No.35994
The next ramble is a return to form. "Tier Ranking Fish" got first place with 1,012 votes. Second place is "Unpacking Halcy-Con: the Galactic Starcruiser convention" with 969 and third place is "Jenny talks about weird Disney park urban myths" with a very close 962 votes.
Maybe this will inspire her to finish something for the main channel within the next ten years.
No.35995
jenny nicholson was a 2010s phenomenon
No.35996
>>35995The 2010's were a whole lifetime ago..
No.35999
>>35998Oh my, who's that cutie inbetween Bailey and the walrus?
No.36001
>>35998Wow Jenny looks wasted!
No.36003
I’m excited for the new ramble :) I think it’ll be great!
No.36007
her X factor was an X shaped silhouette
nothing else
No.36008
>>36006Huh, no sign of Jabba's chin in the video - it's hidden by the precise choice of angle. But that's strange, why would someone who doesn't want male fans and especially doesn't want them to be attracted to her, choose the special angle that retains the most youthful sex appeal?
No.36010
>>35998Did she seriously bring a plush toy along to a karaoke bar? OMG she's so adorkably autistic!
No.36013
>>36006So is this good or what?
No.36014
>>36013It's an interesting peek into her autistic brain but it's not as interesting as her pop culture stuff
No.36017
>>36016>nitpicking the community itself this is what happens when the subject creator's output becomes so meager as to leave discussion starving. next is infighting and eventually deletion
No.36018
>>36006Woah, return of the fish jammies! Man, current Jenny is so different now compared to the last time she wore them; the voice, the cadence and confidence are world's apart. Jenny has really settled into that thick, nasally "Wealthy Cali girl" accent now. Made me chuckle when she commented on it at the very end of the video… like she only
just noticed in that moment. Anyway, weird video, not really cute, but we did learn that she wants to hold a fish for some bizarre reason. Fish are fucking disgusting to touch, which makes even less sense that a rich brat like Jenny (that's often grossed out at the slightest thing) would want to cradle one like a baby. Ugh… that rough slime feel feels like it's never gonna wash off. Why, Jenny!?
I went back and rewatched the old ramble and man, that bedroom setting is so much better than her dark, shitty office. Like, it's not even close. She needs to setup one of her spare bedrooms as a set and start filming on the bed again. At least for the rambles.
>>36015>>36016You know, I didn't think there were Patrons that subbed for content and not because of Jenny's inherent charm and cuteness. Fucking weirdos…
No.36019
>>36018>jenny>fish >looks like *jenna fischer* >but just in this one videotoo tidy to be a coincidence
No.36021
Sarah coming for Jenny's adorableness crown with this little song for her cat. Remember when Jenny sang cute songs?
https://bsky.app/profile/sarahz.bsky.social/post/3mn3o4xxve22i No.36022
Alright, new vote dropped.
>>36021I dare to dream that the fish review is what will turn it all around.
No.36024
>>36023Yeah fucking right, fuck right off with that bullshit.
No.36025
>>36024what's the matter here?
No.36027
>>36023Husband. Two kids. Vegetable garden in the backyard. Flowing white dress.
Should have been Jenny…
No.36028
>>36027Ellis poisoned Jenny and now Jenny is eternally stuck being Ellis' spawn while Ellis gets to move on and pretend to be wife material.
No.36029
Watching the ramble. Jenny's hatred of the flying fish is something else. Her hatred of cheetahs is something else too. Almost makes one wonder if there was some childhood memory of her "playing animals" and getting upstaged be somebody picking a better animal.
>i've never eaten fish, i've never wanted to, i'm never going to, if i did i'd vomit
<proceeds to mock the british
No.36030
>>36029It was very useful info though. If you ever score a date with Jenny, under no circumstances take her to a seafood place!
No.36031
>>36030Not only would I take her to a seafood place, I would make her eat hamburgers and steak every single day.
Every.
Single.
Day.
No.36032
This picture does not feature Jenny.
But it could have.
It should have.
She could have eaten all the cheese, very little prep, no writing, and it would do better numbers than Incubus.
No.36034
It was like a soft transition but it’s been since I was about 12, and there are a lot of kinds of meat I’ve never eaten (like fish! I could never eat a fish. I don’t think I’ve had a hamburger.) and I am very bad at identifying meats</div>
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Tags: I've eaten kangaroo though, and bacon is my great weakness
I tried to find proof she was lying about eating fish but instead i found her lying about hamburgers. I have like 2 pictures of her eating burgers why does she lie.
No.36035
>>36034If those pictures are from the first ep of Millenial Falcon, she said she just took a bite from the bun and not the patty, so no dice
No.36036
>>36032>>36033>>36034You guys okay? Need an ambulance?
No.36038
>>36037is the in-n-out mania a kind of unconscious white separatist impulse thing? i notice people, often women, do this unprompted 'omg *in-n-out* it's so much BETTER than like…you know' thing with this unnecessarily visceral emphasis - is it actually alluding (without them knowing?) to how there's not black people in there either serving or ordering? in other countries, mcdonalds is the holdout 'white teens' job so its a shock when you visit an american one and its very jungly. but then later you find out there are, other, demographic selected burger chains…
No.36039
>>36038maybe its like michael scott's "new york pizza" and its just sabarro. because its not mcdonalds, burgerking, or wendys they think its like quirky or different.
No.36041
>>36040whales are not fish. Jenny knows that.
Opposite Worlds presenter Luke Tipple would also know that, because he is a marine biologist.
No.36042
>>36040Hmm, what an unflattering silhouette…
No.36044
>>36043>giant bombmore like dried womb
No.36046
>>36044>>36043Not even to hate on her, but she really needs to hurry up and get married. We know Jenny is a lost cause but Bailey still has a chance.
No.36047
>>36046>We know Jenny is a lost causeAlright, guys… you don't have to twist my arm, I
suppose I can marry Jenny.
No.36048
>>36047Do you think you can fight Griff, Max, and that asian guy Scott Pilgrim-style?
No.36049
>Jenny noclipped out of realityNoooooo!
>>36048Realistically? I'd be fighting a plush of some kind instead. I doubt there's any competition for Jenny there.
No.36050
>>36049That's what Scott Pilgrim thought. Better do some training bro or Max is gonna pile drive you into the afterlife.
No.36051
>>36049whos that? someone new, or maybe one of her old friends lost weight?
No.36052
>>36049I don't think I could lift Jenny up anymore
No.36053
>>36052If you're not willing to hit the gym for her then you're not worthy of our chunky queen!
No.36055
>>36046She's trying! Dating market in LA is really hard for girls over 25, but she's out there, trying to find the one!
She's looking incredible lately, wish I could shoot my shot
No.36056
>>36055"successful summergamefest"
That is the look of a woman who enjoyed a good hotel hookup.
No.36058
Update: Her latest video only at 2.2 million views, embarrassing
No.36059
>>36053>chunky queenTOO FAR! >>36055Would love to see Bailey play through F4 instead of all the gay-ass shit she usually plays.
>>36058I wonder if this outcome will push her not to take so long in between videos going forward? That Incubus video felt like two pieces lazily slapped together (the movie itself and the behind the scenes) instead of usual well-weaved blend of the two ideas.
No.36060
>>36059>>chunky queenTOO FAR!
Stubby and…
No.36061
>>36059Hit new question of the month: do you think you could survive in a Fallout situation with Jenny and Bailey? Think about it. Ponder it. If you grew up in a vault and were released with the girls, could you survive or even flourish?
Hard mode: could you do it with Sky?
No.36062
>>36061they actually put bailey in fallout 4
No.36064
>>36063Great cosplay idea for her!
though since she's playing Expedition 33 on stream now I'd rather she cosplay as Lune No.36065
>>36064Trying to get feet pics, you sly dog you.
No.36066
>>36061>do you think you could survive in a Fallout situation with Jenny and Bailey?I'm not saying Bailey would do great but Jenny would do teeeerribly in a survival situation. Not only is she the world's pickiest eater, she also has no work ethic and never really had to work for anything in her life. Biggest hardship she ever faced was getting mean comments online
No.36067
>>36066She maxed out charisma and luck. No kill playthrough.
No.36068
>>36066>>36061The only way Jenny survives is as a pet in some kind of settlement. So if you need to find shelter in a place for good, make it a bundled deal and hope they take pity on her so you can stay as well.
Alternatively you could sell her off to someone or, if you have the firepower, use her as bait to ambush travelers.
Bailey will complain literally all the time, but she will put the work in. I am going to risk a stereotype here, but the Jews are a hardy people when they have to be. Tough as nails when it comes to survival.
No.36070
>>36066Are you implying Jenny couldn't chow down on some Radroach meat if she were hungry?
No.36071
>>36070Jen keeps saying she's a vegetarian. I don't know how much that would carry into the apocalypse, though.
No.36072
>>36071You're talking about a girl who for a period as a child ate only plain bread because she worried that there could be bugs hiding in other foods.
Honestly the fact that she currently lives on cheese, candy and movie theatre popcorn isn't much better
No.36073
>>36072It's a good thing nobody told her about the skin mites living in her eyebrows or she would've disfigured her face.
No.36075
>>36074>a whole brick of<caramelized<onion<cheddarHow is she not fat as fuck?
No.36076
>>36074Her fat friends must secretly hate her so much
No.36077
>>36074Eating a brick of cheese - she didn't shit for a week.
No.36078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CKesCSwKZU"the larp trend is basically… youtubers who may have fallen off or just arent the same as they used to be, and these people miss that and want to bring it back to the old days of youtube"
jenny larper when?
No.36079
>>36078>jenny larper when?The anon that was making AI was supposed to be on top of that, unfortunately Bailey took him out before he got too powerful.
No.36080
Ole Bailes
No.36082
>>36081Olé Bailez?
Olala Bailissima?
No.36083
>>36081this gives me a boner. baily is generous enough to post an image like this for her male fans it makes me sad that jenny takes us for granted.
No.36084
>>36081>another monday, another pride, and i'm still singlerip bailey "forever alone" meyers
No.36085
Jenny is chunky enough these days that she probably looks unflattering at most angles, she doesn’t keep it tight like Bailey
No.36086
>>36085In my endless suffering, I dream of chewing on that gristle.
No.36090
>>36088That mass can hold so many children.
No.36093
Remember when Jenny tried to be a gamer girl for a few weeks? She kept it grounded in games she actually knew how to play but it was still a push, and a disastrous one because of the chasm between her and video game people's mindsets. Was it actually her brother trolling her? Setting her up to get flamed while smiling and laughing 'with her'? Would you actually put that past one of the web's most wry, treacherous trolls? Who was specifically revered within a set where the most delicious trolling was to troll 'our own'?
No.36094
>>36093All I know is that when it came to her streaming, she needed somebody to riff off of. Her charisma nosedived when it was just her live.
No.36095
>>36094Yes, she needs someone to joke with and forget about the audience. Does she know anyone besides Sky and Bailey? I don't follow Sky news, but last I heard she was going to an asylum or something? That was months ago.
And Bailey is too busy hustling for rent and looking for Mr Right (or Mr Rightnow, I believe the joke goes).
No.36096
>>36095I know her Asian friend is busy being a DEI practitioner or something but there's been pictures of Jenny running around with some fat people. Surely one of them has to have a sense of humor.
You know who had a sense of humor? Max.
No.36097
>>36093around that time jenny was attending seminars on how to scheme patreon and stuff, so i assume she was told by someone to try streaming to grow her numbers.
she gave up on improving or innovating when she realized she could just do nothing and still grow
No.36098
>>36097>attending seminarsIt's oof how earnestly she wants to frame her work to herself as some profession and never face it being 'soft eProst'
No.36099
Checking in on the next ramble, the winner is "Jenny unpacks the Halcy-Con Starcruiser convention" with 1,059 votes. Close second place is "Jenny ranks fads that "were the next big thing" only to die out within the year" with 1,049, and third "Jenny talks about weird Disney park urban myths" with 945.
No.36101
I think this ramble will be great! :) she would never let us down
No.36107
>>36106Boooooooooooooooo! I thought that was Jenny's ramble. Way to fake me out, Anon…
No.36108
>>36106How is Griff EVER going to recover??!??!???
>>36107How will you?
No.36109
>>36108There is no recovering. Time to wander the Earth, rambleless and empty, saving the small towns I pass through from their local villains as Jenny slowly fades from memory.
Oh, I also didn't watch the Griff video, one of you pretend to be AI and summarize it for me… or have an AI summarize it for you and then you can summarize that summarization for me. No.36110
>>36107Ramble’s been posted to pawchive. [spoiler]YT mirror is up but I’m reluctant to share here since she’s threatening (yet again) to stop mirroring to YT if the link gets shared.[/spoiler]
No.36111
>>36110>pawchiveThanks!
>she’s threatening (yet again) to stop mirroring to YTIf YouTube is anything to go by, at least 30k of her Patrons don't even watch them. If these Rambles had like 800k-1.5m views, I'd see her point, but not only does she have a stadium full of people paying her cash money month every month, she another separate stadium full of people (from that same pool) not even bothering to watch her paywalled content. For someone that was ready to straight-up quit last year, her being so protective now is… odd.
>Jenny struggling to readSo lazy! She forgetting English!
No.36112
>>36109It's four minutes long you silly goose.
>>36110>>36111Is there somewhere else where people care enough to share the patreon videos? Are they doing it on Reddit? Because I dare say this is the closest Jenny has gotten to admitting she knows about us. You really have to love the audacity sheV2Dd has6nW0jzg when it comes to this. Months between videos, lied about the purpose of having a Patreon, lied about making short form again, endless vacations on the backs of sycophants giving her Patreon money in the hopes she'll return to form. She's such a fucking self-entitled brat.
No.36113
>>36112>Is there somewhere else where people care enough to share the patreon videos?Her content is basically static at this point, I seriously doubt there large groups anywhere on the internet sharing them with a more than a couple of friends here and there. Sure, "everyone" knows her online, but she has no presence outside of Twitter and YouTube, she hardly posts to either, doesn't collab with anyone and doesn't interact with fans. Even this site (which has people that have cataloged her entire life online) seems like overkill for how little there is to gather and talk about these days. I guess we really have no idea what "large" means to her in this context. This ramble already has about 40-50% of the total views it probably get this year.
>over thereReddit has mods that remove links, this place has like three people left and Discord is gay af, so I have no idea how many are there, but I doubt it's in the hundreds.
I always download her rambles from YouTube, so I'm probably not even counted being from here, so that's one less linked view from us.
No.36114
there’s a part in this ramble where she’s just looking at pictures and autistically telling us who the characters are and she’s so proud of herself, it’s very cute <3
No.36115
>>36114If this is what role she serves you, just talk to your actual niece.
No.36116
>>36115(Or nephew, for that matter. Since - this is the point here - what 'attraction' dimension even remains when the thing that appeals to you is that your subject person did standard chaste child behavior?) Nigga you don't want a gf to rail, you want a child to raise. You're assuming one instinct is the other
No.36120
>>36119Act like an asshole, expect a shitty result.
No.36121
>>36120>argh people share my videos<maybe they wouldn't do that if you made main channel videos again>BANNEDYeah, that's totally my fault. I was so unreasonable. Wow my eyes are open now.
No.36122
Jenny is basically the female Spoony.
No.36123
>>36121I mean, you only posted what you did to be snarky and she saw right through you. Suck it.
No.36124
>>36123I posted a constructive criticism and possible reason for why people did what they did. Are you saying there's no reason people have been sharing her videos? Bailey, is that you?
No.36125
>>36124Yes, I’m sure it was just constructive criticism. You calling her a cunt here in response definitely makes me believe you.
No.36126
>>36125I called her a cunt because she acted like a cunt. If the mods here banned you for your comments, you'd have the same opinion of them. She expressed an issue. I expressed a cause and solution to the issue. She banned me for it. That is cunt behavior. She is a cunt.
No.36127
>>36118HEY! She's closer to 30 than 40!!!
>>36119That's not particularly helpful advice, we all know she can't work faster than she does right now… but if it's any consolation, Jenny herself doesn't manage her Patreon and hasn't for several years (it's a bitch to manage with the shitty tools they provide and Jenny's is one of the largest).
No.36129
>>36122>female SpoonyThese days I am glad that Spoony is not the female Spoony.
No.36130
Jenny’s very sensitive she can ban whoever she wants! Mental health comes first!!
No.36131
>>36129The man's lucky he didn't go to some third world surgeon to bodyshape himself into a walking dogman.
No.36132
>>36119thats like half of us at this point.
>>36127the return of kat low?
No.36133
>>36132Kat likely never stopped working for her. A professional grifter/groupie like that could easily worm her way into a paid gig from all the millionaires she runs her scam on.
No.36134
Aside from Jenny being a cunt hitting 40, did anybody actually watch the ramble? Anything of note from another hour long video Jenny talking about a dead franchise nobody has cared about since the prequels?
No.36135
>>36119That's so absurd that you thought that the thing you said is "not offensive", like you have grade-school brain - would you go up to someone in public and say "I'm going to X your throat" and when they reported you be really surprised and say "But I didn't say any word!" like no impropriety occurred. Maybe you would do that, you seem a bit deranged (voluntarily paying money to a person you dislike and don't respect lmao)
No.36136
>>36135Are you legit comparing a death threat to telling somebody that people starved for content will pirate it? Is that the argument we're having?
No.36137
>>36136If you are going to ardently keep pretending not to see the obvious resentment and disrecpect in
>maybe people wouldn't be pushing her stuff to be public if she was still making stuff for the main channelthen I don't even know what to say. Can't help you. Like, nobody is stupid man - why would you think people like me or the other posters here or Jenny for that matter are stupid?
No.36138
>>36137As a matter of fact, Jenny abandoning every opportunity she was handed over the last ten years so she could become a shitty Ellis clone and hide away on Patreon is pretty stupid. Not understanding that people will pirate content because she refuses to make any public content, which she promised, and then banning people for pointing out the obvious is pretty stupid too.
No.36139
>>36138>>36137Look, you are both stupid. Stop arguing.
Whoever manages Jenny's patreon is pretty thin-skinned, but that should surprise no one. Her number 1 priority is keeping the pay pigs subscribed, not happy. if banning a loud discontent $2 keeps others from voicing their discontent too and possibly creating an exodus, that is the best move. Not sustainable, but keep the bleeding low.
The comparison to a death thread was not even monkey-brained, monkeys know better.
Now get it together.
No.36141
>>36140New video AND a cat? Damn, she's the whole package.
No.36142
>>36135>paying money to a person you dislike and don't respect lmaothis is how jenny talks…
>>36140why don't women know how to dress sexy, i feel bad dogging sarah but really.. pic related is tastefully sexy, i dont know what all that is supposed to be.
No.36143
>>36140>short skirt>top emphasizes tits without revealing much>cat in frame so you think 'pussy'>long black phallic object in her hand, pointing at her mouthIs the video title by chance "Performative sexiness is good, actually' ?
No.36144
<Jenny hasn't posted on Twitter in over a week<Bailey hasn't streamed in over a weekJenny taking her all her friends on another fabulous trip around the world again, or did she finally marry her chubby Mormon girlfriend?
>>36140If it's content I don't want to watch, does it really exist?
No.36146
>>36145Can you believe that all of that was nearly ten years ago?
No.36148
>>36145>marg postingWhy was that guy even comparing the two in the first place? I basically tuned him out and only remember exchanges of meme images back and forth.
>>36147I told Bailey to stop eating that cat litter… I told her!
No.36149
>>36147>Not that any of you cared!I'd care a lot more if she'd marry me. The ring's right here whenever you want it, Bailey.
>>36148>that guyI may be retarded, which guy? Margcuck? I don't know how long you've been around for but back when tvch was /tv/ on 8ch, 2016 into 2017 saw a huge wave of waifuposting. Eventually people wanted an official waifu for the board and Margcuck was one of the people trying to win. The big three were Margcuck, Maisiefag who was all about Maisie Williams, and Master Shake who was the big pusher of Jenny. Master Shake pissed off Margcuck so thoroughly that he'd spam the shit out of the board, and it didn't change any better when Jenny landed winner's place for the board's queen. Eventually Master Shake, Margcuck, and Maisiefag disappeared to who knows where, leaving
the hapa to terrorize the board.
No.36151
>>36150I had a good experience with max, but theres clearly something off about him. a bit neurotic and schizo maybe?
No.36152
Jenny, if you become a mother… If you find the "Grand Fiesta" pig - the one that crashed to the ground after running out of fuel - you have to kill it. Otherwise, you'll end up just like us.
No.36153
>>36152I wasn't aware this was a woman's-only board.
No.36154
>>36147Anyone know what was wrong with her
No.36155
>>36154Very serious case of cat flu.
No.36156
>>36148>stop eating that cat litterHey! Stop judging her! Times are tough, girl's gotta eat!
No.36157
>>36154Sounded like migraine that lasted for about a week. Can't even imagine it
No.36159
>>36158And spring for some extra garlic bread! If there are no dudes left in LA that will take a girl out for a proper dinner, maybe Jenny could could at least invite her over for some cheese and popcorn.
Anything to stop Bailey from looking like a skeleton without a costume in october!
No.36160
>>36157I experienced exactly one of these in my life for about a day as a young teen, the light sensitivity alone was brutal, a full week of that shit would be beyond miserable. I hope that doesn't become a regular thing for her going forward.
>>36158Poor Bailey.
No.36161
>>36158You know what, I'll be the one to say it, she looks hotter now. Something about being slightly emaciated. That's not weird, right?
Right?
No.36162
>>36161It's a little weird anon! But unfortunately you're not alone in this so this might help her in the LA dating scene!
No.36163
>>36161>>36162Horrible. That look went out of fashion in '45 for a reason! Get that girl a nice brisket sandwich and some knish!
No.36164
She explained what happened, apparently she got mono. But it coincided with a massive migraine so she didn't even realize she was ill right away. So long story short she spent a week unable to eat, hence the weight loss
No.36165
>>36158she should do squats and glute exercises so she has big juicy buttocks.
shes skinny, now its time to get a figure.
No.36166
>>36164Mono? The kissing disease? Well how the heck did she get that?
No.36167
>>36166Probably from Mike's filthy dive bar
No.36171
>>36170>get it from somebody who coughs>epstein coughed>mono is known as the epstein virusMY GOD BAILEY NO
No.36172
>>36166>>36170Remember, "Bi" is a just a nice replacement word for "Slut"!
No.36173
>>36172And by slut we of course me silly lass using twitch.
No.36174
<3 weeks since Jenny has tweetedWith the final public space she communicated to the outside world with abandoned, where do we go from here?
>>36173I didn't mean it in a derogatory way!
No.36175
>>36174>where do we go from here?find her alt where she posts 90 times a day uninhibited
No.36178
>>36176>>36177EW!
>53489529384572934572893745892374Numbers for "originality".
No.36179
>>36178Tell me you can't see it. Our girl was one chromosome and a horse kick to the head away from this. Hell, this chick is more creative.
No.36180
>>36177>>36179I know we can get pretty mean around here but man that is sad.
No.36181
To the bros who missed out on the latest ramble, it is the most boring shit possible.
No.36182
>>36177lol. why don't any of these jenny clones ape her bit, i bet they could trick a few thousand people into believing it.
No.36183
>>36181Yeah, pretty weak.
2 things I noticed:
- she is complaining that there is not enough footage from these conventions and is especially angry at the people doing "audio vlogs" instead of filming more of the cons. Which I found rich coming from Miss Privacy who keeps mentioning how aware she is of other guests when filming and how much she tries to avoid it.
-she mentions that the convention was just a few weeks after her video dropped and that was one reason she did not go. I am sure she was close to going, delaying the video by several months because that fan convention would have turned into another chapter of the video. dodged a bullet there.
No.36184
>>36183Her reasoning that she didn't go because it would cause problems, as if Disney staff would be waiting at the entrance to beat the crap out of her or something.
No.36185
>>36146>>36145what's all this?
No.36186
>>36184well, not the staff, but the rabid fans and shills that felt she sank their "business opportunity"
No.36189
>>36188Oh wow I was so worried. For a moment I thought she might be making real content again.