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4e35b No.9804

Let's do a science poll, denizens of /Jenny/!!
There's been a lot of idle speculation on these boards regarding Jenny and her attitude to sex and dating. I believe that her hot take on Jedi love and sexuality may actually inadvertently reveal a lot about her own ideas on the subject.
So help me out Badcars, based on this would you say that:

A Jenny isn't into dating or romance and just has the occasional Tinder hookup when she has an itch that needs scratching.

B After moving to the LA, Jenny fell for someone who hooked up with her and then ghosted her and she is still bitter about that.

C Jenny is pure as the driven snow, how dare you anon! She's just repeating a thing she's heard Bailey say!

D As a plushiesexual, Jenny can only make sense of normal human sexuality via media analysis. Therefore this is the conclusion she reached after deconstructing several movies & tv shows about dating in LA.

E Other (Please elaborate in comments).

Feel free to show your work but please try to stay on topic. For Science!

19c8d No.9805

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The answer is obviously C you dirty heathen. While sex positive, she seems to genuinely hate men with a passion; you can find it in her tweets, videos and streams. Her misandry is ever-present. One could argue that this would lead to her hooking up frequently and using men as a private "dark ride" before tossing them nude into the streets, but the lack of trust she's shown assures me no icky boy is going to touch her in her special places without YEARS of marriage first (just to be sure).

I'm super-curious about what the news of her being a slutty boyfriend-haver would do to her business though… I'm not even sure what my reaction would be (probably mild if the heart attack doesn't kill me).

4e35b No.9810

>>9805
Well you're not wrong anon, much of her dark power stems from the fact that she's the ideal nerd girlfriend - always attainable yet never attained. However it's clear that her Master has trained her well, she has become very good at keeping her private life extremely private.

Speaking of Lindsay Ellis though, she's married and you can't browse this or any board like this one without seeing consensus that's her work sucks, she's too old, too fat and too ugly now. AND YET she has passed 10k patreons and is still gaining support regardless of internet drama so I'm sure she will instruct Jenny on how to make it when/if the time comes.

d016c No.9812

i was thinking about her and Max today. how he invited her out on a long trip with him and Ken shot them down.
jenny might or might not be dumb enough to be used as a cumdump depending on how you see that interaction.
i assume feminism taught her men were dangerous, but i could also see B being true
maybe ken was reminding her not to get hurt again.

d016c No.9813

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>>9810
also this.

ab038 No.9817

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Jenny's bed making a strong case for either C or D!

3eb9f No.9821

>>9805
This. The answer is C. JENNY IS PURE UNTIL MARRIAGE

a6300 No.9824

>>9804
It's close between D and E: Michael Jackson

4e35b No.9848

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Between this and that Porg video you can make a very strong case for D

97083 No.9876

>>9804
> A Jenny isn't into dating or romance and just has the occasional Tinder hookup


Jenny references sex and sex adjacent topics too often to be a virgin, also she lives in LA and all her friends fuck.

Now situation B might be what happened that lead to this, someone she met at Disneyland fucked her dumped her and with her inability to accept anything but absolute adoration she's still bitter about dating and just fucks randos.

Jenny fucks, it just depends who. Either strangers who are unlikely to go online and talk about how they banged that pony girl or other youtubers who'll keep it on the DL like Todd, deflunctland guy, and others.

97083 No.9877

>>9810
>However it's clear that her Master has trained her well, she has become very good at keeping her private life extremely private.

Thhhhats probably cause of us and Kiwi farms and 8chan.

292d8 No.9880

>>9877
>and 8chan

4e35b No.9890

>>9876
Her meeting people on dating apps and them having no idea who she is isn't a farfetched idea. Internet famous is not the same as actually famous, there are so many gamer/makeup/comedy/slime/unboxing youtubers with millions and millions of subscribers you've never heard of and would never recognize if you saw them.

PhilosophyTube has mentioned sever times how they meet people via dating apps but always unmatch with anyone who mentions that they recognize them from YouTube. So it's very possible for her to have an active dating life offline that is so separate from her online life that the two never intersect.

Having said that if any anon ever found Jenny on Tinder/Bumble/Hinge or whatever we would have seen screenshots by now!

4e35b No.9894

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Make of this what you will but it sure seems like Jenny mostly reveals things about herself by talking Star Wars!

3781d No.10053

>>9890
Yeah, she'd have to use a fake name to avoid people not googling "jenny Nicholson" and having all her socials pop up. Kinda dumb she used her real legal name including middle initial for her twitter.

4e35b No.10057

>>10053
Correct me if I'm wrong anons but I don't think you can google names, certainly not on dating apps but not even on online dating platforms like OKCupid. So she could be on there and unless you're in the right place meeting the right criteria you're not going to see her profile (if she has one). Even if you just look for 29 year old girls named Jenny from LA on a dating site, you're going to end up with a ton of results to sift through!

71f9a No.10087

>>10057
is there a dating app for millionaires/celebrities?

4e35b No.10088

>>10087
I don't even have to check to know there 100% absolutely is. Probably several!

d22e0 No.10150

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Can you even imagine something like this happening to you?!

>Be you, checking your dating profile and seeing a match.

>The match in question is using social media pics from Jenny so you figure obvious catfish is obvious and unmatch
>Next day you get a video message from Jenny saying "Why did you unmatch with me anon? You seemed like my perfect match!"

This would be the point where I just walk into the ocean…

cb0d4 No.10196

The answer is E) Other. It doesn't matter to us. None of us will ever know her or meet her. We are loosers who will forever admire her form afar and wish our girlfriends and wives were Jenny because we project our own unhappiness and insecurities on her.

87c54 No.10197

>>10196
>us
>girlfriends and wives



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