No.13447
> Only 3 more weeks till fantasy fairy JennyThe dupe thread was 23 days ago and she's only 50% done with the video.
>>13445> she probably knows its not goodProbably why she's talking about Twilight, AGAIN. Guessing she'll make a short lul Twilight was so dumb vid after to regain her funny/sassy vibe.
> drones useless info that can be read in a wikiThat'll happen when you make a video about a unknown 5 year old theme park 2-3 hours long for no reason. It's not Disneyland or a 7 season show with 50 characters
Will Jenny become depressed if it doesn't get praised like TVD and then make even less stuff?
No.13450
>>13449Jenny got double the retweets instantly.
Wait, is this guy a nobody? Why does Jenny follow him and talk to him so often?
No.13452
>>13450im 50% sure ive heard of his podcast before… but where
https://www.patreon.com/WyattDuncan No.13454
>>13450>>13451yeah I was speculating in the last thread that there is some possibility that jenny and this guy are in a long distance relationship. he works in tv and movies so hes got the connections she wants. she engages with him an unusual amount for someone we have never seen her take a picture with.
No.13456
ok, heres my story, like a month ago someone on youtube made a joke about thinking the weird al jurassic park video is funny
so i look the video up, get recommended other videos, see one that looks like weird al's podcast. click it.
this guy on it starts talking to someone who says something like "i have a podcast named weird Albuquerque… i mean, straight outta albuquerque, i already messed my own name up" after i found out it wasn't weird al's podcast but just some retard i left the video.
that was this guy. weird, isnt it?
anyway hes a breadtube hanger-on and seems to be friends with quinton, also hes pretty ugly so i doubt jenny likes him.
No.13457
>>13440Disney Dan and Kevin.
No.13458
https://maxlandis.medium.com/why-i-never-responded-to-my-public-shaming-9f7a32d9db7fYou know that meme with a series of progressively bigger dominoes where it starts with a small one and builds to a huge one? This article is that small domino that will eventually lead to the huge domino of jenny squirting out max's baby.
No.13459
>>13455> Every girl’s boyfriend Haha, I know it’s like a Covid beard, hipster joke but that’s uncanny. Though with how shallow Jenny is about only being friends with girls less attractive than her, I don’t know how that translates to a boyfriend.
To be honest, I assumed if YouTube fizzled out Jenny’s dad would March her up with some young programmer or engineer he works with who would look like this guy but make a lot more money so it’s possible.
>>13453He might be too ethnical for Jenny, he’d be one “babe, your last video was 7 months ago and you’re still charging them” statement from getting dumped.
No.13460
>>13456> friends with quintonOhhh, never mind then, Ellis and SarahZ think Quentins a creep now.
Speaking of podcast, guess Jenny’s not part of that McDonald’s documentary they’re making in Florida. We gotta stop assuming she’ll…you know, work.
No.13461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXt4I-PX2Y0both these people (LS Mark/Lupa)have glommed onto jenny, what will she do?
>>13458>Auditions, might I ask, for what? What student films I directed?hes lied about this accusation twice, he was accused of pretending to be their director and tricking them into undressing. makes me think it might be real.
No.13463
>>13462That is almost certainly referencing Chloe Dykstra and Chris Hardwick.
No.13464
>>13462i thought so too until "public relationship with someone in hollywood". i still want to know what his drug induced messages to her are
No.13465
>>13464> I sent her a pretty weird message, not like a creepy message just like incoherent ambient message and it was not a good look.Word for word what he said.
No.13467
>>13461>makes me think it might be realAre you serious anon? Of course its real.
No.13468
>>13466No joke, Jenny might legit be dating Todd, that’s the 3rd group escape room with Sky/boyfriend, those two random chicks and Todd.
Eww, is Jenny really pogo sisters with Ellis?
No.13470
>>13466Also wasn’t Todd accused of sexual harassment? Jenny really has a type.
No.13473
>>13466Who posted this one?
No.13474
Sky just confirmed she’s learning Dutch for Holland so that’s who Jenny’s going with, wonder if Todd’s going too.
No.13476
>>13470hmm not that i remember…i think there was a situation where him and ellis were accused of gaslighting one of their friends or some bullshit, but that lady seemed super unstable and i dont think anything came of it.
No.13477
>>13470No as I recall, Todd's one trans friend was accused of being inappropriate by Jordan Searles who then also accused Todd and Lindsay Ellis of conspiring to turn everyone against her. Something like that. It was a whole thing! A whole stupid thing!
No.13478
>>13455I have a crazy conspiracy theory that Jenny does these things on purpose just to fuck with us because she knows it sends the anons here down crazy rabbit holes.
She has a psych degree, trolling this board could be the thing she's using it for!
No.13479
>>13478Did one of the two girls post this? I don’t follow their accounts; Jenny actually posted the last couple photos of the escape rooms. That’s all I initially thought this was, that it was her official escape room group. Unless the two girls are lesbians and this is some triple date thing.
No.13481
>>13466Yeah right… their Tetris pieces don't even line up!
No.13484
>>13482Well, there is that guy stalking her.
No.13485
>>13478> Jenny does these things on purpose just to fuck with us Nah, Jenny wouldn’t do anything like that because she would view that as us wining since she gave us her attention and focus and Jenny does not like to lose in any context.
She’s legit asked Todd to hangout with her now 3 times and since I can’t find this pic anywhere, I’m guessing they’ve hung out a bunch more times without her posting it.
No.13486
>>13466The real horror of this picture is that someone, probably unironically, owns a vhs copy of pyramid of light in 2021.
No.13488
>>13487What is up with Jenny and dress designed to fall off her shoulders?
No.13490
>>13488its sexy, but modest
you see it alot in spanish romance, frilly red dresses falling off the shoulder.
its a bit surreal to see jenny pull the same effect off with nerd culture lootbox clothes.
No.13491
>>13490Dont know if she’s pulling it off, I’m the Utah escape room pic she looked like a kid wearing her moms dress because sides were so far down it was to her wrists.
But if she bought the right size dresses she can’t be outraged when guys notice and comment on her clothes sliding off.
No.13492
Jenny has gained about 100 new patrons since posting the latest preview, pretty incredible for the last week of the month. By comparison, Ellis is going to end August with about 200 fewer patrons then she had at the end of July. In fact Ellis has lost patrons every month since April, when her support peaked after her weird twitter cancelling.
BTW I did the math and the provable minimum Jenny makes per month is currently up to $23k (the actual number is almost certainly much higher, maybe even double or more, but that is the amount we can mathematically prove she makes.)
No.13494
>>13492im seeing this button everywhere, when its fully unveiled will jenny lose patrons? will the cash she makes from this button outweigh the money she loses on patreon
>>13493cute
No.13495
>>13492A 100 patrons in a week is pretty normal, she gains 200 - 500 patrons a month.
No.13496
>>13492> provable minimum Jenny makes per month is currently up to $23k How insane is that, like Jenny must know she’s part of the 0.01% of people who make fuck you money simply by giving opinions on rambles and talking about stuff nobody cares about 3 times a year on YouTube.
I’m curious how she feels about it because it’s weird she doesn’t try to grow her income with sponsorships or multiple income streams and she also hasn’t done anything to mess with her setup in 5 years other than stop recording on her bed.
No.13497
>>13495i guess i've never paid particulat attention to it but my guess is that most of those new patrons come closer to the beginning of the month? Because those people who just signed up will be charged again on the first so I would guess if someone is interested in joining, they'd just wait till after the 1st, so it seems like 100 in the last week of the month is pretty good, ill have to pay attention to that next month.
No.13498
>>13497Jenny charges now as soon as fans sign up because some people used to join watch her rambles then unjoin before the 1st so they wouldn’t pay. Businesswoman Jenny doesn’t joke about her money.
Her growth is mostly through the Youtube algorithm recommending her vids to a fresh 70k people every day even 6 months after fur-trout. Her daily gains are about 10-20.
You can track all that info here, Jenny’s the 44th biggest subbed person on all of patreon.
https://graphtreon.com/creator/JennyNicholson No.13501
>>13493oh bailey :^(
You know, Bailes, a lot of your issues seem to come from self-sabotaging and seeing enemies where there are none while also finding friends where there are none. We just want you to be happy, Bailes! Hating us only makes you hate yourself more!
No.13502
Watching the Evermore video now, I don't get what everyone was so pissy about. This is the kind of thing that's right up Jenny's ally. Reviewing amusement/theme parks professionally is where it's at.
No.13504
>>13502Does it feel natural or like a recorded wiki entry?
No.13505
>>13504I thought it was natural. Yeah, there was the slew of facts, but I didn't find it obnoxious. It was all there to help put context into what made the park great and why it fell so hard. Whenever part 2 comes out, it'll be footage of her on the ground physically romping through the place.
It seems like a real shame, if anything, that Evermore went the way it did. The meme coof, the CEO being a spastic, firing the actors and thus the only reason anybody had for going to the park, it s seems like Evermore was like a next-level version of Renaissance Fair, which I've had fun going to in the past.
No.13506
>>13505Alright, so I guess it’ll be a hit with Jenny’s fans and they’ll say it was worth the 6-8 months wait.
Is it gonna be as popular as the vampire diaries video I wonder, I’m gonna say under 2 million views since it’s not a popular topic like TVD or Barbie or even Beanie Babies
No.13507
>>13506>worth the 6-8 months wait.I wouldn't go
that far.
No.13508
I like the Evermore video but it will NOT be a hit like the VPD video. It is too niche of a topic and there is too much information in it that most people will not care about. It will still do fine but it will probably take much, much longer to cross 1M if it does at all. It'll probably do Star Wars Land numbers or slightly worse.
I do think this might be discouraging for Jenny. 6-8 month gap between videos and the comeback video won't be a huge hit. I anticipate an even bigger gap between Evermore and whatever comes next.
No.13509
>>13506>>13508I think based on the number of people that will just turn the video on and go to sleep to it every night, it will get to 1 mil no problem. Also she said what she talks about in the second half of the video is what she hired lawyers for, so she may have uncovered something pretty scandalous. That alone might generate enough attention to make it a hit. And lastly, have you anons learned nothing? Jenny doesn't lose.
No.13513
>>13510shes a drama youtuber right? i think i watched some of her videos but found them forced and uninformed.
No.13514
>>13512is it deleted i cant see it in her comments
No.13515
>>13509> hired lawyersWonder if she hired legit lawyers who do corporate stuff or ones off an app for $200 an hour.
No.13516
>>13510>>13511>>13512
> If you have even an ounce of people reading skills you should be able to see Max for what he really is.He says something nice and everyone shits on him, even someone saying they were a big fan but that he’s not allowed to ever move on or be forgiven so he gets weird and defensive.
I talked to him after the medium post and he’s pretty happy. I brought up ourgirl and he said he’s still bummed she ghosted him and misses her but hes not gonna dwell on past friends.
We talked about Jenny’s lack of content lately and he said she shouldn’t be in the business she’s in but creative people have been told they’ll get notoriety if they just criticize stuff.
No.13517
>>13510The craziest thing about this is the girl doesn’t have a Patreon. What is that accent she’s got, like slow Australian?
Between this 19 year old posting videos weekly (no way she works alone) and SarahZ posting hour long videos monthly, Jenny better watch out before she’s aged out of all that lonely guy and older women nostalgia money.
No.13518
>>13516i wanted to ask him jenny questions too but i cant find his comment thread
No.13519
>>13510>defend this lunatic.Max literally did nothing wrong, tho.
No.13521
>>13520Where does the time go?
No.13522
>>13520$120,000 in her checking account since her last public video upload. Dream job.
No.13523
I expect Jenny to comment about this video any second now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMLazPRc664 No.13524
>>13523The ultimate argument:
Who has better feet, Bailey or Jenny? No.13525
>>13524In her more depressed times, I wonder how much it eats her up that she’s not even on the site.
No.13526
>>13514yeah i cant find it now either, he must have deleted.
>>13516>He says something nice and everyone shits on himHe thinks he's still a big enough deal that when he tells someone he likes their stuff they will get all flustered and suddenly realize they want to fuck him (like jenny did). He literally starts his thing off saying he never leaves comments like that, then defends the creepy comment by saying he does that for lots of youtubers. then when people call him out on the contradiction he starts gaslighting them as if THEY are acting weird. Glad the youtuber herself saw through his bullshit.
>>13519>Max literally did nothing wrong, thohe raped a girl you sociopath.
No.13527
>>13526>he must have deleted. darn. theres two big questions i need answers to. i'll get my opportunity someday
>>13526>they will get all flusteredhow does jenny expect people to react when she flirts with them
No.13528
>>13527>darn. theres two big questions i need answers toyou could always ask
>>13516 to ask for you, unless its like super confrontational stuff
No.13529
>>13528its normal stuff, i just dont want the questions getting traced back here and outing someone.
No.13530
>>13526>he raped a girl you sociopath.No proof, false allegations. Max is innocent.
No.13532
>>13531How is that even on brand? For all her Disneyland criticism, she still gut a 1,000 virgin patrons before she’d ever let the place close down and has been paying daily rates to visit.
And she never finished her Knotts Berry Farm video which I’d totally forgotten about because of how many videos she abandon this year.
We really need to create a list.
No.13533
>>13531> Reaction style videosJenny literally said those are low quality content when she used to make videos monthly.
No.13534
>>13533She’s a fantastic example of how to succeed at failing and giving up on everything you once believed.
No.13535
>>13502I addition to Jenny phoning it in, ultimately the park, the owner and the surrounding "controversies" just aren't all that interesting. I don't think she even enjoyed her time there outside of making MST3K-style comments about everything.
>>13510>Literally insane how some of you still defend this lunaticMax is my nigger with a hard R.
>>13531>Halloween reaction videosA costume try-on video would totally redeem her… assuming of course she can finish her current project before November.
No.13536
>>13535> assuming she can finish her current project before November.After the vaccine came out I wrote here, worst case she might start traveling the world and only make like 2 videos.
Like holy shot, when she actually goes to Holland next year will she at least vlog or is it gonna be like 1 video?
No.13538
>>13533remember when she mocked long videos too?
>>13535>"controversies" just aren't all that interestingim telling ya, she forced the expose angle because she wanted a lawsuit
No.13539
I’m also surprised Jenny hasn’t issued a statement about Disney’s new annual passes after she talked about it on Sardonicast.
No.13541
>>13540Imagine being so socially retarded that 98% of your meals have to be delivered to your home, and they consist of Applebee’s salads mozzarella sticks.
No.13542
>>13540does she ever prepare food from groceries? "i can cook" might be a good pickup line to use on jenny
No.13543
>>13536>when she actually goes to Holland next yearI bet travel will be restricted again before she can go as the Delta variant ramps up it's spread. Why she doesn't go as soon as she can (I think they opened up to international in July) I have no idea.
>>13538>she forced the expose angle because she wanted a lawsuitJenny's not that confrontational… is she? And lawsuits cost money.
>>13541>ywn have a sweet Jenny wife that is afraid to cook and always orders you your favorite fast food No.13544
New lame TikTok for what it’s worth.
No.13545
>>13544>Jenny on TikTok>no slutty dances>not even that cute handjob oneIf you're going to be old on TikTok Jen, try and keep up.
No.13546
>>13545jenny takes the Jack-O challenge
No.13547
>>135441. How did we miss that for 3 days?
2. She is so fucking petty, she did all that only to still show her arms.
3. Why the fuck does it have 54k views, she didn’t even promote it on Twitter.
No.13548
>>13547>3. Why the fuck does it have 54k views, she didn’t even promote it on Twitter.I guess "squishtok" is a real thing
No.13549
So, what's everyone getting Jenny for her Birthday? Less than a week left to shop anons, better hurry up!
No.13550
>>13549Have appointment tomorrow at the salon to get a trim and blowout in the shape of a heart on my pubes so I can DM it to Bailey to pass along to Jenny.
No.13551
>>13549What does Jenny really need at this point besides Ellis being thrown into traffic or a rural cowboy bf to take her away from the evils of urban California?
>>13550Do it, I dare you. No.13553
Yeahhhh, Jenny definitely saw her tweet about Max.
>>13551> Ellis thrown into trafficNot too get too deep but I told ourboy it was weird Jenny defended and stuck to certain cancelled friends but not others, he responded he’d heard rumors Ellis has threatened to off herself to friends before to keep them on her side.
No.13554
>>13553>Ellis has threatened to off herself to friends before to keep them on her side.i feel bad for her, she clearly has a mental illness. if she wasn't cute
formerly she'd be homeless by now.
No.13555
>>13554 https://youtu.be/7Alen-p6_akI always felt that this was a pretty good representation of her character outside of her writers and carefully choreographed videos. Nervous, mouth breathing, giggling at her own jokes, calling everyone a Nazi and discussing her drug use. Outside of her image this person is pathetic.
No.13556
>>13553>Ellis has threatened to off herselfI 100% believe this. What a bitch.
>>13554>clearly has a mental illnessHer son would attest to that. Oh wait.
No.13557
>>13549I wish she had a PO Box so we could get a birthday live stream of her tossing any presents she got into a wood chipper… "
Ew no! That sounds like a boy name!"
>>13552Kites are an outside toy, you'd have to keep a very close eye on Jenny so she doesn't run off with strangers promising her candy or toys.
>>13553>>13554Ellis seemed like a psychopathic phony for as long as I've known about her. There's just no "soul" behind the eyes.
No.13558
>>13555yeah yeah, thats my mental image of her. that constant tension and stuttering. i always felt like she was barely holding herself together.
>>13557not to be mean, but it actually would have been funny if not for the narration
No.13559
>>13558You could almost make a drinking game at how many times you hear her suck air in.
No.13560
>>13557> How petty is JennyReads comments about her hands being visible, shops online for long green gloves she'll never wear after this bit, records a new video and (purposely?) doesn't use the software correctly to hide her hands.
No.13562
>>13561> I didn't even complainI just tweeted about their poor service to 220,000 fans.
No.13563
>>13560she can do all that
yet she cant find the time to work on a (real) video
No.13564
>>13563It’s almost enough to make you think she’s lazy and entitled…
No.13565
I can't believe Jenny hasn't taken a swing at Texas yet. Their new abortion law is pretty outrageous.
>>13560She did all that just to
avoid working on her video.
No.13566
>>13565I guess Jenny knows this ones too big to comment on, so she went with making fun of a Roland Emmerich movie instead. Jenny knows to stay in her lane.
No.13570
>>13557Oh fug just a little softer jenny, almost hitting that asmr. It's not sexual I promise even though you are clearly tsundere archetype. Why didn't you get into va properly, a truly saddening waste of talent.
No.13572
Another video from Ellis, this one on Loki.
No.13573
Ellis has been nominated for a Dragoncon award…are there book awards not provided by conventions?
No.13575
>>13568I bet deep down she's still holds some of those old religious beliefs, but hides them so ol' Lindsay "Free Shots, I'll Scrape 'Em Out Later" Ellis doesn't get upset with her.
>>13574>still trying to get MaxLike his dad, he's untouchable. Time to move on ladies.
No.13576
>>13574#JUSTICEFORMAX
#SHAMETHESLUTS
No.13578
>>13574>calling a woman fat is on the same level as rapelol
according to max's enemies Jen is one of his victims, he has no friends, just people he manipulated into liking him
No.13580
The mega drop with all the deleted rambles was deleted. I wanted to see the one where she talks about getting hired by disneyland! Now I never will
No.13584
>>135831. So that’s why she was so quiet last few days, she literally makes these rambles in like 2-3 days.
2. Is it the lighting, why does her face look…like it hasn’t fully developed.
No.13588
>>13583why she own a slime, she doesnt play rpgs
>>13584>2. Is it the lighting, why does her face look…like it hasn’t fully developed.i know my way around a camera, but i have no idea why it looks like that
my guess is the default settings for indoor/low light environments aren't great.
honestly it might just be a shit camera.
No.13589
>>13588> shit cameraGuess Jennys using her tax write-off on too many mics and not enough cameras
No.13591
>>13590That's literally a theme park dark ride. Shouldn't jenny like that
No.13592
>>13591It’s so hard to tell what is true ninny or on brand Jenny.
No.13593
2 more months before Jenny wins her Hugo with like 300 votes.
You think she's already written her acceptance speech?
No.13595
>>13590what does that mean
she didnt know her car was supposed to be in neutral? were her breaks on? was she stepping on the petal?
i went to twitter for clarification and am even more confused. her breaks WERE on? how?
the only way i can make sense of it is if she didn't know what it was at first, realized once it started, and was lying about thinking she was going to die
was anyone else confused or am i retarded.
No.13596
>>13585I wish I could give you one but I'm not the anon on the inside. Hopefully that hero is still among us and can help us out!
No.13597
>>13595Yeah, it’s almost impossible Jenny’s never run into the most common car cash ever of being on a track that moves her car in a slow straight line made her think she’d die unless she had the break on and it turned her car.
But there’s ALWAYS either an attendant or automated sign that says neutral.
Pretty sure she’s playing up the cute silly car got scared to get a few more patrons.
No.13599
>>13598Well, I mean she's not wrong…
Does anyone have a link to the full ramble?
No.13600
>>13595>>13597Maybe its a west coast thing but I also have never seen a car wash where you keep the car in neutral.
No.13602
>>13598>omg i put on sexual costumes, why would anyone sexualize that??!?!?If I rolled my eyes any harder they'd fall out of their sockets.
>>13599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3npfPOlecM No.13605
>>13598It's a shame she feels that way, that was one of her more creative and funny videos. She didn't go the easy route by choosing all the ridiculous slutty versions of costumes you see on shelves (that everyone mocks), but instead went for the ones nobody wanted (which meshed well with her humor). Honestly, I don't think she believes in her creativity enough to try and top that video and the "creeps" are just an easy excuse to avoid exposing that. She's regressed, essentially, to pointless Wikipedia posts where she dumps a bunch of info nobody cared enough about to seek out on their own with a snarky comment here and there; a style that requires no real creativity to put together.
I don't even recall chuckling during her hour-long Evermore preview. To make matters worse, it wasn't very interesting either.
>>13602Thanks! This was such a "no frills" ramble though. With the exception of a few anecdotes, there was zero meat in this one.
No.13606
>>13605Well when you think about it, she uploaded exactly ONE video to youtube this year and it was just 10 minutes of her hands sowing. Despite that she has consistently grown in both subscribers and Patreons - and as we know from the numbers on these rambles, most patrons don't even watch those!
So it makes sense that she's going to start putting in less and less effort cause she's not being punished for it at all!
If she can prosper doing less than the bare minimum, she's going to. Though to be fair, that would be true for me as well!
No.13607
>>13598to be fair shes the one who decided to dress like a "lolita fetish" in her words.
she could choose more modest costumes this time.
like last year at Target they had literal furry fursuit heads, jenny could probably think of a few good jokes off that
No.13608
>>13598> CreepyJenny is so full of shit, really, she only understands the concept of a guy finding her attractive in a perverse sense?
She’s posted DOZENS of pics in short skirts showing off her legs, wearing bottom up shirts that she ties the bottom half to show off her stomach instead of buttoning it and of course 95% of her shoulder dresses are always 2-3 sizes too big and actually fall off her, which is not how they’re supposed to fit.
Give me a break.
No.13609
>>13605> Wikipedia posts where she dumps a bunch of info nobody cared enough about to seek out on their own with a snarky comment here and there; a style that requires no real creativity to put together.Jenny became SarahZ before SarahZ could become Jenny
No.13610
>>13598I was just watching Brand New Cherry Flavor and just struck me how no one in movies or TV gives a single solitary shit that people can see their feet. Yet it's always low level internet "celebs" on twitter and insta that feel they need to hide their feet. But if actual stars don't give a shit, why do Jenny and girls like her give such a big fuck if some online weirdo gets off on their feet?
Or in Jenny's case, why does she care so much if someone can see her cleavage or thighs or whatever? Seriously even if the creepiest creep online is getting off to it, how does it hurt her?
I just don't understand why it's such a giant deal to her and her friends
No.13611
>>13610Because many of them have that mentality that if someone looks at them, they feel personally violated even if the one looking is completely harmless. Real celebs know that people are going to look 'cause how often do regular people see celebs in real life? But the ecelebs want the fame but none of the other stuff that comes with it. Jenny does seem a bit weird as in she seems to be very open and engaging when meeting fans in public, but for some reason gets all hot and bothered when people talk about her online.
No.13612
>>13608>>13610>>13611I'm not going to pretend I know what it's like to be lusted after 24/7 by thousands of people, but is she really "winning" against The Creeps™ by hiding herself away and letting them dictate her behavior?
No.13613
>>13612Here's a wacky question: in trying to be strong independent women, have we been sneakily making Bailey and Jenny more conservative?
No.13614
>>13613Anyone from an affluent upbringing is going to have a handful of conservative values; Bailey and Jenny hold onto their feminism because it’s a cheap way of developing an identity and character. it similar to when you see the kids in Nebraska start acting like crips or bloods. This allows them to be perpetual victims, never be wrong, and fuels their paranoia that the world is out to get them.
No.13615
>>13613Jenny would be so mad if she discovered we had any sort of influence on her. Bailey? Well, we all know how she feels about us paying attention to her… don't know if that'd make her more conservative though.
No.13617
>>13615> Jenny would be so mad if she discovered we had any sort of influence on her.I mean “We” have huge influence over her. She shares less of everything because of us and other guys without acknowledging or admitting it. Easiest examples being selfies, or group travel pics of herself she shares vs the pics her friends share like her sexy outfits in Vegas or the group Evermore pics.
No.13618
>>13616I think it's a holder for an air freshener. I remember seeing something like that at bath and body works
No.13619
You should've censored the tentacles on Squid Wizard Jenny, Bailes. You can't be posting her "feet" like that!
>>13617I doubt she separates us from the rest of the rabble (Patreon, Twitter, etc) though.
No.13620
at the end of the day, we live rent free in their minds. we've directly impacted their lives several times over since 8ch. they can do what they will, we've already won
No.13621
>>13620Not hard to live rent free in these two minds; in that rambled Jenny was still salty about one of her mothers bitchy friends criticizing her opinion of Mamma Mia, a movie over 13 years old.
<Rude! No.13623
>>13620Was this one of you anons?
Also, just out of academic curiousity, where does one find this Jenny/Bailey fanfic?
Or does she mean the occasional joke here? Because I feel like that shouldn't count.
Shit, she totally means us, doesn't she?
No.13624
>>13620> since 8chanAlways nice to see an Anon from the olden days.
>>13621> moms friend criticizing Jenny’s opinion of Mamma Mia.I can’t believe I never saw it. I’ve known girls exactly like Jenny, she’s the perpetual 16 year old who hates all the movies her parents love. Jenny must’ve been insufferable.
>>13623Hmm, where did Jenny pull those One Direction fan fics where they buy and r*pe girls, she didn’t have a problem making content out of that.
Maybe Fanfiction.net but more likely wattpad.
No.13626
>>13625I’m confused is this what she’s referencing? Because you’re not doing this for your kids Jenny, it’s for money and internet fame.
I hate that after she wins whenever someone criticizes Jenny one of these guys will be like “Actually, she’s a Hugo award winner so what do you know.”
I hate that no one knows the nominees in her categories only got 47 - 75 and anyone paying $50 could vote. Or that no one will know that her competition was 2 literal conventions, a tirade video against George RR Martin hosting the previous Hugo, a feminist rewording of Beowulf and another YouTube video.
It’s like winning an Oscar for best limo driver to the Oscars.
No.13628
Jenny is getting so passive-agressive now. I'm guessing pushback for not releasing videos anymore is starting.
No.13629
>>13623Man, I thought Bailey would enjoy all my little one act plays throughout the years…
>>13625>>13626I think this is what she means (see pic).
No.13630
>>13625People need to stop enabling our girl in her bad habits!
No.13631
>>13622>it's all horrible things.WE ARE AS GODS
>>13624>Always nice to see an Anon from the olden days.A blessing and a curse, amirite?
>>13628Definitely getting that vibe. We're nearing an event horizon where her good luck might finally lose out to people not finding her laziness oh-so-whimsical.
>>13630>People*Ellis
No.13632
>>13631>*EllisYou can blame a lot on Ellis but not Jenny's shitty work ethic. Lindsay manages to do a lot, she released one video on youtube and another as a Nebula exclusive just this month. This is aside from her book, her podcast and her PBS show. If anything Jenny can learn some productivity from Ellis!
No.13633
>>13632So what you're saying is that Ellis is a psychic vampire and has drained Jenny of her will to work. Interesting theory.
No.13635
>>13623that guy was clearly joking
but jenny has had a ton of fanfics of her, im sure bailey has been in some
pic related isnt a fanfic, but it
the original unedited version at least was something jennys fans made in like 2013. so bailey has always been seen as a sidekick of sorts, im not surprised shes appeared in the fantasies of jen's fans
>>13631> her good luck might finally lose outshe wont lose money, but she'll lose face. and a wound to her reputation will sting like a slap in the face.
No.13636
In less than 12 hours (LA time zone) Jenny will be 30 years old.
who’s going to hold her phone to make sure blackout drunk Jenny doesn’t post something lewd?
No.13637
>>13623What bothers me about this is that these girls never thought about the consequences of putting themselves out there. They created their own characters, made themselves desirables, but it's everybody else's fault when they have to pretend they're "better than that". Or, even, pretending that they haven't learned how to be less whorish in trying to dig for attention and how much influence we have over the "influencers".
And yet you just know Bailey read that fanfic and got off to it, too. You just know. No.13638
But really what I guess I'm trying to say here is that if we can't find Bailey/Jenny fanfics we need to make our own.
No.13639
>>13636>30That's a big number for a girl. Shame we're unlikely to her what she thinks of how things are going now compared to where 20 year old Jenny thought she'd be at that age. Did she imagine being a mom living a domestic life or was struggling to edit a single video for months as a YouTuber while "making it" in LA always the plan? Where does 30 year old Jenny see herself in ten years time? Is she still on YouTube? Is she taking the kids to Disneyland?
You know, I can't believe she didn't remark upon her upcoming birthday in her last ramble. Maybe 30 is a little too old now…
No.13640
big three ohh. from here on our girls truckin' towards her 40s
No.13641
>>13639>>13640This decade will be the last chance Jenny or Bailey has at having children.
No.13642
>>13629Yeah but Jenny’s reference still doesn’t make sense.
Homer does a job he hates for his daughter
>>13626 so Jenny hates editing her own Evermore video that she choose the topic and length of but is persevering for her Barbie video even though she paused that video because it was too long and even only started it because she paused the Beanie Baby video before that.
This is insane, how is Jenny playing the victim of her own choices and circumstances.
No.13643
>>13642> This is insane, how is Jenny playing the victim of her own choices and circumstances.Modern feminism; it’s all kinds of awful/stupid.
No.13644
jenny sees being a youtuber as some torturous task that she cant escape from.
big news
No.13645
>>13642Like Homer, she's just hanging on to a bit of positivity to get her through the day. Trying to ignore the (imaginary) demotivational "You'll be editing forever." sign and finishing her work.
No.13647
>>13646
Don't be so autistic, Anon. Relax.
No.13648
>>13646
>Homers only option was to do that job
Speaking of autism, didn't he get fired and go threw a slew of different jobs? He didn't HAVE to work at the power plant, and the only reason he did was because he lucked into it because his job was 99% automated, nobody ever checked his credentials, and nobody ever watched what he actually did except for that one episode.
No.13650
Jenny mentioned in the ramble that her next video after evermore is going to be a quick "travel log" video to an undisclosed location. She also said she was going to put off editing it until evermore was done, which implied to me she would be filming it before evermore is out. so im wondering if she went on a trip for her birthday.
No.13651
>>13650sneaking into japan after all
No.13653
>>13651Unless she's literally sneaking in via cargo container I don't think that's going to be possible, even for Jenny
No.13656
>>13650Well her birthday is on Labor Day so it would make sense to take the trip on Frida but since none of her friends (not you Bailey) have day jobs it means they can start it Saturday or on Monday itself.
I’m guessing the trip is Emmy, Sky, Ellis, and Kat.
No.13658
Happy Birthday Jenny!
As my gift I will go one week without calling you spoiled, entitled or lazy. Enjoy!
No.13659
>>13656The fact that she's barely been tweeting lately may mean she's already on the trip
No.13660
>ywn spank Jenny on her birthdayHAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNY! >>13655In one of her rambles she said the same about The League of Extraordinary Gentleman too. She loved it until she found out nobody else did.
>>13659IIRC, she didn't mention her birthday at all last year on Twitter either.
No.13661
>>13658> one week without calling you spoiled, entitled or lazyI’m almost positive that’s the same gift you gave her last year.
No.13662
>>13660> Jenny loved The League of Extraordinary GentlemanWhattttt??? That’s wild, I liked it as a kid and didn’t understand the universal panning.
No.13663
>>13661It was but she released so much more work last year so I feel like this year it means more!
No.13664
>>13663>so much more work last yearVideo releases by year:
2016: 21 (starting in May with her first "modern" video)
2017:30
2018:26
2019:18
2020:5
2021:2
And that 2 is being very generous counting the stupid stuffed fish video and the vampire diaries video that she essentially did all the work for the previous year. She said in the ramble she wants to do a bunch of short reaction videos for Halloween season but smart money is on her doing maybe 1 of those at most. I didn't think it would be possible to do less then the 5 video releases she had last year but here we are.
No.13665
>>13664Like you said, the Vampire Diaries vid shouldn't even count because she technically uploaded it in 2020 and it just got stuck in copyright claim limbo for a month. So the only thing she uploaded this year was the fur bearing trout video.
(This is not a criticism, since I'm not doing that this week, just stating some facts)
No.13666
>>13660>She loved it until she found out nobody else did.would barbies count too? she collected them, but seemed embarrassed to admit it until now when i guess its popular/fun again?
oh, and happy birthday to my girlfriend jenny!
No.13669
Rewatching the Jenny in Japan ramble and she claims to have list 15 pounds in a week there because she didn’t eat anything. Is that accurate or her bullshit again?
No.13670
>>13669Not “nothing” but undereating I mean
No.13671
>>13668Where is this from?
No.13672
>>13671Skylarky's discord. The link is in the sticky
No.13673
>>13672Thanks! I doubt my sanity could handle trudging the board.
No.13674
>>13466>>13668Im officially unable to keep up with the new sources of Jenny info.
All I found was this Youtuber (113k subs) reading a fanfic about Jenny while I was trying to see how fan fans wished Jenny a happy birthday. Only like 3 people did weirdly.
I remember so many people used to tweet her hbd and she’d reply or like the comments but now it’s just silence from everyone.
No.13676
>>13668At least that video sounds finished since Sky is talking about it past tense like some kinda vlog video that was already recorded.
Let’s see how long Jenny needs to edit a vlog, she manages rambles in a few days.
No.13677
>>13668AHHHHHHHH whats her problem.
>>13669i can see that, especially if she didn't think to convert dollars to yen. she seems like she can't handle herself outside of very controlled environments.
she might have even expected japan to cater to americans/tourists with English language stores (it doesn't)
No.13678
>>13669> 15 pounds in a weekSince Jenny I wasn’t massively obese and immediate weight loss is mostly water weight, a girl her size losing over 10% of her body weight in 7 days wouldve been in the hospital for extreme hydration.
No.13681
>>13680>2. Wonder if she’s surprised so few fans wished her a happy birthday. With how little she interacts with her fans, should it be surprising?
No.13682
>>13680>Ok somethings definitely up with her and Wyattyeah i've been suspicious of him for a while. He often tweets about the cars movies, the rami spider man movies, and nostalgia critic. I did find 2 videos he's tweets in the last 2-4 months of him at home on a couch with some other girls. in one case she's all covered up and they are watching videos on a laptop. i guess could just be a roommate but she had a girlfriend vib. id say if the travel log video recorded the last few days was in new mexico or somewhere close to it, it will be good evidence they are together.
No.13683
>>13682Yeah, New Mexico could be her next travel location as she’s been traveling to south western states and they have a Meow Wolf location there and she loved the one in Vegas so that’s probably where she went for the travel vlog.
>>13680Alright she liked more tweets since I made this post so Jenny’s literally just scrolling Twitter and not out doing something for her birthday and since there’s no pics from earlier in the day I guess she did something private or nothing at all.
No.13686
>>13685And before anyone goes "oh noooo, you shouldn't have posted about it! Now they'll know!"
Yeah, no, they clearly already know…
No.13687
https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1435238709146828802on one hand its shitty to charge people 15$ for this
on the other hand… the scenario jenny seems to present, is that a family with a severely autistic child is going to be taking him into a haunted house, knowing the child is going to have an outburst if scared? that doesnt seem reasonable.
though a Vet having some rambo ptsd breakdown at a haunted house and taking out all the actors would make for a fun movie
No.13689
>>13688is there like a fakipidia where you can just upload slander and humorous lies?
No.13690
can someone post Alexander's school photo, i need to see something.. i might just be crazy..
No.13692
>>13583kek. Does anyone have shots of Jenny in highschool?
No.13693
>>13688Whomever is in charge of their wiki likely has a daily report that shows all new entries so you’d have to wait until that person leaves best case.
Worst case they have a keyword alert for Jenny through Jenny/Bailey connections at Fandom.
No.13694
>>13692> Jenny HS picsYeah, but on different computer. I know others have it too since most/all rare pics were dumped on 8chan or here years ago.
But just FYI, this kind of stuff is why Jenny hasn’t posted birthday pics this year or last.
No.13698
>>13662Like Van Helsing, it's a very underrated adventure film. Not quite as tight as Van Helsing, but not completely unwatchable either.
>>13664So next year it looks like we're just going to get like 5 Rambles at most, huh?
>>13691>Stephen NicholsonWhat's this guy's story?
>>13692It looks like Jenny has always posed with her foot askew (she's also gotten extremely cute since then).
No.13699
>>13698>5 Rambles at mostsorry i should clarify this is just her main channel releases. her ramble videos are the one thing she has actually reliably delivered every month for the last 3 years or so.
No.13700
>>13697I shared most if not all my rare pics.
>>13698Really goes to show you Jenny ugly duck to swan transpiration halfway through college.
No.13701
>>13698>Stephen Nicholson>What's this guy's story?Since the pictures are in alphabetical order, it's more likely that guys last name is Nichols or maybe Nicholsen, not Nicholson
No.13702
Anyone have the picture of her on the bench? Top tier cute Jenny.
No.13703
>>13696wtf is up with her yearbook quote? is it in response to a question or something? outside of someone asking her to define the word culture, i can't imagine why someone would say that. unless she's actually trying to communicate a hidden message…
No.13704
>>13701>covering up the thrill killing of their brother Stephen by Jenny and Alex/LindsayThe truth will be revealed, Anon!
>>13702Top tier indeed.
No.13707
>>13691thanks, i saw this meme and got a shock as i realized jenny's brother looks like her celebrity crush.
sickening isn't it, what does it mean?
No.13708
>>13707Same thing her incest song meant.
No.13709
>>13708And don't forget about her award-winning college play, that was about incest too.
No.13710
>>13709I’m sensing a theme…
No.13711
Should I/we post all the rates in the library? I don’t think I have many old ones I haven’t shared already.
No.13712
>>13711We need a rare board, definitely.
No.13713
>>13711>>13712Pop em here:
https://badcars4.life/jenny/res/9710.htmlThat was the original purpose of that board and it has tons of space, and some rares already.
No.13714
>>13704Christ, this picture…
No.13717
>>13716> Admit only permission to create Called it and now it’s locked so no one can post a Jenny wiki regardless of the admin working there.
Sure would be a shame if…idk, a page for Penny Ticholson is posted in a few years.
JK, but you can add small bits of info to her wikis on other pages and platforms instead. Posting about it here is probably how they found out.
No.13718
>>13717> Posting about it here is probably how they found out.No, not this time. Page was already locked when it got posted here.
I guess posting about Jenny is a serious privacy violation. At least this board is still safe!
No.13719
>>13716The absolute state.
>>13718>At least this board is still safe!Jenny's not the only one who gets benefits from worshipping the dark gods.
No.13720
> No tweets, replies or likes all day.
Yeah Jenny went out, might’ve just started a delayed birthday celebrations.
No.13721
>>13720id bet she's still on her travel log trip…has sky said anything in discord, or done a stream in the last 2 or 3 nights that might indicate the trip is over?
No.13723
>>13721Wednesday morning yesterday Skylark was with her sister watching videos with her sister
No.13724
>>13723Said so in discord
No.13725
>>13723> Skylark was with her sister watching videos with her sisterSky was streaming with Jenny?
>>13721> travel log If she went to Meow Wolf in New Mexico, 100% Jenny hangout with Wyatt and 95% she doesn’t mention or show a pic with him.
No.13726
>>13725>100% Jenny hangout with Wyatt and 95% she doesn’t mention or show a pic with himYes if Jenny went to New Mexico, its 100% that she's in a long distance relationship with Wyatt (wonder if they got any fucking done with Sky around?) It would be hard for her to hide him on the video though if she is doing a vlog type thing, unless he is only behind the camera.
Although Kirsten has been tweeting about being on a trip with "2 types of vacationers". Not sure if that tells us anything, like maybe Jenny and Lindsay are one type and Wyatt is another? or maybe Kirsten's boyfriend is the other type?
No.13727
>>13725No, just talked about doing it offstream in discord
No.13748
>>13726>100% that she's in a long distance relationship with Wyathes too ugly, i dont think jennys nice enough to overlook that
also this reminds me of jenny
No.13751
>>13750Yeah, looks like it’s Tennessee.
Jenny talked about regretting not traveling more and would go to a lot more places post-Covid (wouldn’t we all with no job & $30k monthly handout) but she’s picking weird spots for the basic Cali girl she is.
Las Vegas was the most mainstream and I doubt it was even her idea.
>>13726I was so sure Wyatt was gonna get a tight big breasted hug from Jenny in New Mexico but it was not to be.
No.13755
>>13753why is everyone but two people hiding their earnings
No.13756
>>13755A lot of people might not give someone $5 to a free YouTube channel if you see they’re already bringing in $20,000 a month.
No.13758
just learned Wyatt is married…i guess jenny just thinks he's funny?
No.13761
>>13760>most disturbingly cutesy girl's voicejesus anon that was scary as fuck…up until the end i thought it was gonna be bailey!
No.13763
>>13758none of us knew he was married till now, guess in a few hours whomever relays our messages to her will give her the bad news.
But fits with Jenny pattern of only befriending taken guys just like she ditched Max soon as Ani broke up with him.
No.13765
>13760Hot…
>>13762Spending $30 on a single serving of popcorn isn't just for the wealthy, Anon!
No.13766
>>13763id say jenny doesn't seem like the type to break up a relationship, but she had no issue throwing herself at max as hard as she could even after meeting ani.
No.13772
>>13762shes pretending to be concerned about the coronavirus, its like a relatable "im doing the thing!" kinda tweet
No.13775
3 tweets on 3 days, this trips got Jenny’s full attention. There’s got to be a theme park aspect to it.
No.13776
>>13775>>13726from this she appears to be real busy.. actually wasn't it established that this is a work trip and jenny's doing a new video?
maybe shes planning and editing
No.13778
>>13777what did she say about him?
also poor fucking guy, imagine how humiliated he is.
No.13779
>>13778She’s been complaining for ages on Twitter and in her last ramble that he looks way too old for the role.
No.13781
>>13776she said she is filming a travel log, but that she wouldn't start editing it until she was done with the evermore video. I thought the tweet about ordering from door dash meant she was back home but i guess there's no reason she couldn't order door dash to her hotel, so hard to say if she is still away.
No.13782
>>13779To be fair, she's not wrong.
No.13784
>>13783Look personally I think feet are weird and gross and I don't know why some dudes are turned on by it but I'm far more confused as to why girls like Jenny act as if someone enjoying pics of her feet (or any other bodypart) is a form of assault on her!
No.13785
>>13783*fingers crossed for that "ironic" Onlyfans content*
>>13784Jenny could be uncomfortable (or just have general insecurities) with men finding her sexually attractive. Women with no man are particularly hypersensitive to things like that.
No.13787
>>13786lol, straight up doxxed that dude. Jenny was fucking ruthless. Now days she'd be pretending to be above that sort of thing while launching into a virtuous, wordy post (which she also mocks men for) about boundaries and shit.
I want the old spergy/autistic Jenny back!
No.13788
>>13779if you're an adult whos hobby is crashing children's playgrounds you should complain about people being too old
No.13789
>>13786I remember she used to complain about guys sending her messages and friend requests and someone was finally like you can just make your account private so she doesn’t have to deal with these things anymore.
I think she stopped interacting with people on her Facebook fan page too.
No.13791
>>13790 Pretty short skirt to sit and play in corn
No.13795
>>13793How does it feel to know that corn got to 2nd base with Jenny before you did?
No.13796
>>13790What a waste of corn. Americans truly are repugnant.
No.13797
>>13795Why must you hurt me so.
>>13796The Jews are behind this.Just like 9/11. No.13798
>>13796> Waste of cornNah, we got corn out the ass, it’s in literally everything even our sugar is made of corn.
Nobody told Iowa they can grow anything else.
No.13799
>>13794why is mass shooter wojak making jenny videos
>>13795a cow somewhere ate a piece of corn that got jennys pussy sweat on it.
>>13796it was fed to cows at the end of the fair. if youre mad about anything, it should be that cows are forced to eat filthy little kid booger/ass/foot corn
No.13800
>>13794Guys got 110k subs, I reference this on here a week or two ago. Did you find it by accident too?
>>13466Ok last time I’m gonna ask, where’d you find this? It’s no where on any of their socials.
No.13801
>>13800>Did you find it by accident too?Nah, I was checking in on the Reddit to see if there was anything interesting. Found it there.
No.13802
i was searching "jenny nicholson dead channel" to see if there were any complaints/speculation about her channel, i saw in related searches that 3/4 top jenny searches were of her love life.
also this has been updated
https://starsunfolded.com/jenny-nicholson/ No.13804
>>13803What makes everybody so certain she’s 5 foot six? I certainly don’t think she’s that tall. Maybe she’s not as short as 5 foot one but I definitely think she’s between 5 foot two or four at best.
No.13805
>>13804she said herself she is 5'6, and she's self conscious about it so i dont think she'd lie about it.
No.13806
looks like jenny went home today. im guessing she was so busy with her birthday vacation she didnt get any evermore video editing done. With this video even release this year?
No.13807
>>13805Sure but she’s also spread misinformation about herself on occasion. I think she would lie because she’s self-conscious about being short. She’s even said her middle name was Elaine before. I’ve heard a lot of people say Lindsay Ellis is 5 feet at best, as many people have remarked how short she is. Jenny is just barely over that.
No.13809
>>13807According to all sources Lindsay is 5'2 and Jenny is definitely taller than her so it's plausible that she's 5'6.
Also she mentioned that offhandedly in an old ramble, which would be a weird place for planting misinfo.
If it makes you feel better she can buy clothes made for children so she does have a very small frame!
No.13810
Pity we don't know how tall Bailey is. Faith claims to be almost 6 foot tall but I've heard Bailey counter that she's 5'8 or something and she's taller than Bailey whereas Bailey and Jenny are almost the same height.
No.13811
>>13807jenny's got a few inches on ellis for sure.
>>13808whoever wrote that doesn't even know her sister's name, i dont think they know what they are talking about. i think they are just referring to the patreon page and a bit confused about what it is.
No.13812
>>13810Makes me curious how tall Griffin is then, because even in heels she’s about a foot shorter than him. Also, Disney usually hires quite short people and she tends to be right on the same height as the Mickey costume characters. Also, if she is 5’ 6” that would put a lot of her old Disney coworkers in the 6 foot range as well. I’d be willing to bet her saying that her height is greater than what it is, is to avoid some kind of victimization from people. On her Max Landis millennial falcon show he asked her how tall she was and she skirted the question. She did say she was quite short, but 5’ 6” isn’t inordinately short for a girl.
No.13814
>>13812>She did say she was quite shortshe was so weird on that show it was hard to know what was real or not, she also was kind of intimidated by max back then and considering how tall he is maybe she felt weird claiming to be tall herself.
No.13817
>>13814If anything, I’d say Max would have the ability to bully the truth from her. Making her admit she was short although still shying away from saying any actual height. She could’ve just as easily blurred out 5 foot six. This is similar to him making her drink the beef consommé.
No.13818
>>13814You can't take anything from Millenial Falcon as fact, she was doing it in character. I mean at other points she claimed not to be on speaking terms with her parents, which we know isn't true.
No.13820
>>13819Contra is 6'1 I believe and is a head taller than Jenny. Come on Anons, we can do the math here! We have so much data!
No.13822
>>13821We have so many reference photos that if we can just get the size of any of these Disney props we would know exactly how tall she is
No.13823
>>13802Yeah there’s no easy way to update that wiki it I’d have relayed it to our wiki maker here.
No.13825
>>13762 (You)
> Paid for plane seat for giant plush number 3.How to say you’re rich and lazy without saying you’re rich and lazy. Part 2.
Jenny’s trips done so we’ll see photos tomorrow.
No.13826
>>13805> she said herself she is 5'6, and she's self conscious about it so i dont think she'd lie about it.This, Jenny obviously isn’t close to 5’1 or everyone in every fan photo would tower over her, most people in America aren’t that short and it would be extremely noticeable.
>>13807> Lindsay Ellis is 5 feet at best…Jenny is just barely over that.Looking at them here
>>13811 Jenny towers over Ellis by at least 4-5 inches.
When Disneyland was auditioning cast members for Rey for Star Wars land, Jenny mentioned she could finally apply for a character besides goofy. Daisy Ridley is 5’7.
P.S. Even with most countries on lockdown still Jenny managed to go on 2 vacations for each video she’s posted this year.
No.13829
There was a picture from when jenny went to a pumpkin patch where she stood next to a sign that had height measurements on it and she specifically said she was posting it for people who wondered about her height. I cant find it, she may have deleted, but one of you anons has to have it right? Think it was from the 2018 pumpkin patch she went to but might have been 2019.
No.13832
>>13831In 3 or 4 inch heels.
No.13834
>>13831That could be more accurate! But at least that tells us she's closer to 6 foot than to 5 foot, at least in boots.
Hey does any anon here have an oven like this? And are they installed to a standard height? Because if so, you can go measure that right now, she seems to be exactly as tall as this type of oven
No.13835
>>13830>>13831Boom, that’s that.
Nicely done, I’m going to take some of the credit by assuming you got Jenny and her Disney fuckboi Kevin pic here when I reposted it here.
>>13832She’s wearing flat sneakers in Defunctland comparison pic.
No.13836
>>13835I was posting that to show that she’s not 5 foot six. Culkin‘s height comes up to about halfway on Kevin‘s face far past his shoulder, where she only comes up to where his shoulder is meeting his neck. Also, on that sign board yes she’s 5 foot six, but she is wearing three or 4 inch heels. I’m still guessing she’s 5 foot 2 to 5 foot four.
No.13837
>>13831wow that was fast thanks anon.
>>13832true but it looks like she clears 5 feet by a good amount even without the heels
>>13836>on that sign board yes she’s 5 foot six, but she is wearing three or 4 inch heelshe's also tilting her head and wearing a hat that make it hard to see how tall the top of her head is but looking at it, i dont think 5'5 or 5'6 is out of the question.
No.13839
I have figured out a simple and foolproof way to find Jenny's true height down to the millimeter.
Step 1: Take Jenny on a date
Step 2: Make a great impression and show her the time of her life
Step 3: Start making out
Step 4: Get her to kick off her shoes to get more comfortable
Step 5: Passionately push her up against the wall
Step 6: Take out a pencil and mark where the top of her head goes on the wall
Step 7: Carry on
Step 8: When you leave, take out a measuring tape and measure the mark on the wall.
Step 9: Post it here to settle this once and for all!
No.13843
>>13842>>13816I had my first kiss at that lamp. Good times.
No.13844
>>13807>She’s even said her middle name was Elaine beforeweird
>she’s self-conscious about being short.i think she'd lie to be different, like 5'3 is such a "normal girl" height
>>13813>with a two or 3 inch heel.no clue why, but some people always measure their height with shoes on. maybe this solves the discrepancy.
No.13846
>>13825>Giant fish plush>Tennessee… did Jenny go to the Bass Pro Shops pyramid?
No.13847
>>13840>>13841Jenny really has no business being rich, her destiny was to be the cute cosplay girlfriend/wife to a successful nerd and Suicide Squad and YouTube’s algorithm diverted her from that path.
>>13846> Bass Pro ShopShe might have or like her trip to north cal and Arizona, she flew to Tennessee because that’s where the ebay seller was and bought it it’s own seat back. she’s vlogging this ones a write off for sure.
This is why I get annoyed when she says stuff too expensive.
No.13848
>>13836It feels very strange that Jenny would legit lie about her height but fine I’d agree Jenny’s 5’4 - 5’6.
No.13851
>>13825>>13846>>13850wait… for fucks sake.. shes making another fur fish video only this fish is going to be huge.
also, she took a photo of the inside of a plane on 9/11. she knew what she was doing.
No.13852
saw new Picard trailer with John de Lancie, remembered Jenny had contact with him at a convention green room and told the millions who watched her Brony video he said disparaging stuff about them.
Jenny tweets about the new Addams Family movie and the screenwriter responded and follows her.
It’s insane how many better, more successful actors, VA, writers, comedians and prolific Youtubers follow Jenny.
The universe is networking Jenny with everyone in Hollywood and Jenny’s like “Nah, I like making 3 videos a year and cashing my $400,000 salary.”
No.13853
>>13851well that might be part of it but its mainly a travel log to a "fun place". We know they did the diner show and probably bass pro shop but the main event that brought them out there might be something they havn't tipped us off too yet. or at least im hoping thats the case because if they went all the way out there for those things, that will be a shitty video.
No.13854
>>13853Isn’t Lindsay Ellis originally from Tennessee? Maybe they all went to visit the fetus in a jar?
No.13859
It's insane that Youtube literally won't let Jenny fail, I've never seen views and sub count grow at the same rate since April without new content.
Over 11 million views and 71k subs since starting 2-3 weeks after the trout video.
No.13863
>>13861>easily stressed out>easily sick>close to her eggs being too old for a healthy childThe window is closing quickly.
No.13865
ah Jenny's trip was to Dollywood. All the other stuff was just attractions they hit up on the way, makes sense the ultimate destination was for a theme park.
No.13867
>>13865> DollylandShe talked about wanting to go on the Sardonicast
Why is Jenny acting like a 70 year old grandma in the video?
She sounds like she’s about to have a panic attack and it feels fake because she’s talked about dark rides extensively and how much she hates the screens at Universals Jurassic Park ride.
No.13868
Does anyone think Jenny keeps inviting Kristen along because she wants someone to split the bill with?
No.13869
>>13867i think "playing along" is a big deal to jenny. might have something to do with her being a Disney tour guide and "interacting" with the Disney shit for the sake of the audience.
maybe she likes feeling like shes still the guide
No.13870
>>13869She did the same “whoooowwwww” screams like 3 years ago during Halloween when she recorded herself on a scary walkthrough with killer sharks.
This was when she was depressed about Griffin.
Just feels weirdly immature because she’s built a career off nitpicking criticism but loses her shit on kids ride.
No.13871
>>13867I’ve always wondered how much is act and how much is sperg.
No.13873
>>13869> Jenny still playing guideJenny was primarily a “plaid” aka a customer service agent, she did the 90 minute Halloween special tour for 1-2 months, then she quit the following summer so I doubt that’s why she sounds like a spaz about to soak her seat.
The rides exactly what Jenny criticizes Universal for not doing with their but is too scared to look at here.
Anyway…looked at the site and I’m 99% sure she’ll criticize Dollywood for their lack of vegetarian meals.
No.13878
>>13876>>13595is this her new thing, she pretends to be afraid
>>138775$ says he tells her embarrassing stories about Quinton to keep her happy
No.13880
>>13859She's too cute to fail!
>>13861She must know that this sort of stuff makes her seem beyond adorable. I'm envious of any man that gets to be her rock.
>>13876>>13879Honestly dinosaurs are pretty scary, Anon.
No.13881
>>13868Kirsten works as like an assistant at an animal hospital, i dont think she exactly has a ton of money. Its more that Kate, Kirsten and Alicia are Jenny's favorite actual friends, Contra, Ellis, Kat etc. are her "industry" friends that she uses to network with, and bailey is just the old loyal pup that she doesn't really like spending time with, but she has no reason to cut out of her life entirely.
No.13884
>>138831. “I’m traumatized, I’m traumatized!” She sounds like she’s a 16 year old watching her dad breakdance. You’re 30!
2. Weird how few RTs and likes these clips are getting from her fans compared to literally any random tweet she makes about a famous person or show/film. Nobody seems to care about Jenny’s personal content.
No.13887
>>13884>>13886Which doesn't make sense, because that's the content she thrives in. It also raises the question of just what the fuck some of these people are even watching her for.
No.13888
>>13887she has a large breadtube following who enjoy watching videos where people drone on for hours about why old things aren't woke and therefore bad. (old is relative i suppose)
I don't think many of them actually watch the video they just use it as background noise to stop them using their own brain to think about anything which would be traumatic.
The travel vlogs especially while of course we appreciate a faux candid glimpse of our adorable autistic princess in her natural habitat, her natural wonder and happiness warming our hearts, others shun as they would require actually paying attention to to understand or perhaps her shrill shrieks trigger some inevitable, possibly invented, ptsd from childhood.
Of course none of that really makes sense since presumably most of those people are closet perverts who present a political front in order to trick women into being interested in them; you are right it is strange.
No.13889
>>13886>Evermore i forgot about that, will it get out by October?
No.13890
>>13889I mean at this point she has to be almost done right, she’s posted an hour preview so she can’t possibly need till thanksgiving or Halloween.
No.13891
>>13888> her shrill shrieksThis might be why considering how much people tell Hennybthey use her videos to go to sleep.
No.13893
>>13892you're going to upset jenny, but yes.
No.13894
>>13892Anon, we try to cut her out of pics to avoid doxxing accusations and assumed threats.
You should delete those pics.
No.13895
>>13894OK done, I was just sorting through her mass of Tumbler images and was curious.
ALSO
People keep wondering out loud here, "how long can Jenny keep this up?"
Well, you know how they say if you want to know how a girl will look one day, look at her mom? Well. That's how long Jenny can keep doing this, until she looks like her mom.
No.13896
>>13892>that last picJenny confirmed at least part elvish.
No.13897
No.13899
I forgot, Jenny was hiring a closed captioning person, how long will that add to her finished video or will she post then update when the 2 hours of captions are done.
No.13900
>>13899will he caption the 50% of the video thats other peoples footage, or just the jenny bits.
No.13901
>>13900Well it's a paying gig right? So if Jenny's paying you to caption the whole thing you caption the whole thing.
Unless she's paying you in kisses instead of money because then you caption everything twice
No.13906
>>13905you can see some tiddy, but it just looks like skin
her poor nose is a little red too
No.13908
>>13905Someone's been chomping their thumbs again!
No.13909
>>13908I never noticed all the freckles on her arms.
No.13910
>>13909she uses makeup to cover them up on her face, i assume she has them…. all over her body
No.13912
>>13911Meanwhile poor Bailey puts fake freckles on her face, is there anything she wants that Jenny doesn’t have in spades?
No.13913
is she just waiting for the holiday season because those would get her more ad revenue?
No.13914
>>13913No…I mean that’s not till November, there’s no way she can stall for 2 more months.
No.13915
>>13906>trying to make out some chest when her legs are right there>>13912Cats? A real
er job? An interactive fanbase?
No.13918
>>13917bailey doing some late birthday shopping for jenny i see
No.13919
>>13917Remember Baileys “bi” these days.
No.13921
So…did Jenny immediately leave on another vacation again or is she editing?
No.13926
>>139241. Jenny knows any tweet putting JK on blast will get a lot of RTs (which she deeply values as a sign of her self importance).
2. 30 year old single, childless woman whose life revolves around kids toys and theme parks mad JK didn't make adulthood as fun as being a teenager…
No.13927
>>13924Guaranteed she spent hours on this write up instead of editing.
No.13929
>>13928well, i know i do *laugh track*
No.13930
>>13928Makes sense, considering her kink for young boys.
No.13933
>>13928is this an admission that she tries to dress sexy? when shes out with friends her legs/chest, even sometimes pussy are on display.
its been theorized that she doesn't know what shes doing, but here she clearly identifies "sexy dressing" as a part of her desired youthful lifestyle
No.13934
>>13888>a faux candid glimpse of our adorable autistic princess in her natural habitat, her natural wonder and happiness warming our heartsThis is me. At the end of the day I just want to watch her be cute. These long-ass infotainment videos almost seem unnecessary because she doesn't need to try that hard, she's got the presence and personality to please her fans with much simpler, more concise fare.
>>13933If she not only knew what she was doing, but actually desired to dress sexy, she wouldn't be so concerned with the male gaze. She's an innocent bumpkin completely unaware of her sexuality until proven otherwise!
No.13935
>>13934That’s a thicc hourglass
No.13936
>>13919>>13918>these daysBailes loves her Jennykins. Too bad Jenny strings her along, so Bailey has to find outlets like this weird looking chick.
>>13931Wow, Jenny being super racist again.
>>13932Still waiting on that Snyder cut review.
No.13938
>>13919>Remember Baileys “bi” these days.Jenny: >I'm straight
Anons: Hmm, oh yes you just know she loves hooking up with Asian girls all the time, just loves it!
Bailey: >I'm Bi
Anons: Yeah right, I'm going to need to see at least 4 signed affidavits and a video of you hooking up with a girl before I believe that for a second!
No.13939
>>13937>is this a bed people have sex in?Her current style is less 10 year old girl and more cute/decorative (often seasonal). I'd gladly prop her up on her Squishmallows and go to town without missing a beat.
>>13938>Bailey hasn't hit on Jenny enough times to completely ruin their relationshipYeah… she ain't anywhere near gay enough to be bi, my friend.
No.13940
>>13937Do you think she moves the plushies away when shes having sex or does she get off on the thought of them watching her?
No.13941
>>13939> I'd gladly prop her up on her Squishmallows and go to town without missing a beat.Yeah of course YOU would, we all would! Not a Badcar in the house who wouldn't get off on making the giant Porg watch! That's why I specified normies because I'm pretty sure Jenny doesn't date fans and also she hates us all with the fire of a 1000 suns.
A normal guy who doesn't watch Youtube is going to look at her room and think "OMG, I thought she was just a little weird because of all the vodka but now I think she may be mentally handicapped or something…"
No.13942
>>13936>Wow, Jenny being super racist again.lol
>>13937most breadtube dudes are pedo.. jenny trying to hook up with breadtubers confirmed?
>>13940>the thought of them watching her?she gets off to the idea that shes forcing them to watch
No.13945
>>13940>>13942I can imagine Jenny catching one of her Squishmallows watching her in the act with that little smile of theirs and covering it's eyes all embarrassed.
>>13941>I'm pretty sure Jenny doesn't date fansMan, if you actually managed to woo her, marry her and live the rest of your life with her you'd have try and take that secret of you knowing who she was before you met to your grave. It'd be like that Tales from the Darkside movie with the guy and the gargoyle. How long could you hold out?
No.13946
>>13941> A normal guy who doesn't watch Youtube is going to look at her room and think…I’m about to fuck a girl with a cute face and slamming body.
>>13945> How long could you hold out?You’d have to constantly play dumb when she introduces you to her friends or talks about her interests but not to a suspicious degree.
And avoid the temptation to come back here to brag vaguely or talk about the freckles you “think” she has on her breasts and ass.
No.13948
>>13947Was thinking the same thing when I saw that line, her new friends and college friends all seem to be childless, not sure about HS other than Griffin and Bailey.
I could argue that's normal for millennials but not really since a ton of people I know from HS and college have had kids now.
No.13949
>>13948I’m sure there’s a feminist slant for being angry with women going out and having children, but basically I think this is her surface insecurities where she simply mocks everything that isn’t herself.
No.13951
>>13950>teehee, i'm such a diva!Jenny, you're 30. Calm down.
No.13954
>>13953I can understand needing to lay books on top when you run out of space, but jesus christ he could at least make the spines face out and not have one prying up pages.
No.13956
>>13955cute joke. she better stay away from reylo/boyega stuff though.
No.13957
>>13952>Confirming Bailey likes tall girls. How tall is Jenny vs Bailey, again?Speaking of tall lesbians, I noticed Amanda the Jedi has started interacting with Bailey a lot on twitter lately.
No.13959
>>13957>Amanda the Jedioh she sucks, im surprised bailey likes a right wingy-type youtuber though
>>13958if she wasn't an entertainer it wouldn't be tolerated, right now people write it off as jenny being "re-tweetable"
No.13960
>>13959> right wing Amanda the Jedi is a Canadian lesbian, I’d be pretty surprised she’s right wing.
If anything, she’s talking to Bailey because she follows and tweets at Jenny so she saw Bailey as a way into Jenny’s circle.
No.13961
>>13960Funny you should say that, I tuned into an Amanda stream once for 2 minutes just in time to hear her say “ one day I will get Jenny Nicholson to notice me “. This was about a year ago so her plan seems to be working!
No.13962
>>13961On Jenny’s sardonicast episode they mentioned Amanda’s username even though she doesn’t talk about Star Wars anymore. Jenny’s also liked several of Amandas reply tweets to her and follows her so definitely mission accomplished.
It’s crazy that Jenny’s a “known” Youtuber, not just with viewers but a LOT of varied creators follow her. I listen to specific tv show podcast and on two separate occasions the host referenced Jenny saying he’s a big fan.
To top it all off somehow this is her second big break after FIW.
I still remember seeing her SS video on R/Videos on day one when she went from 3k to 35k subs.
No.13963
>>13952The other day on stream Bailey said she is attracted to women who can break her in half, so that rules out Jenny. Unless she meant emotionally because Jenny can definitely break you in half emotionally.
No.13965
>>13905i guess kirsten brought her boyfriend david on this trip also. he had a tweet about the animorphs boardgame that i guess they played one night. lucky bastard had got to spend a lot of time in close quarters as the only* man around jenny.
No.13966
>>13963>implying jenny doesn't have the raw muscle strength that makes bailey weak in the knees >>13964You got a source on that Chewie claim, bro?
No.13967
>>13966>You got a source on that Chewie claim, bro?Nice try, Jenny… but I uhhh, made it all up!
No.13968
>>13961that makes sense
>>13963>attracted to women who can break her in halfme too
No.13969
>>13965> animorphs boardgameThat ones still weird that Kate was with them but tweeted Kristen like she wasn't there. Hmm, maybe it was a click within a click situation during their nights out.
> Kristens boyfriendSo he's the designated male protector. I wonder if they're going to Holland next year and that's why Jenny's not just going now, she's giving them time to save up for the trip.
No.13970
>>13969that reminds me, i was speaking to a japanese woman (whos in japan, this wasnt in person) but i asked if foreign visitors were allowed and she said yes, if they agree to quarantine. so jenny might be able to do a japan trip after all, if she and her friends agree to two week quarantine.
No.13971
>>13970> so jenny might be able to do a japan trip after all, if she and her friends agree to two week quarantine.How many people other than Jenny can just afford to add 2 extra weeks of quarantine to their overseas vacation? Nah, she's probably just going to stick to Holland for now, maybe some other European destinations.
No.13974
>>13961Amanda is really going hard with the "let me into your club!" energy.
You know what, I can't judge. If I could see a way to get myself close to Jenny I'd also do whatever I had to!
No.13975
>>13974Will she be a new face in the Jennyverse? Is it time to make an Amanda folder?
No.13976
>>13975shes hardly the first girl to chase after jenny, she wont accomplish what she thinks shes going to accomplish. how many have come before her and failed
No.13978
>>13974If you want to be Jenny’s friend, being a plain looking or fat girl gets you 90% there.
SarahZs mistake was having huge fuckable tits so Jenny only hangs out with her in a group setting with Ellis but if Ana da moved to LA, they’ll be going to DL together in no time.
No.13980
>>13979i dont remember animorphs being "ageless", like they were clearly kids books.. why are these 30 year olds reading them.
No.13981
>>13980Do kids books usually fill themselves in graphic violence?
No.13982
>>13979Kirsten shouldn't be too hard on herself, Jenny's an autist. You can't expect a normal person to keep up against one of her interests.
No.13983
>>13981the worst thing i remember was an alien cutting into his own head to prove he didnt have a yerk in it, most of the violence was like "oh no youre cut!"
wait a minute.. Kristen?
No.13986
>>13981the violent animorphs thing is a meme people use to justify their childish consumption. the books are written at an incredibly low reading level
No.13987
I was youtube recommended the star wars land video she never finished and started rewatching but the first 15 minutes was irrelevant stuff about frontierland, the most dated land at disneyland, which seemed to be only there so she could say she worked there
anyway a lot of it also seemed to be just reading off websites and wikis which she's doing again for the released part of the evermore video. jennys bad habits are older than i thought
No.13988
>>13987> seemed to be just reading off websites and wikis which she's doing again for the released part of the evermore video. jennys bad habits are older than i thoughtYeah, this is SarahZs whole thing and seems to work pretty well, just read and repeat Tumblr drama but unlike Jenny she doesn’t need 7 months per video.
Jenny keeps saying she’s “researching” as if she’s pulling up to Stanford’s library with a TA and lost of primary resource when it’s wikis, interviews and home videos people put online.
No.13989
>>13988List of primary sources*
No.13991
>>13988i wish i could spy on jenny all day to see what shes up to. i imagine its not alot of work. what DOES she do if not work though.. whatever it is i bet she looks cute doing it.
No.13992
>>13990this is what she did with black people during boyegate.. theres something going on behind the scenes..
someone can make a new topic by the way, just 4 posts left
No.13994
>>13992>someone can make a new topic by the way, just 4 posts leftDone
No.13996
>>13991I’m curious too, like there isn’t that much daily theme parks news so what does Jenny do for literally 16 hours a day, especially on quiet days when she’s not Twitter scrolling for hours.
No.13999
>new thread started when there's one post left
smh