No.35994
The next ramble is a return to form. "Tier Ranking Fish" got first place with 1,012 votes. Second place is "Unpacking Halcy-Con: the Galactic Starcruiser convention" with 969 and third place is "Jenny talks about weird Disney park urban myths" with a very close 962 votes.
Maybe this will inspire her to finish something for the main channel within the next ten years.
No.35995
jenny nicholson was a 2010s phenomenon
No.35996
>>35995The 2010's were a whole lifetime ago..
No.35999
>>35998Oh my, who's that cutie inbetween Bailey and the walrus?
No.36001
>>35998Wow Jenny looks wasted!
No.36003
I’m excited for the new ramble :) I think it’ll be great!
No.36007
her X factor was an X shaped silhouette
nothing else
No.36008
>>36006Huh, no sign of Jabba's chin in the video - it's hidden by the precise choice of angle. But that's strange, why would someone who doesn't want male fans and especially doesn't want them to be attracted to her, choose the special angle that retains the most youthful sex appeal?
No.36010
>>35998Did she seriously bring a plush toy along to a karaoke bar? OMG she's so adorkably autistic!
No.36013
>>36006So is this good or what?
No.36014
>>36013It's an interesting peek into her autistic brain but it's not as interesting as her pop culture stuff
No.36017
>>36016>nitpicking the community itself this is what happens when the subject creator's output becomes so meager as to leave discussion starving. next is infighting and eventually deletion
No.36018
>>36006Woah, return of the fish jammies! Man, current Jenny is so different now compared to the last time she wore them; the voice, the cadence and confidence are world's apart. Jenny has really settled into that thick, nasally "Wealthy Cali girl" accent now. Made me chuckle when she commented on it at the very end of the video… like she only
just noticed in that moment. Anyway, weird video, not really cute, but we did learn that she wants to hold a fish for some bizarre reason. Fish are fucking disgusting to touch, which makes even less sense that a rich brat like Jenny (that's often grossed out at the slightest thing) would want to cradle one like a baby. Ugh… that rough slime feel feels like it's never gonna wash off. Why, Jenny!?
I went back and rewatched the old ramble and man, that bedroom setting is so much better than her dark, shitty office. Like, it's not even close. She needs to setup one of her spare bedrooms as a set and start filming on the bed again. At least for the rambles.
>>36015>>36016You know, I didn't think there were Patrons that subbed for content and not because of Jenny's inherent charm and cuteness. Fucking weirdos…
No.36019
>>36018>jenny>fish >looks like *jenna fischer* >but just in this one videotoo tidy to be a coincidence
No.36021
Sarah coming for Jenny's adorableness crown with this little song for her cat. Remember when Jenny sang cute songs?
https://bsky.app/profile/sarahz.bsky.social/post/3mn3o4xxve22i No.36022
Alright, new vote dropped.
>>36021I dare to dream that the fish review is what will turn it all around.
No.36024
>>36023Yeah fucking right, fuck right off with that bullshit.
No.36025
>>36024what's the matter here?
No.36027
>>36023Husband. Two kids. Vegetable garden in the backyard. Flowing white dress.
Should have been Jenny…
No.36028
>>36027Ellis poisoned Jenny and now Jenny is eternally stuck being Ellis' spawn while Ellis gets to move on and pretend to be wife material.
No.36029
Watching the ramble. Jenny's hatred of the flying fish is something else. Her hatred of cheetahs is something else too. Almost makes one wonder if there was some childhood memory of her "playing animals" and getting upstaged be somebody picking a better animal.
>i've never eaten fish, i've never wanted to, i'm never going to, if i did i'd vomit
<proceeds to mock the british
No.36030
>>36029It was very useful info though. If you ever score a date with Jenny, under no circumstances take her to a seafood place!
No.36031
>>36030Not only would I take her to a seafood place, I would make her eat hamburgers and steak every single day.
Every.
Single.
Day.
No.36032
This picture does not feature Jenny.
But it could have.
It should have.
She could have eaten all the cheese, very little prep, no writing, and it would do better numbers than Incubus.
No.36034
It was like a soft transition but it’s been since I was about 12, and there are a lot of kinds of meat I’ve never eaten (like fish! I could never eat a fish. I don’t think I’ve had a hamburger.) and I am very bad at identifying meats</div>
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Tags: I've eaten kangaroo though, and bacon is my great weakness
I tried to find proof she was lying about eating fish but instead i found her lying about hamburgers. I have like 2 pictures of her eating burgers why does she lie.
No.36035
>>36034If those pictures are from the first ep of Millenial Falcon, she said she just took a bite from the bun and not the patty, so no dice
No.36036
>>36032>>36033>>36034You guys okay? Need an ambulance?
No.36038
>>36037is the in-n-out mania a kind of unconscious white separatist impulse thing? i notice people, often women, do this unprompted 'omg *in-n-out* it's so much BETTER than like…you know' thing with this unnecessarily visceral emphasis - is it actually alluding (without them knowing?) to how there's not black people in there either serving or ordering? in other countries, mcdonalds is the holdout 'white teens' job so its a shock when you visit an american one and its very jungly. but then later you find out there are, other, demographic selected burger chains…
No.36039
>>36038maybe its like michael scott's "new york pizza" and its just sabarro. because its not mcdonalds, burgerking, or wendys they think its like quirky or different.
No.36041
>>36040whales are not fish. Jenny knows that.
Opposite Worlds presenter Luke Tipple would also know that, because he is a marine biologist.
No.36042
>>36040Hmm, what an unflattering silhouette…
No.36044
>>36043>giant bombmore like dried womb
No.36046
>>36044>>36043Not even to hate on her, but she really needs to hurry up and get married. We know Jenny is a lost cause but Bailey still has a chance.
No.36047
>>36046>We know Jenny is a lost causeAlright, guys… you don't have to twist my arm, I
suppose I can marry Jenny.
No.36048
>>36047Do you think you can fight Griff, Max, and that asian guy Scott Pilgrim-style?
No.36049
>Jenny noclipped out of realityNoooooo!
>>36048Realistically? I'd be fighting a plush of some kind instead. I doubt there's any competition for Jenny there.
No.36050
>>36049That's what Scott Pilgrim thought. Better do some training bro or Max is gonna pile drive you into the afterlife.
No.36051
>>36049whos that? someone new, or maybe one of her old friends lost weight?
No.36052
>>36049I don't think I could lift Jenny up anymore
No.36053
>>36052If you're not willing to hit the gym for her then you're not worthy of our chunky queen!
No.36055
>>36046She's trying! Dating market in LA is really hard for girls over 25, but she's out there, trying to find the one!
She's looking incredible lately, wish I could shoot my shot
No.36056
>>36055"successful summergamefest"
That is the look of a woman who enjoyed a good hotel hookup.
No.36058
Update: Her latest video only at 2.2 million views, embarrassing
No.36059
>>36053>chunky queenTOO FAR! >>36055Would love to see Bailey play through F4 instead of all the gay-ass shit she usually plays.
>>36058I wonder if this outcome will push her not to take so long in between videos going forward? That Incubus video felt like two pieces lazily slapped together (the movie itself and the behind the scenes) instead of usual well-weaved blend of the two ideas.
No.36060
>>36059>>chunky queenTOO FAR!
Stubby and…
No.36061
>>36059Hit new question of the month: do you think you could survive in a Fallout situation with Jenny and Bailey? Think about it. Ponder it. If you grew up in a vault and were released with the girls, could you survive or even flourish?
Hard mode: could you do it with Sky?
No.36062
>>36061they actually put bailey in fallout 4
No.36064
>>36063Great cosplay idea for her!
though since she's playing Expedition 33 on stream now I'd rather she cosplay as Lune No.36065
>>36064Trying to get feet pics, you sly dog you.
No.36066
>>36061>do you think you could survive in a Fallout situation with Jenny and Bailey?I'm not saying Bailey would do great but Jenny would do teeeerribly in a survival situation. Not only is she the world's pickiest eater, she also has no work ethic and never really had to work for anything in her life. Biggest hardship she ever faced was getting mean comments online
No.36067
>>36066She maxed out charisma and luck. No kill playthrough.
No.36068
>>36066>>36061The only way Jenny survives is as a pet in some kind of settlement. So if you need to find shelter in a place for good, make it a bundled deal and hope they take pity on her so you can stay as well.
Alternatively you could sell her off to someone or, if you have the firepower, use her as bait to ambush travelers.
Bailey will complain literally all the time, but she will put the work in. I am going to risk a stereotype here, but the Jews are a hardy people when they have to be. Tough as nails when it comes to survival.
No.36070
>>36066Are you implying Jenny couldn't chow down on some Radroach meat if she were hungry?
No.36071
>>36070Jen keeps saying she's a vegetarian. I don't know how much that would carry into the apocalypse, though.
No.36072
>>36071You're talking about a girl who for a period as a child ate only plain bread because she worried that there could be bugs hiding in other foods.
Honestly the fact that she currently lives on cheese, candy and movie theatre popcorn isn't much better
No.36073
>>36072It's a good thing nobody told her about the skin mites living in her eyebrows or she would've disfigured her face.
No.36075
>>36074>a whole brick of<caramelized<onion<cheddarHow is she not fat as fuck?
No.36076
>>36074Her fat friends must secretly hate her so much
No.36077
>>36074Eating a brick of cheese - she didn't shit for a week.
No.36078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CKesCSwKZU"the larp trend is basically… youtubers who may have fallen off or just arent the same as they used to be, and these people miss that and want to bring it back to the old days of youtube"
jenny larper when?
No.36079
>>36078>jenny larper when?The anon that was making AI was supposed to be on top of that, unfortunately Bailey took him out before he got too powerful.
No.36080
Ole Bailes
No.36082
>>36081Olé Bailez?
Olala Bailissima?
No.36083
>>36081this gives me a boner. baily is generous enough to post an image like this for her male fans it makes me sad that jenny takes us for granted.
No.36084
>>36081>another monday, another pride, and i'm still singlerip bailey "forever alone" meyers
No.36085
Jenny is chunky enough these days that she probably looks unflattering at most angles, she doesn’t keep it tight like Bailey
No.36086
>>36085In my endless suffering, I dream of chewing on that gristle.
No.36090
>>36088That mass can hold so many children.
No.36093
Remember when Jenny tried to be a gamer girl for a few weeks? She kept it grounded in games she actually knew how to play but it was still a push, and a disastrous one because of the chasm between her and video game people's mindsets. Was it actually her brother trolling her? Setting her up to get flamed while smiling and laughing 'with her'? Would you actually put that past one of the web's most wry, treacherous trolls? Who was specifically revered within a set where the most delicious trolling was to troll 'our own'?
No.36094
>>36093All I know is that when it came to her streaming, she needed somebody to riff off of. Her charisma nosedived when it was just her live.
No.36095
>>36094Yes, she needs someone to joke with and forget about the audience. Does she know anyone besides Sky and Bailey? I don't follow Sky news, but last I heard she was going to an asylum or something? That was months ago.
And Bailey is too busy hustling for rent and looking for Mr Right (or Mr Rightnow, I believe the joke goes).
No.36096
>>36095I know her Asian friend is busy being a DEI practitioner or something but there's been pictures of Jenny running around with some fat people. Surely one of them has to have a sense of humor.
You know who had a sense of humor? Max.