is different you chud!!11!
>>34262I wonder how much of her trips that result in no videos or maybe the b-roll becomes a half-hearted ramble she actually claims to be work expenses.
>>34263rightfully so. that is also why everybody hates Ben Kingsley.
No.34266
I was a PA on a Ben Kingsley movie once he’s a fucking asshole
No.34268
>>34265Let's see Bailey's rebuttal to this.
No.34269
>>34268I'd love to see her butt, too.
No.34270
Ever since Bailey openly came out as bi I've suspected she has an unrequited crush on Jenny. It probably goes back all the way to when they were in school together.
I don't think Bailey is delusonal enough to think anything will come from it - Jenny is clearly not available to anyone, man or woman, but I imagine there's a part of Bailey that's posting these sexier pictures lately for her oldest, most forbidden love. She may not even realize she's doing it, not consciously anyway.
No.34271
>>34270The more I think about this the more reasonable it seems. The most skin Jenny has ever publicly shown was in a sketch video with Bailey…whose idea was that? Maybe a certain best friend who'd been dying to see more of Jenny for years at that point and suggested it, you know, casually, during planning.
Why did Bailey spend years in a clearly dead end relationship? Well…maybe she was hoping a certain someone would have a bisexual awakening. Instead Jenny seems to have discovered her *asexual* side. Not available to anyone.
A tragic unrequited love story has unfolded in front of us.
No.34272
>>34270>I've suspected she has an unrequited crush on JennyI felt the same after I found out there were more pics of Jenny on her Tumblr than of herself (in fact, her whole online life revolved around Jenny for a good chunk of the early years). It's also likely why she posted here; she wanted to fangirl about Jenny with like-minded obsessive fans.
Can't say I blame her, Jenny is fucking ad*rable!
No.34273
>>34272>Jenny is fucking ad*rable!Like ten or fifteen years ago, maybe.
No.34275
They’re making a “live action” my little ponies movie and jenny hasn’t reacted on Twitter yet, hope she’s okay!!
No.34276
>>34274no hold on now, what's going on here? I thought this was one of our AI gennies and I was going to say you need to fix the teeth. That was what I assumed because it looks it's trained on old pics of her since, i mean her face is an actual child's face in it, an 8-year old face. 12 max. But you're trying to claim that this is how she looks right now? That this is a current pic? She also looks suspiciously artefacty, like when you upscale an old tumblr pic with remini or whatever, that app that draws a more detailed face on?
No.34277
>>34274highschool jenny was peak because she didnt try too hard with the grooming. natural eyebrows, natural eyelashes, natural skin, natural forehead. like a whole different girl.
>>34276most pics get run through ai automatically nowdays, idk how far phones take it so it might be half fake.
No.34278
>>34276Japanese snail cream is a hell of a drug.
No.34279
>>34276>what's going on here?I ran it through Gigapixel AI using their "Recovery" mode at 2x with no "Face Detection", cropped it to 2:3 for tighter composition, sharpened gently (two ultra-light passes) and layered a bit of photographic "Fujifilm" noise over it to soften the smooth, upscaled look a bit. You know, a quick edit. The PNG was nearly 8MB, so there's also some extra compression in there.
iPhones (like her sister uses) take heavily filtered, completely ass photos though, so I don't know what happened to it before I fiddled with it. Maybe it decided Jenny was younger and altered her "appropriately".
>>34277>Natural JennyEh, I kinda gotten used to "Rich Girl Jenny" that takes care of herself now… you never know though, Jenny might one day regress to her greasy NEET form!
No.34280
>>34279well i'm only speaking for myself here but I don't want to be tripped up by unacknowledged subliminal under-the-radar ai alterations to her images, thanks
No.34281
>>34280>>34279Problem is that people don't even take "real" pictures anymore. The picture is from the Germany trip so, oh boy, 2 years already?
People get to choose filters on their phones, plus I am fairly sure the builtin apps do their own automagical enhancements. I remember there was a thing a few years ago when Samsung was promoting the camera quality of their new galaxy phone version and had to confess there was some hidden AI upscaling going on when people took pictures of the moon and realized that the surface features did not add up.
No.34282
>>34281>apps do their own automagical enhancementsthat's what i tried to explain to bailey. but anyway yeah its fine, i dunno. It just triggered me because the context was you using the pic to argue she is 'still cute' - I was like 'you can't evidence that with that' as if it was like a real argument that mattered lmao.
No.34283
>>34271Imagine how high her hopes were when she was out partying with Jenny in her sexy Harley Quinn costume, first rescuing her from the lecherous men in that party, then the adventurous escape to that "secret" party, dancing and drinking… but alas, to no happy end.
Maybe some AI wizard can take a few pictures of them together and rum them through one of these "turn this photo into a video of them kissing"-filters.
No.34284
>>34282different car, but I see your point.
No.34289
>>34286Maggy Mae Fish cameo!
No.34295
>>34275>>34294Why won't bronies just die. It's been like twenty years since the show.
No.34296
>>34294what was that stupid franchise internet femoids gaslit hollywood into thinking they needed a "nostalgia movie" on?
I had to look it up "gem and the holograms"
>The "Jem and the Holograms" movie released in 2015 was a box office flop, grossing only $2.3 million worldwide I feel like jennys idea for a gen 1 mlp throwback is in the same realm.
No.34297
>>34295Bronies don’t die; they just get arrested for being pedophiles.
No.34299
>>34296I think GEM coasted on its opening theme song much like M.A.S.K. because the cartoons themselves for those are pretty terrible compared to their OP themes.
>gen 1 mlp throwbackAs a fan/collector Jenny should know better than anyone that the original stuff was never all that coveted. The S1 cartoon is also pretty rough story-wise as it's mostly nonsense. You can't make a live-action movie about them dealing with giant bees, helping swans and shit, the world is far too cynical and movies way too expensive now for a G1-style story line to legitimately work.
No.34300
>>34299Obviously the big issue is that mlp is a TOY line. The show was made to sell TOYS. It doesn't have soul, it has a storyboard made by committee to sells TOYS to CHILDREN. People like Jenny and bronies are too developmentally challenged to not be pulled by the nose by corpo fuckers.
No.34303
>>34300Why do people on this board hate Jenny? Why not go to a forum for something you like?
No.34305
>>34300>made by committee to sells TOYS to CHILDRENThat was the golden age of cartoons!
>>34304I'm "Involuntary Jennyless"… or "InJen"… which sounds way worse!
No.34306
>>34303I love Jenny when she isn't being a massive cunt. Unfortunately that's all she is anymore. Ellis fucked her up for everyone and now all that's left is some entitled Cali girl that hasn't put out a video for over a year. Whenever she wants to stop being a cunt, I'll be here for it. Until then, I'll be here being miserable.
No.34307
>>34300>>34305All the cartoon shows were made to sell toys, that does not mean you cannot make a good movie out of it. Barbie was supposedly rather good (didn't get around so watching it yet), the original TMNT movie was great (sequels were not as good, but still had soul). Bay's Transformers and TMNT reboot were not for me, but made shit tons of money, so enough people liked it (not gonna comment on quality).
But anything "live action" with that kind of stuff is 75%+ CGI, so it needs a high investment that the company wants to pay off. And that is really a marketing gamble these days.
No.34308
>>34303im only here to talk about lindsay other forums would call me a stalker :(
No.34309
>>34308Lindsay Ellis or Lindsay Nicholson? As the saying goes, you don't have to be a stalker to hang out here, but it helps!
No.34310
>>34303>>34250jenny always says that on twitter to people in the replies,
yet she also makes 5 videos attacking the evermore man.
No.34311
>>34309nicholson. i personally think lindsay ellis is gross.
No.34312
>>34308You should post about her more often. I like hearing the news/insight of fans of e-celebs from the greater Jennysphere… just like that single, solitary person that likes Bailey for some god awful reason.
No.34316
>>34313>Sarah Z comes from moneyYeah they're loaded, I believe she has dual citizenship in Austria. Not sure if her dad is a diplomat or just a wealthy business guy but she's bragged about traveling to over 20 countries by the time she was 20 or so. Her husband is the son of a Baptist preacher I believe? Not really a great source of wealth
>>34312>single, solitary person that likes BaileyHey now! There are at least 2 of us!
No.34318
>>34313I usually hate that comment, but in this case it is fitting.. Imagine the smell!
>>34316>we are twoAnd my axe! She can get my axe, too. If you know what I mean.
No.34319
>>34315* Shudder
Really a shame that Jenny gets most of her crap annoying attitude from this person. I can’t wait till it commits suicide.
No.34320
>>34319don't place all of the blame on her, jenny prob learned her attitude from a bunch of places.
she can't kill herself who else am i gonna fond over? i will be lost in life without my favorite tranny!!!
No.34322
>>34321>tee hee i'm such a big deal despite my dead channel and scamming my patreon fans!>>34316>>34318Bailey bros, our time is now!
No.34324
>>34321Poor Jenny… her life is so hard. Why does God always make her suffer through these impossible struggles day in and day out?
>>34323>friend taking care of that guy's dogThat's how you know it wasn't Jenny, she would never take care of an animal! What a relief!
No.34325
We know Jenny doesn't have a bf because you know how celebs only date other celebs - that same frame of mind that makes it absurd to date someone not famous like you hits ecelebs too. They only can date other ecelebs. And hilariously all male ecelebs that aren't politically abhorrent to her are a kid groomers (and jenny knows this). So Jenny can not have a bf.
No.34326
>>34323What the fuck are these tweets!? if the gf is ok with him not splitting then why would bailey force him to? is this normal in roommate culture or does she have advanced level autism?
No.34327
So he’s a dog lover and he’s also resourceful enough not to pay any rent while living with two babes? Bailey should have stolen him!
No.34328
>>34326If someone's bf/gf wants to move into my space they sure as shit better pay their fair share, I ain't made of money
No.34329
>>34323when bailey moved to la.. i don't recall a room mate. that would have been aksys era right?
No.34330
>>34329Even earlier, this would have been 2014-2015
No.34331
>>34323What I find so interesting is that Bailey revolves her story around the fact that this guy wasn't paying his share of the rent, and that she left for that reason…but then progressively reveals that she hated this guy's guts for reasons unrelated to the rent situation.
It's like she's saying "this guy was a psycho, tried to drive a wedge between me and my friend, didn't like me - but I would have tolerated living with him if I'd been paying 1/3rd of the rent instead of half."
Bailey… honey… value yourself a little more. Just say you moved out because he was an asshole - make the rent situation one of the reasons you hated him, not *the* reason you moved out.
No.34332
>>34326I think she means they were splitting 50-50 before he moved in, and she continued to pay half while he was living there. Put from her POV she should only be paying 1/3rd after he moved in.
Honestly - I'm on her side. When you room with someone you're not just each paying for a bedroom, you're splitting the common areas. Adding a person means you're getting less use out of those common areas. Longer waits to shower some mornings, not able to use the kitchen as often as you used to, one more person to fight over the TV remote with, etc.
Plus, living with a couple can be super annoying - having to overhear their fights. Having to overhear them fucking. Plus, if there's a member of the opposite sex around all the time, then some benefits of having same-sex roommates - i.e. not having to worry about wearing pants all the time - go out the window.
Although splitting by thirds isn't necessarily fair either. Assuming the rooms were the same size, Bailey *did* have more room exclusively to herself than either of them.
This exact situation has ruined an untold number of young adult friendships - people get super mad about it. It doesn't help that the single person in the equation is often bitter about being single, but refuses to admit it, making coming to a rational compromise very challenging.
No.34334
>>34333i like the first pic, i hope clone jenny posts more like that, maybe something more erotic.
No.34335
>>34331>psycho, manipulative, cheapShe was jealous and wanted him for herself. Her taste in men is horrid.
>>34332Sure, that calculation has to be done on a per case basis. If there is a lot of common room, utility costs, etc. I had a roommate's partner move in, but ofc he was unemployed, so I agreed to keep it 50/50 for now and… suffice to say I moved out a few months later.
No.34336
What are the odds the Barbie video still happens this month? Just over a week to go!
No.34337
>>34336She probably spent the entire day today obsessing over Edaville, so I'd say pretty slim. 75% chance that's a 2026 video now.
No.34340
It would maybe be a conflict of interest but could Jenny edit her Barbie video and star in Barbie 2 at the same time? That will probably get announced any day now and she is so much more beautiful and talented than Margot Robbie
No.34342
Checked in on Patreon. The ramble this month is going to be "Jenny ranks her favorite extinct Disneyland rides — & imagines how Disney would mess them up today" with 949 votes. Second place was "Tier list of how well Jenny would do fighting against famous horror-movie icons (with prep time)" wtith 809, and third place was "Jenny reads questionable summer romance fan fic" with 755.
No.34344
How fucking weird is it to see Bailey "DON'T TALK TO MY FRIEND" Meyers defending that Pascal actor who is openly sexually assaulting women? Is it because he's "hot"? Californians are fucking weird.
>>34343This is great and all but when are we going to start seeing AI Jenny reviews?
No.34345
>>34344>openly sexually assaulting womenThe consent understander has logged on
No.34346
>>34345Bailey, please. You don't get to pick and choose when something is and isn't sexual assault. Groping women is not some wacky tick.
No.34347
Pedro pascal is an old gay man having fun with his gal pals. Jenny should try to find someone like that.
No.34351
>>34348Yep. These fucking losers keep telling on themselves by tarding out at the sight of an attractive guy being able to touch women because women feel safe around him
No.34352
>>34343This is lewder than the stuff in the Deepfake thread…
>>34344>AI Jenny reviewsVoice cloning is still extremely protected (for obvious reasons), so there's no decent way to do it via open source yet.
>>34348You know, if this guy
anxiously finger banging his female costars in public causes him to be in less movies, then I'm all for the faux outrage.
No.34353
If it's not creepy for Pascal to act out in public, then why did Max get so much flak despite literally doing nothing wrong? Max is a cool guy. He's not bad looking. Dude made some decent movies. Beloved by all until #MeToo.
No.34354
>>34353Are you really that dumb?
No.34355
>>34353Max was not beloved by all. He's an antisocial, probably autistic, weirdo, that lots of wannabes attached themselves to because they thought being friends with him would help them get careers in the industry.
Max was just too autistic to realise that his hangers on were just hangers on and that girls weren't trying to fuck him for his good looks and winning personality.
When all those girls realised that they fucked him for nothing they hung him out to dry. Then all of his fake friends go "I never liked him really, look at what a good person I am. His dad is a murderer."
Max is kind of just a sad story of how being a nepo baby can go wrong when you're a massive weirdo. But he's still incredibly rich so it's not that sad.
Pedro Pascal is a gay, attractive actor that women feel comfortable around because he's non threatening. He's a gay BFF.
No.34356
>>34352>This is lewder than the stuff in the Deepfake thread…I know right? She seems to hate showing her feet more than anything else
No.34357
>>34356I remember watching the Goosedrunks video she did with Bailey and someone in the comments mentioned how she had to hide her feet because people were "hunting those hooves" and that phrase has lived rent free in my head ever since
No.34360
>>34357>hunting those hoovesWell, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You know, when you're feeling down about yourself and it feels like nothing will ever get better, you can always proudly raise your head high and proclaim; "At least I'm not a Brony!" Because Jesus Christ, those are some disgusting fucking weirdos…
No.34362
>>34353hey max, whats up?
>>34357her feet are something to look at for sure
No.34364
>>34357footfags are a curse of the internet. not just because they are into feet, but because they are obsessed and cannot shut the fuck up about it. the main problem of the internet is giving freaks the impression that they are not alone and that it is okay to be like that.
No.34365
Almost time for a new ramble! I’m sure this will be her best one yet :) and definitely won’t be late :D
No.34367
>>34366A nice copypasta review would not be too bad (I have no idea about modern creepypastas though) and some nice vacation videos from France could be pleasant. At least we'd have a chance to get some footage of Jenny in the wild and not just sitting down.
No.34370
>>34368why is she trying so hard to be a latina YOU"RE WHITE!
No.34371
>>34368nice gut crinkles. still, she looks much better than usual. she started to learn posing and maybe even how to do makeup
No.34372
>>34368What's her new gig? Distracting assistant to a magician? Set hand for the kind of movie that is produced in the valley?
No.34373
>>34372>What's her new gig? Associate producer and host at Becca Scott's company The Good Time Society. Which is a nerd media site that focuses on tabletop games and not a massage parlor that gives happy endings as the name might lead you to believe
No.34374
>>34366Imagine if that FiW topic wins. Now that's gonna be awkward for her to talk about seeing as she cut the other half of that team out of her life.
>>34367I've always wanted that music one to win (which has been there since I was a sub years ago). Would be a fun bit of insight into Jenny's personality; how she uses it (to relax or focus, etc) and which are her favorite genres (it can't just be Sonic music).
>>34368Bailey
WAS right about her feet… ew!
No.34375
>>34374>Bailey's feetBro she warned you! She begged you not to look at her feet, you only have yourself to blame!
No.34376
Bailey I think you have cute little toes!
No.34378
Well, Jen… you're running out of July with both a Ramble and a Barbie video "due", you gonna try to upload at least one today?
>>34375I'll heed her warnings more closely next time!
>>34377Would kiss goodnight!
No.34379
>>34378thats a cute jenny.
No.34380
>>34378>Ramble and a Barbie video "duelmao as if that entitled princess cunt would ever release two videos on a single day.
No.34381
>>34295Bronies don't die, they just get converted into furries who occasionally still indulge in ponyshit
No.34382
>>34299>the world is far too cynical and movies way too expensive now for a G1-style story line to legitimately workYeah, I feel like the only way to make anything resembling an old gen-based Pony movie in current year would be to make it an irony poisoned, thematically confused mess. I miss when the west was still capable of making unapologetically girly media.
No.34383
>>34366Looks like the internet horror topic is winning
Should give Jenny plenty of opportunities to shit talk zoomers and gen alphers at least
No.34384
>>34380Well, she just put one out a little while ago (ramble). One down, one to go!
>>34382>unapologetically girly mediaWhat, you don't like any of the girlboss power fantasies they've jamming down everyone's throat the past decade or so?
No.34386
>>34385Barbie video?
Nope! Got 2 weeks into the month and dropped it for some other unspecified video supposedly to be ready in August. Lazy, lazy, lazy. She said she didn't want to get burned out. I've never had a problem with burnout when I don't do anything at all.
No.34388
>>34386Imagine having a crash out over having to make a Barbie video. Guess I’ll go back to one of my other three dozen side projects that are “almost” done. Then I’ll reward myself with another European vacation. The traumatizing life of being a a Jenny.
No.34391
>>34386>She said she didn't want to get burned outShe's already burned out. That Barbie video (which is a five year old project at this point!) is now a 2026 video at the earliest, if it ever gets finished. The promise of a new video is just to get people off her case until she heads out to Japan in a few weeks. If she does release it in August (doubtful), that buys her another year of two of claiming she's working on things before she's forced to scramble for another video.
It's clear she wants the gravy train to keep chugging along, but also no longer wants to put in the effort. Where does she go from here?
No.34392
>>34391The wall is only getting closer. She's pretty much missed her window for kids, her looks are going next.
No.34393
>>34392> The wall is only getting closer.In reality it's already passed. Makeup is insanely good at marking the earlier signs of of aging. I recently saw a pic of Ginny Di without makeup and she looked 15 years older. Jenny wears *loads* of makeup, we have no idea what she really looks like.
Of course that stops working at some point too - a 50 year old woman isn't gonna look 25 with makeup alone. So it's a question of when she can stop hiding the signs of age.
No.34395
>>34394Where can I pick up the copium you're huffing?
No.34396
with the makeup and her good genetics i think she has at least 10 more years in the tank before she become a disgusting freak. omg a old jenny i wonder what that looks like.
No.34398
Diane Lane is 60 and still beautiful. Jenny will only get prettier!
No.34401
>>34385Wow. Despite Jenny's shrinkflation, we got a new ramble over 60 minutes!
No.34403
>>34402You know, I never thought about it, how does Jenny get around? Does she own a car? I feel like she's just the kind of person to use taxis or bum rides off of the malformed friends she keeps around.
No.34404
>>34403Jenny is fantasizing about cars a lot, but not about getting in one to drive.
As much as she talks about trains, I cannot envision her taking public transport on a regular basis.
So yeah, probably Uber (taxis, please… this is not the 90s) or calling it a road trip and "inviting" some friend(s) with a car.
No.34405
>>34404I think she had (or at least had) a Prius. I remember she made a big deal about gluing on those dumb headlight eyelashes on it.
No.34406
>>34403Fake fan spotted! Jenny posts about her car and driving all the time! I don't think you can live in LA and not own a car, it's against the law
No.34407
>>34406Also, why does she go to the drive-in so often… does Jenny like to make out/have sex during a film, or what?
>captcha was assembling a car puzzleNice!
No.34408
>>34407Maybe she just likes to watch other people doing it?
No.34409
>>34404>third picMan, that was such a good video. We were so close to a golden age of Jenny going to and reviewing amusement parks.
>>34407I don't know how the captcha works but it's sure gotten complex over the years.
>>34408Maybe that's why she and Bailey are such good friends.
No.34410
>>34407Oh yeah, the drive in cinema! I forgot about that but she did mention that several times.
No.34411
>>34373> Associate producer and host at Becca Scott's company The Good Time SocietyAverages about 350k views a month.
So Bailey is gonna be unemployed soon going by these awful viewer numbers they have on their youtube channel. Everybody thinks they're the next Critical Role or Dimension 20.
No.34415
>>34408Yet another possibility!
>>34412>1.33mil subsWonder why is her sub count so low? As popular as she seems to be, you'd think she'd easily be in the 5-10mil range.
No.34416
>>34415>easily be in the 5-10mil range.Sure but that would require actual effort from her and regular output which she clearly has no interest in
No.34417
>>34413How will Jenny ever recover.
No.34418
>>34415
> Why is her sub count so low1 youtube video a year for the last 3 years will do that.
No.34419
>>34418To which the apologists will come from the woodwork screaming about how she uploads regularly from Patreon.
No.34420
>>34419The crazy thing about Jenny is that I'm not sure if she even understands how much influence she has, or could have had, if she put even the barest effort in. She seems like the type to get easily cowed and fitful of her own success, as if she doesn't understand it and doesn't want to. She wishes she was just some random nobody like her friends, then she wouldn't have all the pressure and expectations.
She legitimately could be a very influential person online and in the world in general just because of the massive audience she is able to pull, but she absolutely refuses to capitalize on that and instead farts around barely able to talk about a subject for an hour a month.
No.34422
>>34421>>34420Imagine if this story ends where she stops posting on Twitter and everyone finds out months later that she od'd on some laced weed Sky gave her.
No.34423
>>34422Don't even say something like that!
No.34424
>>34421this is the kind of thing that people who go on to kys them selves say
No.34425
>>34421>>34424it does sound halfway between harmless "tongue awareness day" or "you are now breathing consciously" and less harmless "I can feel them crawling under my skin, I must cut them out"
No.34426
Jenny complaining about an airline again. She's just on permanent vacation now, isn't she?
No.34427
>>34426Man, I wish I could talk something about Jenny that wasn't continuous bitching. I wish she things hadn't ended up where they are now. So much potential just absolutely wasted by somebody with such talent. It's actually depressing.
No.34432
>>34427I agree, I just don't understand how someone can be okay with like.. doing nothing? Or working so slowly…
No.34433
>>34422>>34424I think Jenny just got way too high one day, she's gonna be fine, guys!
>>34426For a girl that earns hundreds of thousands per month, why the fuck is she still flying commercial? She could've chartered a flight to Hawaii (to post some cute bikini pics) and then over to Japan (and post herself standing in line) and have fun with her friends that she's dragging along instead of trying to book a flight, spend hours waiting to board just to sit in a cramped seat breathing poor people breath.
No.34434
>>34433>why the fuck is she still flying commercial?I don't know why but for some reason she's ridiculously cheap. She could buy whatever plush she wants but she'll only buy them on auction sites and only if she can get them for the bare minimum. Also I don't think she's great at working with money. Considering how insanely high the rent in LA is, the fact that's she's renting a house in a gated community just for her and her toys must be setting her back a small fortune. Add to that the fact that she's constantly buying toys and crap and novelty shirts and hats she'll maybe wear once and I don't know how much money she actually has left at the end of the month. Mind you she also can't cook so you know all her meals are either eaten out or doordash so there's a decent chance she spends more than she makes in a month, insane as that might sound
No.34435
I hope you had Jenny's Instagram backed up because she is shutting it down to prevent it from doxxing her
No.34437
>>34436Are you allowed to dress like that in Turkey? Hopefully the Moslems don't behead her for insulting Islam.
No.34438
>>34437Even the most devout will thank Allah for creating those funbags!
No.34439
>>34437That is just a great fucking rack. Insert motorboating vacation joke if desired.
Turkish law is akshually quite modern and the conservatism of the society depends on regions (like in many countries). In fact until last decade female civil servants were forbidden to wear head scarves to work.
Also, tourist resorts cater to Europeans, of course they want to wear bikinis on vacation.
No.34441
>>34440jenny should've taken note ten years ago, she's old news now
No.34442
>>34441Don't listen to him Jen! It's not too late! We still want to see it!
No.34443
>>34436>>34440She knows she has to out-thot the AI to keep her audience.
No.34445
>>34444Love that she always has a sliver of her areola hanging out.
No.34446
>>34436>>34440>>34444Gearing up for an OnlyFans run before retirement?
Someday we'll get some poolside Jenny… someday…
No.34447
>>34446this is a good jenny
No.34448
>>34446>poolside JennyWhen burquinis become acceptable in California…
No.34449
>>34445its shadow from the bra pressing in making a slight overhang. i would usually complain about the extreme virginity behind this specific misunderstanding but that seems cruel on this site
No.34450
>>34446>>34447in thumbnail maybe but do not open it and look at the skin if you recently ate
No.34451
>>34446She already goes on multiple international trips a year, not sure she needs OF money to retire early. But I could honestly see Sarah starting an OF just for fun, and I'd sign up in a heartbeat.
No.34452
>>34444It's unfortunate that I'm out of town visiting family currently. I haven't had the chance to jack off to these properly.
No.34453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr6_9lrx8vkdidnt know dimestore jenny had a podcast with like 200 episodes
women are so unfunny. "omg drugs?? we do drugs and eat shitty junk foood? seeex?"
No.34454
>>34453Take off the glasses and it's literally her.
No.34456
>>34455How liberal are we being with Jennyverse? Because it barely involved Bailey anymore. Any podcast of Jenny interacting with anyone would be a hell of a lot better than the whole lot of literal nothing she does now. Her, Bailey, Alex, Sarah, Amanda, and occasionally they could invite Ellis on to beat the shit out of with bricks.
No.34457
>>34456>>34455I'm sorry, you want Jenny to do MORE WORK? Like some kind of WORKHORSE? I really hope she doesn't see this or she's going to be so upset she's going to need another holiday to de-stress!
No.34458
>>34456Is the jennyverse restricted to people Jenny Collins with on content or does it include people she hangs out with personally?
Because if it's the former then Sarah Z, Amanda, and Ellis are even less in it. Idk if she's ever collabed with any of them outside of maybe voiceover cameos.
No.34459
>>34458Jenny doesn't collab, except occasionally with Bailey and even then it's never on her main channel. Besides guesting on a podcast or doing a voiceover I can't think of a time Jenny collaborated with anyone. Unless you count having Lindsay in the room when she streamed as a collab
No.34460
>>34457>MORE WORKIf any work counts as more work, then yes.
No.34461
>>34459Their last collab must have been years ago at this point, right? Has there been anything since Jenny joined Bailey for Goosedrunks?
No.34462
>>34461Yeah she did that DnD thing with Bailey 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbuF6fVNhaU More recently the thing they did for Fandom at the Shining Hotel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHVmHHkF_34 And of course, their unreleased Furry Adventure!
No.34471
>>34470Makes me wonder, do his fans gather anywhere outside of the streams? Is there a subreddit somewhere?
No.34480
Since Jenny is being stingy with her content, enjoy this incredible new piece of Sarah Z lore that recently came to light
https://wiki.badcars4.life/wiki/Sarah_Z#BDSM_Relationship No.34481
For those too lazy to click, here's the scoop. Sarah wears a necklace called a "Day Collar"
"In the BDSM community, collars have long been a powerful symbol of the dynamic between a Dominant and a submissive. They represent trust, commitment, and a consensual exchange of power.
Day collars, specifically, are designed to be worn in everyday settings, discreetly signalling the relationship's nature without drawing undue attention. These collars allow submissive's to carry a symbol of their bond with their Dominant in a socially acceptable manner."
https://chokers.co.uk/blogs/news/the-meanings-of-a-day-collar-a-comprehensive-guide She wears it all the time, even on her wedding day. Didn't wear it poolside but probably didn't want to risk losing it. This means Sarah is likely the slave in a BDSM relationship with her husband.
No.34482
Now you might be saying "that's a bit of a stretch Anon, maybe it's just a pretty necklace she likes". Well sure but then there's the fact that internet sleuths tracked down her old reddit posts on BDSM reddit
Here is her congratulating another sub on getting a Day Collar from her master:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BDSMcommunity/comments/ofltn3/comment/h4e0fio/ Here she's giving advice to other subs about how wearing one outside the home helps take the relationship to a new level:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BDSMcommunity/comments/pqtq0v/deleted_by_user/hdffoq5/ And here she is talking about how much she loves being a sub, to the point that she almost feels like she's taking advantage of her dom for all the pleasure she gets:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BDSMcommunity/comments/j5wfyl/does_anybody_else_find_it_hard_to_believe_that/g7xpxk5/ Apparently she's deleted a lot of her old comments so screenshotting a couple of good ones for the archives
No.34483
>>34482> internet sleuthswho is going about this? are there people who want to bring her undone or its just fan investigation like with jenny
No.34484
>>34483Fans. This isn't damaging information, she's in a consensual bdsm relationship with her husband. No one is going to cancel her for that!
No.34489
Jenny’s saving herself until marriage so it’s impossible to find posts like that!
No.34490
>>34489She's almost 40 how much more saving does she plan to do?
No.34491
>>34490Hey! You don't get to say she's "almost 40" until she crosses 35!
No.34493
>>34483I don't think anyone is doing it because they want to "destroy" Sarah - they just find it hot that a content creator they like is a BDSM slave. I find it pretty hot too - hope she gets regular spankings.
No.34494
>>34493I agree, there's no scandal here, it's not like she's a teacher at a Catholic grade school, she doesn't run a kids channel, the fact that she practices harmless kink inside her own marriage is not an embarrassing thing. No part of this is going to get her in any kind of trouble. It is pretty hot though!
If Maggie can tweet about pegging her husband and Philosophy Tube can post about loving hardcore BDSM
not to mention Contrapoints' opium addiction then Sarah liking being submissive and being tied up really no big deal at all.
Obviously don't be shitty to her on her socials about this, just enjoy this very sexy knowledge!
No.34496
>>34495I mean if you're gonna bring a big pokemon plush somewhere, that's the place to do it.
No.34497
>>34495has jenny ever been in love before? with a real living breathing person and not a pony or whatever lindsay looks like a qtpie btw
No.34500
>>34497I think we may need to start making peace with the fact that she may just be too autistic for that…
No.34502
>>34488jenny's always had a feminist indignation which has kept her guarded online, she would never flippantly reveal something about herself
>>34497she made some weird comments before she was famous that makes me think she was never open enough to allow a man in.
No.34504
>>34502>she would never flippantly reveal something about herselfIf she did any pervposting there's a decent chance she did it on 4chan and therefore we will never have any way of knowing
No.34505
Of course the best twist would be if Jenny and Bailey actually came here and we thought it was just trolls talking shit about them while it was actually them spilling their dark secrets!
No.34506
>@bb_kate_artI've never seen anyone so utterly obsessed with AI. I've been generating shit offline for years now, spent hundreds of hours testing, curating datasets, reading papers way above my head, literally spent thousands of dollars on hardware and plan to spend thousands more (gonna get that 6000 Pro after this stupid car is paid off) and even
I don't engage with AI as often as she does. It's still just a fun little hobby for me, a sandbox to play in when I'm bored. I can go days/weeks without touching/thinking about it. Yet whenever I drop in to see if she posted some fresh Jennies, there's a hundred more posts about it. Like, relax! It's just math…
>>34500I'm still pretty sure we're gonna get a boyfriend reveal before the year is out. She's gonna need to distract everyone from there being no main channel video this year.
No.34509
>>34508I saved all of those when she first posted them back in 2018.
No.34510
>>34509Damn that bitch really does look the same in all her photos
No.34514
>>34510And some crazy people believe she's aging poorly!
No.34515
If we all tweet compliments to Jenny I wonder if she’d give us a new ramble early…
No.34516
>>34514She is. Don't cope, bro.
>>34515First off, that'd never happen. Secondly, guaranteed she'd block every single person who did so.
No.34518
>>34516cope bros on top. its 2018 jenny looking sexy ranting about something gay on her bed. life is good i will never leave this reality
No.34520
>>34495Jenny really giving off loser with money vibes now
No.34523
>>34522ewewewewewewewewew what the fuck is that, im gonna puke
No.34525
>>34524The only way to know for sure is to look around for Bailey first, and then pinch at Jenny's thighs.
No.34526
is this
>>34467 tights too?
No.34530
>>34529She has sexy dimpled knees, if you can't handle that, you can't handle a Jenny GF
No.34532
>>34531hahahahahha you're right.
No.34534
>>34533hilarious i love it! hahahha
No.34535
>>34533That actually looks like Bart now. The other knee looks like Santa‘s little helper head on.
No.34536
>>34529>>34531>>34533This is what happens when you don't make videos, Jenny. Here are our terms: make more videos
or there will be more. No.34541
lol remember when she said she was gonna have a main channel video ready for August :(
No.34542
>>34541Remember when she was going to start doing short videos on her main channel again? Remember when Patreon was only supposed to help afford to do videos for the main channel?
No.34543
>>34538they look bad now but it's in kind of a mystifying way. like that big bulge thing under her knee - only one of her knees (!) - it looks like muscle? or at least not fat. that's not how fat goes. but what is that thing? sure it wasn't there before
No.34545
Tweeting about watching the Pokémon cartoon in a hotel, what a thrilling life
No.34546
>>34545Do you think Jenny thinks of herself as cool?
No.34549
>>34545I actually think the first season or two of the show was fine. Never played the games myself because I was always too cool for Nintendo, but the show itself was a decent mix of entertainment.
>>34546I think Jenny knows she's a gargantuan dork. I mean, the jingle-jangle of 1,000 accessories dangling off of her at any given moment should be a constant reminder.
No.34554
>>34538second pic wouldve been an all-timer for jenny armpit collectors. Alas, sleeves…
No.34555
>>34554Armpits? Jesus Christ, so something worse than the foot fags exist?
No.34559
>>34555>something worse than the foot fags exist?Well, Bailey fans are certainly down there… creeping through the sludge at the bottom of the barrel.
No.34562
>>34560>>34561does she not see the pet hair all over her clothes? these online women really do live in squalor
No.34563
>>34562As a pet owner myself I understand. Their hair gets on everything, everywhere, all the time. There's no way to prevent that without getting a hairless pet
No.34564
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8B5xHt8/ she heard our cries!! new jenny content about pokemon (its as boring as you think it is)
No.34565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrKFbskT8pkscant jenny reference, not really worth watching unless youre bored
No.34566
>>34564So a highly edited short video that was filmed, scripted, edited and posted within about a week. Once again proving she is capable, but she is just extremely lazy, probably the laziest content creator in all of social media.
No.34567
>>34564I'm not going to complain that we got something, but why Tiktok? Who still uses Tiktok?
No.34568
Almost time for a new ramble AND she gave us a new TikTok! She’s so nice to us :’)
No.34570
>>34566>>34569Willing to bet real money that her making a short video about it was a condition of her attendance at the Pokemon thing. She can work but you have to actually force her
No.34571
>>34566>>34570she said in the disclaimer that making the video was not a condition but yeah, I assume she felt at least pressured if she wanted to get further freebies in the future.
>"Was fun to do a short video in this format for once, and if people like it I can post more of my little adventures to tiktok/here. I film basically everywhere I go but it doesn't all end up suitable for a gargantuan project!"She had been floating the idea of a second channel for shorter stuff. If that calms her anxiety that breadtube will cast her out of if she posts a video essay under 4 hours on the main channel, I can live with subscribing to another channel.
No.34572
>>34569Who is that dude with her in the video? Are we getting a sneak bf reveal?
No.34573
I mean, it´s nothing new, but her anxiety and need to add disclaimers to every new video is exhausting.. just put out more shorter vids!
No.34574
>>34572she can't have a bf cuz she knows ill blow my brains out onto the floor so its def not
No.34575
>>34561But Jenny doesn't know how to be slutty or even sexy… sultry might even be a step too far.
>>34571I thought Jenny once said she didn't care for "VLOG content"?
>>34572>sneak bf revealThere's still plenty of time left in 2025. Prepare yourselves!
No.34579
>>34577>gayWell that's a huge relief! Though pretending to be gay would be the easiest way for a strange man to get close to Jenny, she won't have her usual guard up! Not accusing anyone of anything, just saying!
No.34581
>>34580How old is she again? Looks like she's 50.
No.34582
>>34580>silent film era makeupGross…
No.34583
>>34582Gaze into Jenny's future!
No.34585
Autistic songstress Taylor Swift got engaged which means there’s still hope for Jenny!!!!
No.34586
>>34584It's about Nazis; How the jews are Nazis and how Nazis are Nazis. How the children's show Ms. Rachel is based being pro Palestine and how Super Kittens is cool despite the music being mid, and how if you disagree you're a Nazi.
Really.
No.34588
>>34585If Bailey's Rabbi hadn't sent her in there to infiltrate and try and destroy that Christian family, Jenny would've married a nice boy from her church right out of high school or college.
No.34590
>>34586Well I hate to agree with her, but Nazis are Nazis. And that Nazis are bad.
Did she mention Sydney Sweeney being Mengele's great granddaughter or whatever?
No.34593
>>34590>but Nazis are Nazis. And that Nazis are bad.lol
lmao
>>34591gtfo of here Ellis! Shoo! SHOO!
No.34594
so what ramble topic won this month?
No.34595
>>34594"Jenny reviews the modern status of post-creepypasta internet horror/what she would like to see change" with 1056, second place is "Mademoiselle Jenny tells us all about her trip to France and how she won the hearts of the French" with 941, and third was pretty close with "Jenny discusses Andrew Lloyd Webber's Bad Cinderella and/or Camilla Cabello's (worse) Cinderella" at 930.
No.34596
Lindsay has raised over #$290,000 for charity in under 24 hours. Do you think Jenny has ever donated more than $29 dollars?
No.34597
>>34595WTF kind of topic is that. Do all her patrons have autism?
No.34598
>>34597They’re as creatively bankrupt as she is.
No.34600
>>34596And yet she still killed her child.
>>34597I don't know about autism but I'd be willing to believe a majority of them are sweatshop workers in China.
No.34601
>>34599>>34597Top of my head I remember three of her older videos that are creepypasta related (dark internet rituals, creepypasta sucks now, jeff the killer book) and they were great. If she kept up with that interest this could be a good ramble. it would be delusional to hope for it, but it would also be a good topher: ramble on the topic and 2nd channel video for a classic Jenny reading of a few selected entries.
>>34596Maybe, if you include tipping.
No.34603
Finally caught up on the last two videos.
>Pokemon trip
This is the kind of stuff she should be doing all the time. I've been saying this since the Flintstone park all of how many years ago. Going to events and theme parks for quick reviews, that's her strong stuff. This video alone she has more enthusiasm then all the bullshit 4 hour essays. Great video. 5/5
>ramble
Spending all that time to talk shit on some dude who is just the male version of her is wild. And then later on she makes this whole pitch on how to sell Elon Musk to kids. Videos like this, imagine if Jenny had gotten a real job in marketing.
<i totally meant to do the barbie video but oh no i felt bad and now i'm not working on it anymore!
<don't worry i'll totally have a completely video done this month!
<oh no please don't be mad if i focus too much on doing ONE VIDEO i'll just burn out and do none boo hoo
<it'll totally be out in august
[it's august 28th]
How does somebody who doesn't do anything all day have no time to get anything done.
No.34604
>>34577>Apparently became Jenny's Pokémon friend somehowprobably fucking alex
hes really ugly anyway
No.34608
>>34605I'm not even trying to be funny here, but isn't she getting fat?
No.34611
That 7 minute vlog on her 2nd channel has 175k views in 3 days.
That's actually incredible for such a small side channel nobody knew about.
Jenny shits gold.
No.34612
>>34605I wonder how flexible Jenny is… she has that perfectly soft (not fat!) body that's great toss around in bed.
>>34611>a small side channel nobody knew aboutNot only that, but she told the people that
did know about it not to subscribe or otherwise pay attention to it because she was just using it for rambles.
No.34614
>>34612Well she's a lifelong horsegirl so
you can be certain she's great at riding No.34615
All of Jenny’s friends bar one are fat. Pretty distressing.
All that sagging flesh on their arms whenever her videos cut back to some footage she took in a park.
No.34616
>>34608I can’t see Jenny eating healthy, especially since she seems to be in some theme park or another for 200 days out of the year.
So it would be catching up to her now, if she isn’t correcting on those habits. After the grace period in her twenties.
No.34618
>>34617Was black Jenny hwarffing twinkies?
No.34619
>>34617>>34618How dare you, Brazil Jenny is WHITE
No.34623
https://youtu.be/iGvodjKB01k1 1/2 hour ramble video, and she conveniently forgets to mention her upcoming videos. I skipped a lot, so maybe it's in the middle somewhere, but perhaps she's hoping we'd forget?
No.34624
>>34623any interesting ramble topics for next month?
No.34625
>>34623How about highlights?
>forgets to mention her upcoming videosAs if anything would've changed. Barbie video is never coming out and she lied about the movie review.
No.34626
I watched GooseDrunks: Ship of Ghouls ft. Jenny Nicholson, and I get it now–I feel the urge to bury my face into Bailey's drunk bristly snatch.
No.34627
>>34626Jenny's feature video not only got 7x as many views as anything else on Bailey's channel, but her energy is extremely alpha female compared to bailey
I understand everything now
No.34628
>>34623>Jenny hating SCPShocking hot take there… that whole thing has been overrun by trannies for several years now and they gate keep it fucking hard. I thought the early (early!) stuff was at least interesting though.
And thanks for the ramble!
>>34627Jenny's hot (and validated by hundreds of thousands of men), that's where her confidence around other women comes from.
No.34629
>>34627Not at all surprising, she's a Type A white girl from a wealthy NorCal household. Of course she acts like that
No.34630
>>34625>How about highlights?I thought this moment was pretty interesting. She sounds genuinely frustrated by her lack of output and brings up the guilt she feels by not getting anything done. As a woman, she can't just ignore the people/friends IRL to "work", socializing is too large a part of a woman's identity to kill or slow down any momentum there.
Jenny not hiring an editor (or editors) is an idea that gets dumber with each passing year. She has such a large business tied into her videos that it makes less and less sense to keep doing everything by herself. She can direct, layout the outlines, highlight jokes, beats, etc and have final cut if she wants to fix things. Forcing herself to work is only gonna get harder and harder.
No.34632
>>34631Infomercials is gonna win, but I REALLY want Decorating Cents to win. Her Sandra Lee ramble was basically a spiritual successor to There’s something wrong with Hallmark’s youtube channel
No.34633
>>34623>tree woman dramajen could just be a drama youtuber
No.34634
>>34617Edgy Jenny has about the same content (fat-faced self-important twit rambles).
https://youtu.be/nAJK5lg4VCQ?si=o-pZoYXoBiqlobKy No.34637
>>34632>Her Sandra Lee ramblewhich one was that?
No.34638
>>34637From all the way back March 3rd of 2022, "A Selection of Sandra Lee". Fun fact, she released that alongside a bonus ramble "Galactic Starcruiser Predictions".
No.34641
In the new ramble Jenny says “I’ll try it in this position and see how it goes”
No.34643
>>34623>>34641I really enjoyed this one. It's been a while since she unabashedly shat on lots of retarded shit from the internet, especially stuff created by teenagers.
No.34647
>>34645I liked when she said "4chan? Eeewwww"
Makes me wonder what she'd say about badcars!
No.34648
>>34647I got a couple of guesses, but "cute" ain't one of 'em
No.34650
>>34647I doubt she likes us but from comments she's made I think she understands and accepts our niche. Cause this is a safe space for people to be horny and angry and weird and parasocial about Jenny where she never has to see it. You can let all your weird thoughts about Jenny out on this board where she will never see it, instead of in her socials where it will bother her. I like to think that on some level she appreciates the service we provide even if she wishes we didn't exist at all
No.34653
Well, tomorrow's the cutest day of the year! I wonder if we'll get a birthday post this year… she's been hit and miss since turning 30.
>>34650I wish Jenny posted here. She hasn't shared much of her personal life in so long I feel like we need to catch up.
No.34654
>>34653Boy howdy, I want goth Jenny to be a thing. Even if it was just a one time joke.
No.34655
>>34654Make it a ramble request.
No.34657
How are you celebrating Jenny's birthday today?
No.34658
>>34657I'll be wondering when she'll be uploading anything after the nearly two years since her last video on her main channel.
No.34660
>>3465710hrs of work… but happy birthday to our cute princess! She's definitely gonna have a way better day than I am (assuming her mail isn't still getting stolen).
No.34661
>>34657im gonna spend it jerking off to pictures of lindsay and troll on internet forums all day like normal
No.34662
What do you think Jenny's wishing for when she blows out the birthday candles today?
No.34663
>>34662Bigger titties so she doesn't have to stuff anymore.
No.34665
Damn, not even a birthday post from Jenny! Wonder if she's celebrating in Utah with her fat girlfriend again?
No.34666
>>34665Her big tweet of the day is about some FNAF thing. Big whoop.
No.34667
>>34663How much bigger?
>>34665Her birthday probably wasn't cute, or "Instagramable" enough to post about this year… although, every woman in my life so far has been kinda (or sometimes very) angry on random birthdays after 30.
No.34669
>>34668>she got pregnant commentslol, I'm sure she'd never let anyone actually see her like that.
No.34670
lol saw one of you posting now even on lcf in your quest to finally find a single person who'll join you in being mad at jenny for "hiding her content behind a paywall"… which purportedly is not even because you can't access it, but because this "stops her channel growing". The lcf farmers ignored you with some bafflement naturally. Dude, why can't you understand that someone who gets a million dollars a year *either way*, and who has had issues with stalkers and feels too afraid and exposed to even go anywhere in public alone as a result of minor fame, might choose to be rich and less famous than rich and more famous, for doing what they do?
No.34671
>>34670What the fuck is an lcf?
>>34667>although, every woman in my life so far has been kinda (or sometimes very) angry on random birthdays after 30.The big 4-0 in just a few years. She's completely ruined her chances at a family. It's pretty much over for her.
No.34673
>>34670middle age pregnant jenny would be a sight to see
No.34674
Is this Papa Nicholson?
Yeah, I bought that Bubsy Purrfect Collection. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?>>34670>lcfExplain!
No.34675
>>34671>>34674>lcflolcow farm is a girls' image board where they track the lives of low grade ecelebs, but in a hate way. antifans only. they have a general thread about bread tubers and some car was trying to steer hate toward jenny but he gave them no reason so it didn't work. man, if you think 'she doesn't upload much' would strike the farmers as wrongdoing, man you need to see what their usual cows do
No.34676
>>34671>It's pretty much over for her.I've thought about, and if worse comes to worse, I'll throw her a bone and marry her. So relax, Jen, I got ya!
>>34675Wasn't the same thing happening on Kiwi once upon a time? I vaguely recall someone trying to rile them up over whatever Jenny was doing years ago and nobody was biting because she was just that sweet dork that rambled about Star Wars.
No.34678
>>34677It's called fashion you filthy pleb.
No.34679
>>34675>some car i think we have better ammunition then that
>>34676>someone i remember him, 50% sure he was a maisie poster
No.34681
That Charlie Kirk incident was the second worst thing to happen around Provo in a decade.
This is the only place on the internet I can make this joke, thank you all for being here.
Please return to reviewing Bailey's Belly Button.
No.34682
>>34677They're called mom jeans. They've been around for a while.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mom_jeans No.34683
>>34681I just hope Jenny hasn't seen the video. She's a delicate flower and might faint!
No.34684
>>34683jennys a fedora tipper, shes probably making jokes about the second amendment on a private account
No.34685
>>34684> on a private accountyou know i forgot all about this possibility, and yet it's so likely. we know she is a 'online first' person, yet many days she doesn't tweet or do anything else. so, it's like what, is she just scrolling? how exactly does she procrastinate for 18h a day without video games? she must be posting and of course, it's so easy, just make an account that isn't your real name one. fuck
But on the other hand she might be too scared of getting somehow doxxed, linked. There is a lot of that kind of fear with women, they see their good standing as everything keeping them safe. they don't even pirate because one letter from the ISP and it all comes crashing down, you're on the other side of the law now no longer have any recourse from it. You're now 'in here' with the people who will pull off your clothes and rape you
No.34686
>>34685sweet summer child, Jenny has been trolling /pol/ all day. The only question is if she or Lindsey is the more prolific shitposter.
No.34688
>>34686Remember when /pol/ was kind of good? Remember /new/? I couldn't imagine using /pol/ or cuckchan in the current year.
No.34689
>>34683Jen's pretty far left, I bet she had a few bangers in the group chat.
>>34688/pol/ was never "good" and is only enjoyable if you like arguing with/trolling the dumbest schizos on the planet… like flat earthers not comprehending scale, that shit is always hilarious.
No.34691
>>34689these ai jennys are getting spooky
jenny could post real vids of herself with an ai upscale and we'd never know
No.34692
>>34691Looks nothing like her
No.34693
>>34672Thank you for your service to the white race Ellis.
No.34694
>>34693>ellis>white>>34692You're a silly billy.
No.34696
>slow news cycle
>check twitter
>jenny's wasting time talking about boots and some kid's cartoon
No.34697
>>34696>approx. 15 days to the next ramble.>approx. 15 months to the next main channel video.it's gonna be a tough one, fellow cars
No.34698
the latest ramble was her best in ages, love when she’s mean about dumb internet shit
No.34699
Wasn't Jenny supposed to upload a new main channel video last month or the month before?
No.34700
>>34699She said she was going to but I guess between her job and her husband and children just couldn't find the time
No.34701
>>34696>and some kid's cartoonthat IS the content of her videos though?
No.34702
>>34701You'd be right,
if she made any god damn content. No.34703
>>34702tweets are content, why must it be spoken aloud and animated by a vtuber (what video-jenny is after that much video 'enhancing')?
No.34704
>>34702I think Jenny often forgets that she can be content herself (pics, posts, etc). It's absolutely unreal that she can not only maintain a large costumer base with outright neglect, but actually expand it month over month.
No.34705
>>34679>i think we have better ammunition then thatIt was this guy though
>>34704, who i think just thinks writing this out, everywhere over and over all the time, will make the universe listen and make jenny 'make more content' (?)
No.34706
Damn someone tried to steal $300 from Bailey's PayPal account. Stupid hacker, Bailey is broke as shit, she's immediately going to notice 300 bucks. Try stealing from Jenny instead, she spends more than that getting movie popcorn delivered to her house in a week!
No.34708
>>34706>>34707Justice for Bailey! Down with Jenny the liar!
No.34709
new lindsay tiktok. its actually funny
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SPg1KC/ when will u guys realize that lindsay is just the best nicholson
No.34713
>>34712You know what, for how retarded this clown car has gotten, why not. We went from 9/11 to Uganda to orange man to child rapist and back to orange man, fuck it. Might as well see how a Something Awful veteran will do.
No.34714
>>34712Not a voter, but I would love it just to see Lindsay debate Vance and roast him.
And to see everyone's heads explode trying to fit a based trans grammar-nazi californian troll sweetheart on their left-right/Commie-Nazi spectrum.
No.34715
Anyone know what happened to the Patreon comments on the internet horror video?
No.34716
>>34715They're still up on Kemono (surprised to see Jenny replying!), screenshot the page if you want to keep them (assuming she got rid of them for some reason), I suppose.
No.34718
>>34717How long has she been doing this Youtube thing now? She is supposed to be a professional! Wild arguments in the comments are good for the algorithm!
Rogan keeps saying that he never looks at comments and that is probably the healthiest method. The creator actually being in the comments is better for business, but just reply to 3 or 5 or whatever posts and then close the tab and look away.
She needs someone to look at the comments for her and either curate a bit or calm her down while browsing with her.
It is okay Jenny, I can hold your hand next time.
No.34719
>>34718Didn't Ellis hire Kat or someone to deal with her comment section for her back in the day? Might be a good idea for Jenny since she clearly can't handle any level of criticism. She can just take a fraction of her patreon money and hire someone full time to moderate her comment section. Bailey needs money and she loves speaking for Jenny, it's a perfect solution!
No.34720
>>34717>her paying patrons jeer her in the commentslmao what the fuck. is every jenny fan a bad car? what was the six minute section?
No.34721
>>34720since she said it was at the beginning I assume people got really defensive about GenZ science-larp and the "blasé scientist character" she basically laughed at for most of the video.
No.34722
>>34721problem is i don't watch her content so, you don't have to explain it to me of course, but if you wanted to, it's gotta be spelled out. she claims in her comment the problem was that she voiced an opinion on nerdy properties'
No.34723
>>34717Friendly reminder that Jenny is in her mid-30's. Just throwing that out there.
No.34724
Does anyone have Jenny playing the Nancy Drew games? One video had a train and one had a mansion.
No.34725
>>34724Was there more than one? I just remember her playing the train one. Bailey has since played almost all the Nancy Drews but they are lost the sands of time
No.34729
>>34717Told you guys that her SCP take was spicy. She was probably totally unaware of the tranny take over and how fiercely they defend it.
Her criticisms seemed mostly related to "prose" to me, nothing too bad. Kinda shocked it turned into a whole thing.
>>34718>>34719While they were probably just one-time contractors, her "security" are the only people she's spoken about like they were her employees. Otherwise, she's probably still a one woman show and always will be (thanks to her paranoia).
No.34730
>>34729Apparently a portion of SCP got sick of the takeover and broke off to make their own based on the principles of the original. I can't remember the name of the site, though.
No.34731
>>34729>Told you guys that her SCP take was spicy. it was half baked, it took her explaining it a few tomes before I really got what she was saying. shes not wrong, just bad at explaining herself
No.34732
>>34731>>34729Did I miss something?
I just heard that she did not like the persona they write in and/or their style. Both as a choice and quality wise. Which I would not rank as spicy, one is a matter of taste and the other is about writing quality, which will always fluctuate widely with open collaborations.
Sounds a lot like 10 terminally online people feel personally outraged because this is something they like or work on themselves.
No.34733
>>34732Everything she says in the ramble is valid. The scp wiki articles get worse and cringier the further you go, and the writing goes from okay to "12 year old roleplaying what they think a cool scientist sounds like"
She shouldn't have disabled comments, she should've let people look stupid for defending that shit
No.34735
>>34734>Jenny mentioning her birthday weeks after the factAww, sounds like ourgirl needed a little pick-me-up this week. Her Patrons better be fucking nice to her in the comments!
>nostalgic commercials/infomercialsWow… great topic for a girl that notoriously doesn't watch TV. Good job everyone! /s
No.34736
>>34735dude please… the skin… please. almost the main attraction of jenny is she does not have that type of skin which makes me want to hurl whenever i open the full size on one of yours.
No.34741
>>34735>great topic for a girl that notoriously doesn't watch TVSuch is the modern age of Jenny fandom. Her own fans can't let her play to her strengths.
>>34736Bailey please calm down, we don't need to know about what you need to get off.
No.34742
>>34741>>34735None of these nu-fans watched the sandra lee ramble! It was as enjoyable as a main channel vid. A decorating cents ramble would've been so good. Hallmark channel, hello? It would've been like a sequel!
No.34743
>>34742Reading Luke Tipple fanfic set in a Land before Time during the Purge. That is where it is at. Bailey should write it so Jenny can read it.
No.34744
I’m so excited for a new ramble no matter what the topic is!
No.34745
>>34744Monkey's paw: her next video is how she specifically doesn't like you. What now, bro?
No.34746
>Jenny watches and ranks nostalgic commercials/infomercials and their associated productsjenny back to doing doug walker bits. shes ended where she started.
>>34732she kept saying its a self indulgent mary sue-esque thing to make yourself a "scientist who analyzes the crazy things" which doesnt make alot of sense. but eventually i got that she was trying to reference like a "dr house/rick sanchez" sort of trope, and she just wasn't explaining it very well.
No.34747
>>34745This Ramble: "Jenny discusses the Impound leaks and tier ranks the Worst Cars".
>a "dr house/rick sanchez" sort of tropeno, not really. they are jaded, but they rarely do analytical talk or use a "note taking voice". House more often than Rick. I am thinking of someone like Gil Grissom on CSI (and some other CSI people) looking at a grizzly crime scene that has the cops wretching and going "it appears the body was boiled from the inside. i did not even know that was possible (but I am intrigued to find out how)". Generally morbid coroners in tv shows. The scientists in that basically SCP movie by Eli Roth that bet on the monsters and watch them on the monitors.
No.34753
>>34752Man, she is really starting to look her age. The snail cream doesn't work anymore.
No.34754
>>34751Shes in Japan. Explains why she got the paton poll posted so early
No.34755
>>34754Do they travel in packs? Big Joel just released a video from Japan and in it he hangs out with Dan Olson who also happens to be on holiday in Japan
No.34756
>>34751Wonder how ourLOUDgirl is coping in Japan?
>>34755>Dan Olson who also happens to be on holiday in JapanPretty fucked up that Jenny still hangs around this pedophile. Johnny Depp hating his shitty cunt of a wife is too much for her to tolerate, but someone she knows personally sexually exploiting children is seemingly A-OK. It's such a bizarre stance.
No.34757
>>34756>Dan Olson, pedoiT wAs rESearcH!!1!
No.34761
Still no ramble fuck my worthless life
No.34766
>>34765I'd like to ride them jaws. Hehehe. Innuendo. Baffling innuendo.
No.34767
>>34765>>34766You guys can have your teethjob from your forty-year-old, I'll wait for somebody younger.
No.34771
>>34770….the filter isn't working any more. you can see the grandma jowls… her lips look one big scab… her ponderous arms laden…
No.34773
Jenny talking about her fear of all foods in the new ramble and how she wouldn’t eat long French fries because they were scary like worms it’s crazy how autistic she is
No.34774
>>34768>why is Jenny so goddamn cheap!?I'm going to throw out this theory again: the majority of her Patreon subscribers are actually bots. She's giving herself thousands of dollars in a loop. That's why the winning subjects for her rambles are usually always so bad.
No.34775
>>34768>20 dollar wingsDid she not mock some guy called Randy Moore for not getting over the $30 plastic wand amd repeatedly bringing it up during interviews?
>>34774>patreon botspatreon takes a pretty hefty cut, plus that is taxable income. So she would be getting what, 50 cents on the dollar, MAYBE?
I don't see her doing that. Unless that is her way to launder the money from her criminal empire. Not sure what that would be. Underground snake fights? Importing untaxed MLP knock offs? Fencing stolen Faberge eggs and animatronic parts?
No.34776
>>34768>why is Jenny so goddamn cheap!?I can't answer for certain but rich people (not new money, people who grew up rich in a wealthy family) are weird about money. I work in an industry where I deal with guys who have a lot of money and they can be weirdly cheap about a lot of things while casually dropping large amounts on purchases that make no sense. So I can't explain why she's like that but it adds up for me. $100 is too much for a toy she really wants but renting a whole ass house (at LA prices!) in a gated community just so she has room for her toys is fine. Makes no sense to me but I'm not from money!
No.34777
OK internet sleuths, lets figure out who this male "friend" is that Jenny references in the video. He told her about the Sweet Pickles bus from his childhood. Where was that from? Didn't look American to me. Also when was this? Looked like the 80s but Jenny famously doesn't like older men…